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[01/10/04 12:18:44] LordKaio [3/10] has challenged slidez [68/101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/10/04 13:10:44] Hooch [0/1] has challenged LordKaio [12/16] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Hooch's clock.
[01/10/04 13:22:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried LordKaio 0 days, 00:01:05 toward level 7.
[01/10/04 13:56:22] LordKaio [1/25] has challenged Q2RPG [11/137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/10/04 15:51:47] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:14 towards level 11.
[01/10/04 15:54:27] LordKaio [24/58] has challenged Q2RPG [52/137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/10/04 16:46:22] Hooch [4/44] has challenged LordKaio [33/58] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Hooch's clock.
[01/10/04 16:50:47] LordKaio [60/68] has challenged Yam [78/114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/10/04 16:56:32] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:21 towards level 13.
[01/10/04 17:59:52] LordKaio discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:25 towards level 14.
[01/10/04 18:13:27] Hogie-One_Kanobi [0/1] has challenged LordKaio [34/77] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[01/10/04 18:25:52] Hogie-One_Kanobi [3/4] has challenged LordKaio [1/77] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[01/10/04 18:40:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried LordKaio 0 days, 00:08:56 toward level 14.
[01/10/04 18:42:12] LordKaio, subs, and Hooch have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Kilr, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/04 20:35:52] DrAgZ [7/16] has challenged LordKaio [36/98] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to DrAgZ's clock.
[01/10/04 20:40:37] DrAgZ, LordKaio, and subs have team battled Hooch, Kilr, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:01:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/04 22:01:07] LordKaio discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:35 towards level 17.
[01/10/04 23:43:54] Shadow, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Kilr and lost! 0 days, 00:05:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/04 01:58:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried LordKaio 0 days, 00:07:31 toward level 19.
[01/11/04 02:52:04] Sir_Hump_Alot [65/98] has challenged LordKaio [52/112] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[01/11/04 03:26:29] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio have team battled subs, Hooch, and Yam and won! 0 days, 00:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/04 03:39:04] LordKaio was taught to quicken his pace by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to run fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:03 towards level 19.
[01/11/04 06:37:24] LordKaio [106/149] has challenged Kilr [67/162] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/11/04 07:24:09] Shadow, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio have team battled subs, Hooch, and Kilr and lost! 0 days, 00:14:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/04 08:53:19] subs [4/192] has challenged LordKaio [62/149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to subs's clock.
[01/11/04 21:21:00] Shadow, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Hooch and won! 0 days, 00:09:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/04 23:01:55] LordKaio grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:28 towards level 23.
[01/12/04 00:13:25] SomeFool [5/7] has challenged LordKaio [68/149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[01/12/04 00:37:45] LordKaio [72/160] has challenged Kilr [186/188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/12/04 01:36:55] SomeFool [19/29] has challenged LordKaio [107/160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[01/13/04 23:34:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried LordKaio 0 days, 00:11:29 toward level 24.
[01/14/04 07:16:08] LordKaio temporarily transformed into a form of energy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:17 towards level 25.
[01/14/04 09:39:28] bee [30/112] has challenged LordKaio [45/173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to bee's clock.
[01/14/04 09:41:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed LordKaio with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:24:16 from level 25.
[01/14/04 10:45:13] SomeFool, bee, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Kilr and lost! 0 days, 00:09:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/04 10:50:08] LordKaio [107/173] has challenged bee [58/112] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/14/04 17:10:19] LordKaio [2/185] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [59/203] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/14/04 18:55:54] LordKaio died, temporarily... This misfortune has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:11 from level 27.
[01/15/04 02:21:49] LordKaio [45/200] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [26/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/15/04 04:35:34] Shadow, SomeFool, and bee have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Kilr and lost! 0 days, 00:41:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/04 10:53:19] LordKaio [102/212] has challenged Hooch [284/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/15/04 19:21:51] LordKaio was chased by Anna Nicole Smith. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:10 towards level 29.
[01/15/04 21:35:51] bee, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio have team battled Hooch, Kilr, and Yam and won! 0 days, 00:07:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/04 22:05:41] LordKaio [125/229] has challenged bee [88/188] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/16/04 05:32:37] bee, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio have team battled subs, Hooch, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:55:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/04 06:05:47] bee, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio have team battled subs, Hooch, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:59:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/04 06:38:47] LordKaio was bitten by omega. This debacle has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:37 from level 30.
[01/16/04 12:14:18] Shadow, bee, and LordKaio have team battled subs, Hooch, and Kilr and lost! 0 days, 00:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/04 12:49:23] LordKaio [191/246] has challenged Hooch [259/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/16/04 13:01:08] Shadow, SomeFool, and bee have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and subs and lost! 0 days, 00:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/04 19:45:03] Hooch [269/363] has challenged LordKaio [98/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[01/17/04 00:18:31] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep slow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:28 towards level 31.
[01/17/04 02:15:54] SomeFool, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Kilr and lost! 0 days, 00:25:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/04 02:40:54] SomeFool, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and bee have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:25:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/04 03:56:44] LordKaio [2/257] has challenged bee [165/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/17/04 13:19:54] SomeFool, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and bee have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Yam and won! 0 days, 01:26:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/04 15:51:19] SomeFool, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and Yam and won! 0 days, 00:39:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/04 18:36:09] Hogie-One_Kanobi, bee, and LordKaio have team battled subs, Hooch, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:15:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/04 20:21:34] bee [34/282] has challenged LordKaio [162/257] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to bee's clock.
[01/17/04 21:57:24] LordKaio [212/269] has challenged Q2RPG [131/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:02 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/18/04 00:15:49] Shadow, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and bee have team battled DrAgZ, LordKaio, and subs and won! 0 days, 00:47:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/04 13:21:34] LordKaio [150/269] has challenged Shadow [101/238] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/18/04 19:19:10] LordKaio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This misfortune has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:45 from level 34.
[01/19/04 12:59:15] LordKaio [100/269] has challenged subs [232/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/19/04 13:58:20] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:15 towards level 35.
[01/19/04 22:36:56] LordKaio found a shortcut through a nudist colony. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:50 towards level 35.
[01/19/04 23:50:11] LordKaio ate an apple full of razor blades. This accident has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:31 from level 35.
[01/20/04 05:12:27] Highlander, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:01:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/04 13:30:27] Highlander, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Sweven, and LordKaio and won! 0 days, 00:10:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/04 14:14:02] LordKaio [253/274] has challenged Q2RPG [188/395] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:00:37 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/20/04 15:33:02] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:05 towards level 36.
[01/21/04 04:13:27] LordKaio was chased by Georgian rebels. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:24 towards level 36.
[01/21/04 05:05:02] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:31 towards level 36.
[01/21/04 11:10:37] LordKaio [188/274] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [126/296] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/21/04 13:14:42] SomeFool, Highlander, and slidez have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and Kilr and lost! 0 days, 00:09:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/04 14:14:17] slidez [68/194] has challenged LordKaio [164/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to slidez's clock.
[01/21/04 18:31:42] LordKaio was taught to quicken his pace by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to run fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:42 towards level 37.
[01/22/04 00:16:57] Hooch [296/419] has challenged LordKaio [235/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[01/22/04 06:49:12] LordKaio ate an apple full of razor blades. This incident has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:42 from level 37.
[01/22/04 16:56:22] LordKaio drank fifteen cans of Mountain Dew. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:26 towards level 37.
[01/22/04 17:01:37] Yam [87/264] has challenged LordKaio [16/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from Yam's clock.
[01/22/04 18:01:27] LordKaio [297/303] has challenged slidez [21/218] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/22/04 19:03:12] SomeFool, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hooch and lost! 0 days, 01:11:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/04 19:56:27] SomeFool, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Yam and won! 0 days, 01:14:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/04 20:28:07] Highlander, slidez, and LordKaio have team battled Hooch, Kilr, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:43:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/04 01:55:32] LordKaio hitched a ride with Gypsies. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:18 towards level 38.
[01/24/04 02:59:42] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:12 towards level 38.
[01/24/04 06:38:52] Sweven [27/261] has challenged LordKaio [138/303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Sweven's clock.
[01/24/04 11:27:12] subs, slidez, and LordKaio have team battled Hooch, Kilr, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:55:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/04 12:35:37] subs, slidez, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Hooch and lost! 0 days, 00:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/04 16:36:37] cooey, subs, and Sweven have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Yam and won! 0 days, 00:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/04 18:44:37] LordKaio hitched a ride with Gypsies. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:39 towards level 38.
[01/24/04 20:10:52] LordKaio [289/305] has challenged Sweven [94/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/25/04 02:34:49] Highlander, slidez, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Kilr and won! 0 days, 00:41:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/04 04:17:59] subs [193/288] has challenged LordKaio [214/305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to subs's clock.
[01/25/04 06:08:49] cooey [53/76] has challenged LordKaio [132/305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to cooey's clock.
[01/25/04 12:52:44] subs, slidez, and Hogie-One_Kanobi have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Kilr and lost! 0 days, 00:05:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/04 14:37:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 0 days, 12:46:09 toward level 39.
[01/25/04 19:05:15] cooey, slidez, and LordKaio have team battled Hooch, Kilr, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 00:19:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/04 19:31:15] Kilr [66/328] has challenged LordKaio [70/305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Kilr's clock.
[01/25/04 21:32:50] LordKaio temporarily transformed into a form of energy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:04 towards level 39.
[01/26/04 04:21:10] LordKaio [66/305] has challenged cooey [136/160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[01/26/04 05:16:25] Sweven [338/348] has challenged LordKaio [214/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from Sweven's clock.
[01/26/04 07:20:55] slidez [82/258] has challenged LordKaio [106/305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to slidez's clock.
[01/27/04 01:07:21] Highlander, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Hooch and won! 0 days, 02:01:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/04 10:31:31] cooey, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sweven have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/04 19:27:11] FREAKZILLA [96/169] has challenged LordKaio [56/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:18 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[01/27/04 22:44:02] cooey [186/238] has challenged LordKaio [276/305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to cooey's clock.
[01/28/04 03:14:39] FREAKZILLA [88/172] has challenged LordKaio [141/305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[01/28/04 08:12:55] LordKaio came across a tricycle with fancy streamers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:22 towards level 40.
[01/28/04 13:07:00] slidez, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA and won! 0 days, 01:00:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/04 20:52:05] cooey [261/265] has challenged LordKaio [202/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:36 is removed from cooey's clock.
[01/28/04 21:47:15] SomeFool, Highlander, and subs have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sweven, and LordKaio and won! 0 days, 00:29:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/04 22:12:10] SomeFool, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and Yam and lost! 0 days, 01:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/04 22:40:05] SomeFool, Highlander, and Sir_Hump_Alot have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Kilr and won! 0 days, 00:12:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/04 19:33:00] cooey, subs, and slidez have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Yam and won! 0 days, 01:04:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/04 07:34:05] LordKaio [247/324] has challenged slidez [112/264] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:58 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[01/31/04 23:14:42] SomeFool, cooey, and subs [120/879] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Yam [333/929] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/04 05:47:45] FREAKZILLA [45/261] has challenged LordKaio [46/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[02/01/04 10:54:15] LordKaio was attacked by ferocious mimes. This debacle has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:16 from level 41.
[02/01/04 13:11:21] LordKaio stepped on hot coals. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:21 towards level 41.
[02/02/04 01:19:23] SomeFool, cooey, and subs [97/879] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [514/1037] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/04 02:12:13] SomeFool, slidez, and Sweven [729/966] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Yam [103/936] and won! 0 days, 00:36:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/04 06:47:53] SomeFool, slidez, and Sir_Hump_Alot [43/863] have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [440/1009] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/04 03:33:34] LordKaio fell in a fast flowing river. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:32 towards level 41.
[02/03/04 15:12:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 0 days, 03:15:24 toward level 41.
[02/03/04 20:15:55] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:15 towards level 41.
[02/03/04 21:14:00] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, Hooch have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/04 21:44:45] LordKaio [224/338] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [252/381] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/04/04 13:16:50] LordKaio set themself on fire. This mishap has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:07 from level 42.
[02/04/04 14:34:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 1 days, 00:16:19 toward level 42.
[02/04/04 16:27:35] slidez [98/264] has challenged LordKaio [36/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from slidez's clock.
[02/04/04 19:10:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 0 days, 01:50:10 toward level 42.
[02/04/04 21:21:40] cooey, slidez, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [688/942] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Yam [292/998] and won! 0 days, 04:33:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/04 21:52:21] LordKaio stepped on hot coals. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:16 towards level 42.
[02/05/04 06:52:41] SomeFool, subs, and slidez [601/872] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Kilr [273/1132] and won! 0 days, 00:40:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/04 06:58:56] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:57 towards level 42.
[02/05/04 13:03:06] SomeFool, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [857/1005] have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Hooch [136/1219] and won! 0 days, 04:51:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/04 17:29:22] LordKaio came across a tricycle with fancy streamers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:19 towards level 42.
[02/05/04 21:33:57] LordKaio lost their mind. This blow has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:24 from level 42.
[02/06/04 03:41:27] LordKaio [172/338] has challenged subs [252/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/06/04 07:27:43] LordKaio was chased by Georgian rebels. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:11 towards level 43.
[02/06/04 10:26:08] Highlander, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [732/999] have team battled Hooch, Stormbringer, and FREAKZILLA [875/929] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/04 11:22:28] SomeFool, slidez, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [624/1016] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [244/1194] and won! 0 days, 00:03:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/04 13:15:58] LordKaio hitched a ride with Gypsies. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:59 towards level 43.
[02/06/04 14:30:23] LordKaio saw a group of nude forest nymphs in the distance. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:01 towards level 43.
[02/06/04 18:13:13] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep hill. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:24 towards level 43.
[02/06/04 18:14:58] Highlander, slidez, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [774/1007] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Yam [627/1143] and won! 0 days, 00:34:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/04 19:29:28] Highlander, subs, and slidez [39/953] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [558/1186] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/04 01:22:33] LordKaio hitched a ride with Gypsies. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:48 towards level 43.
[02/07/04 09:54:39] SomeFool, Highlander, and slidez [458/924] have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Stormbringer [517/916] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/04 12:31:29] SomeFool, Highlander, and Sir_Hump_Alot [864/1068] have team battled LordKaio, Stormbringer, and FREAKZILLA [233/912] and won! 0 days, 00:45:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/04 15:09:19] Highlander, slidez, and Sir_Hump_Alot [715/1162] have team battled LordKaio, Stormbringer, and FREAKZILLA [502/912] and won! 0 days, 00:04:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/04 15:43:54] Highlander, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Sweven [917/1167] have team battled LordKaio, Stormbringer, and FREAKZILLA [392/912] and won! 0 days, 02:56:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/04 17:50:29] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:20 towards level 43.
[02/08/04 18:04:04] LordKaio [2/338] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [280/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/08/04 23:01:30] SomeFool, subs, and slidez [609/1066] have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and Yam [815/1028] and lost! 0 days, 06:00:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/04 00:59:40] LordKaio drank fifteen cans of Mountain Dew. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:22 towards level 44.
[02/09/04 01:11:05] SomeFool, Highlander, and slidez [639/1021] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [661/1186] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/04 01:40:55] LordKaio nodded off to sleep. This disaster has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:24 from level 44.
[02/09/04 04:37:05] LordKaio fell in a fast flowing river. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:16 towards level 44.
[02/09/04 05:36:20] LordKaio urinated blood. This disaster has slowed them 0 days, 09:18:53 from level 44.
[02/09/04 07:50:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 1 days, 00:46:30 toward level 44.
[02/09/04 08:21:26] LordKaio dropped their GPS. This misfortune has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:41 from level 44.
[02/09/04 17:05:11] LordKaio found a Mustang with the keys in the ignition. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:14 towards level 44.
[02/09/04 17:26:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 1 days, 08:07:40 toward level 44.
[02/09/04 18:18:36] SomeFool, cooey, and subs [736/950] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and Kilr [367/1057] and won! 0 days, 04:30:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/04 05:38:51] SomeFool, cooey, and subs [289/950] have team battled slidez, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [313/1211] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/04 01:15:18] cooey, subs, and Sweven [3/1049] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Stormbringer [119/1053] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/04 04:29:18] SomeFool, cooey, and slidez [561/1047] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sweven, and LordKaio [228/1144] and won! 0 days, 00:23:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/04 07:13:03] LordKaio smoked some nice dank. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:39 towards level 44.
[02/11/04 07:19:18] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:41 towards level 44.
[02/11/04 20:17:09] subs, slidez, and Sweven [1163/1195] have team battled LordKaio, Stormbringer, and FREAKZILLA [463/1002] and won! 0 days, 01:42:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/04 21:05:32] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[02/12/04 07:11:49] LordKaio tamed a wild horse for riding. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:48 towards level 44.
[02/12/04 09:55:59] SomeFool, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [475/1161] have team battled LordKaio, Stormbringer, and Yam [64/976] and won! 0 days, 02:29:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/04 18:52:29] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:17 towards level 44.
[02/13/04 01:18:59] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and carved a large chasm in their path, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:25:35 from level 44.
[02/13/04 02:07:59] SomeFool, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [161/1203] have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [127/1142] and won! 0 days, 08:00:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/04 04:36:04] LordKaio was chased by Michael Jackson. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:33 towards level 44.
[02/13/04 06:05:44] SomeFool, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Sweven [1223/1233] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [349/1231] and won! 0 days, 05:37:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/04 10:14:04] LordKaio [94/338] has challenged Sweven [6/418] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/13/04 16:19:30] LordKaio saw a group of nude forest nymphs in the distance. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:44 towards level 45.
[02/14/04 07:43:51] Highlander, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [531/1192] have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and Yam [228/1045] and won! 0 days, 06:40:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/04 16:40:26] SomeFool, slidez, Sweven, LordKaio have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/04 00:57:11] subs, slidez, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [994/1165] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Yam [64/1157] and won! 0 days, 02:06:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/04 11:41:11] LordKaio fell in a ditch. This incident has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:24 from level 45.
[02/15/04 13:38:56] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [1091/1186] have team battled Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and Yam [959/1266] and won! 0 days, 03:15:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/04 15:31:29] Sweven [12/426] has challenged LordKaio [124/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Sweven's clock.
[02/15/04 16:46:59] LordKaio rode on the bus. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:53 towards level 45.
[02/15/04 18:06:49] subs, slidez, and Sir_Hump_Alot [511/1241] have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Hooch [374/1271] and won! 0 days, 01:11:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/04 18:30:19] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:21 towards level 45.
[02/15/04 21:57:34] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Sweven [571/1232] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Yam [1111/1204] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/04 22:39:04] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:44 towards level 45.
[02/16/04 02:07:14] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:20 towards level 45.
[02/16/04 02:46:49] subs [52/346] has challenged LordKaio [144/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:58 is added to subs's clock.
[02/16/04 04:03:29] LordKaio ate rancid dairy products. This disaster has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:42 from level 45.
[02/16/04 06:00:44] LordKaio tasted mancock. This mishap has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:44 from level 45.
[02/16/04 09:46:49] subs [38/346] has challenged LordKaio [148/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:07 is added to subs's clock.
[02/16/04 11:42:09] SomeFool, Highlander, and subs [548/1049] have team battled slidez, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [531/1233] and won! 0 days, 10:53:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/04 16:02:54] SomeFool, Highlander, and subs [151/1049] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Yam [70/1097] and won! 0 days, 08:21:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/04 18:46:49] Sir_Hump_Alot [225/460] has challenged LordKaio [118/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:06:57 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[02/16/04 19:49:24] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:38 towards level 45.
[02/16/04 20:31:49] SomeFool, Highlander, and subs [55/1049] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Yam [740/1204] and lost! 0 days, 06:19:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/04 20:40:04] LordKaio [251/338] has challenged Q2RPG [372/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/16/04 21:51:04] Highlander, slidez, and Sweven [579/1209] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Kilr [231/1193] and won! 0 days, 08:49:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/04 01:46:49] LordKaio [181/338] has challenged Sweven [304/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:57:23 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/17/04 05:46:49] LordKaio [324/338] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [443/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:22:24 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/17/04 06:46:49] LordKaio [262/338] has challenged Sweven [314/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:46 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/17/04 09:46:39] SomeFool, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [869/1161] have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Hooch [1225/1271] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/04 10:54:14] SomeFool, subs, and slidez [433/1136] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Kilr [877/1146] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/04 12:46:49] LordKaio [242/338] has challenged Hooch [19/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:53:07 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/17/04 13:40:29] Highlander, slidez, and Sweven [736/1209] have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [368/1086] and won! 0 days, 01:57:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/04 14:03:49] Highlander, subs, and slidez [767/1129] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Sweven, and LordKaio [690/1224] and won! 0 days, 01:29:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/04 14:46:49] LordKaio [326/338] has challenged subs [142/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:41:52 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/17/04 14:46:49] LordKaio has dealt subs a Critical Strike! 1 days, 08:18:44 is added to subs's clock.
[02/17/04 15:46:49] LordKaio [255/338] has challenged Highlander [320/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/17/04 16:46:49] LordKaio [123/338] has challenged Q2RPG [142/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:22:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/17/04 17:46:49] subs [123/346] has challenged LordKaio [173/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:24 is added to subs's clock.
[02/17/04 18:46:49] LordKaio [312/338] has challenged Sweven [264/426] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:31:17 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/17/04 21:47:04] subs, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1082/1225] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [208/1245] and won! 0 days, 07:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/04 22:46:49] LordKaio [17/338] has challenged slidez [117/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:06 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/18/04 03:46:49] LordKaio [124/338] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [349/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:43 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/18/04 04:46:49] LordKaio [81/338] has challenged Highlander [273/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:49:21 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/18/04 07:25:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 4 days, 05:46:21 toward level 46.
[02/18/04 08:46:49] LordKaio [310/338] has challenged slidez [363/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:21 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/18/04 09:46:49] subs [14/346] has challenged LordKaio [95/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:28:45 is added to subs's clock.
[02/18/04 10:46:49] LordKaio [337/338] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [74/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:00:09 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/18/04 11:05:04] SomeFool, Highlander, and subs [831/1049] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [934/1245] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/04 13:46:49] LordKaio [262/338] has challenged Highlander [96/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:51 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/18/04 15:24:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 0 days, 12:31:01 toward level 46.
[02/18/04 16:17:39] SomeFool, subs, and Sweven [728/1127] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [1083/1245] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/04 17:56:29] SomeFool, Highlander, and subs [165/1049] have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and Yam [715/1123] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/04 20:01:09] Highlander, Sweven, and LordKaio [1042/1112] have team battled Hooch, Kilr, and Yam [801/1228] and won! 0 days, 00:42:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/04 23:46:49] LordKaio [134/338] has challenged FREAKZILLA [368/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:29 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/19/04 08:46:52] LordKaio [91/338] has challenged SomeFool [349/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:55 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/19/04 11:40:44] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[02/19/04 12:46:52] LordKaio [159/338] has challenged Sweven [269/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:51 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/19/04 14:08:17] LordKaio was chased by Georgian rebels. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:02 towards level 46.
[02/19/04 17:46:52] LordKaio [210/338] has challenged Yam [302/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/19/04 18:46:52] LordKaio [42/338] has challenged Q2RPG [420/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:21 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/19/04 19:23:47] LordKaio [257/343] has challenged SomeFool [116/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/19/04 21:46:52] LordKaio [6/343] has challenged Sweven [146/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:18 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/19/04 22:31:27] LordKaio ate tainted meat. This adversity has slowed them 0 days, 13:01:56 from level 47.
[02/20/04 04:46:55] LordKaio [270/343] has challenged slidez [118/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:19:49 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/20/04 06:34:15] LordKaio found an issue of Playgirl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:24 from level 47.
[02/20/04 06:46:55] LordKaio [254/343] has challenged slidez [143/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:49:23 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/20/04 12:29:20] SomeFool, Highlander, and subs [733/1083] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Kilr [186/1212] and won! 0 days, 02:29:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/04 14:46:55] LordKaio [51/343] has challenged subs [160/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:53:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/21/04 13:29:49] LordKaio [283/343] has challenged Highlander [324/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/21/04 17:29:49] LordKaio [172/343] has challenged subs [255/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:55:22 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/21/04 19:29:49] Sir_Hump_Alot [85/460] has challenged LordKaio [183/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:28 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[02/21/04 20:10:59] Highlander, Sweven, and LordKaio [699/1144] have team battled Hooch, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [212/1277] and won! 0 days, 09:00:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/04 21:01:59] LordKaio was enchanted by the Spirit of the Wolf. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:20 towards level 47.
[02/21/04 22:06:39] SomeFool, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [568/1173] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [496/1258] and won! 0 days, 01:04:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/04 23:40:44] Highlander, Sweven, and LordKaio [282/1144] have team battled Hooch, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [967/1277] and lost! 0 days, 09:16:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/04 02:29:49] LordKaio [73/343] has challenged Hooch [488/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/22/04 04:08:24] Highlander, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1081/1143] have team battled Sweven, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [439/1177] and won! 0 days, 05:20:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/04 04:10:14] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[02/22/04 12:33:00] subs, slidez, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [746/1203] have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [606/1113] and won! 0 days, 04:31:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/04 06:15:10] LordKaio [87/343] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [87/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:49:41 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/23/04 06:50:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 2 days, 15:44:14 toward level 47.
[02/23/04 10:15:10] LordKaio [313/343] has challenged Hooch [263/615] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:55:11 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/25/04 00:21:17] subs [32/346] has challenged LordKaio [1/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:27:36 is removed from subs's clock.
[02/25/04 03:21:17] Hogie-One_Kanobi [36/422] has challenged LordKaio [191/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:59 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[02/25/04 05:05:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 0 days, 20:32:35 toward level 47.
[02/25/04 06:01:39] LordKaio experienced explosive diarrhea. This affliction has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:37 from level 47.
[02/25/04 08:21:19] LordKaio [18/343] has challenged SomeFool [200/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/25/04 09:14:39] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:46 towards level 47.
[02/25/04 09:55:29] SomeFool, slidez, and Sir_Hump_Alot [871/1262] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Yam [436/1334] and won! 0 days, 00:40:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/04 22:12:08] subs, rocky, and Sir_Hump_Alot [259/1037] have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [782/1247] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/04 22:35:23] LordKaio [171/343] has challenged SomeFool [118/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:12:53 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/25/04 23:40:23] LordKaio grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:39 towards level 47.
[02/26/04 20:38:28] SomeFool, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [442/1135] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Yam [728/1334] and lost! 0 days, 07:10:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/04 21:35:43] LordKaio was sodomized by natives. This affliction has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:58 from level 47.
[02/26/04 23:09:46] LordKaio [116/343] has challenged Yam [294/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:50 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/27/04 05:45:00] LordKaio [273/343] has challenged SomeFool [331/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/27/04 12:45:00] LordKaio [49/343] has challenged SomeFool [14/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:31 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/27/04 12:59:05] rocky [142/259] has challenged LordKaio [129/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from rocky's clock.
[02/27/04 12:59:05] rocky has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:14:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/27/04 20:45:00] LordKaio [191/343] has challenged rocky [247/259] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/28/04 02:26:10] LordKaio saw a group of nude forest nymphs in the distance. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:13 towards level 47.
[02/28/04 02:45:00] LordKaio [240/343] has challenged Kilr [31/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:44 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[02/28/04 03:15:15] LordKaio [290/365] has challenged slidez [377/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/28/04 08:56:54] subs, Hooch, and rocky [645/1220] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [1102/1329] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/04 10:45:04] LordKaio [123/365] has challenged Kilr [204/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:58:29 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[02/28/04 12:33:09] Sir_Hump_Alot, Yam, and rocky [719/1095] have team battled slidez, LordKaio, and subs [933/1146] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/04 13:45:04] LordKaio [161/365] has challenged Q2RPG [503/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:31:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/01/04 01:34:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 1 days, 02:57:00 toward level 48.
[03/01/04 02:52:13] LordKaio [285/365] has challenged SomeFool [244/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:41:52 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/01/04 03:34:23] LordKaio was trampled by wild horses. This blow has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:12 from level 48.
[03/01/04 05:52:13] LordKaio [326/365] has challenged Hooch [17/615] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:14:53 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/01/04 06:52:13] Sir_Hump_Alot [367/460] has challenged LordKaio [172/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:43:13 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[03/01/04 08:47:03] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Kilr, and SomeFool [864/1157] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and rocky [628/1283] and won! 0 days, 01:42:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/04 12:52:13] LordKaio [238/365] has challenged subs [253/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:58:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/02/04 15:52:16] LordKaio [203/365] has challenged FREAKZILLA [230/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:34 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/02/04 16:52:16] LordKaio [221/365] has challenged Kilr [190/373] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:28 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/02/04 19:52:16] subs [379/460] has challenged LordKaio [152/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:19:27 is removed from subs's clock.
[03/03/04 02:52:16] subs [89/460] has challenged LordKaio [271/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:22 is added to subs's clock.
[03/03/04 04:42:23] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:16 towards level 48.
[03/03/04 05:02:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 3 days, 10:41:41 toward level 48.
[03/03/04 06:41:43] LordKaio [107/365] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [274/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/03/04 07:43:03] Sir_Hump_Alot, slidez, and Yam [659/1279] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [776/1335] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/04 12:23:53] Yam, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [335/1386] have team battled Hooch, LordKaio, and rocky [639/1292] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/04 13:41:43] LordKaio [145/365] has challenged Hooch [397/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/03/04 18:41:43] subs [29/460] has challenged LordKaio [318/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:20 is added to subs's clock.
[03/03/04 21:41:43] Hooch [447/615] has challenged LordKaio [160/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:36 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[03/03/04 22:35:08] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:57 towards level 48.
[03/03/04 22:57:48] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [746/1261] have team battled rocky, FREAKZILLA, and subs [881/1314] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/04 00:41:50] LordKaio [153/365] has challenged subs [233/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/04/04 18:59:01] LordKaio [319/365] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [181/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:47 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/04/04 19:59:01] LordKaio [292/365] has challenged Yam [141/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:46 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/04/04 20:59:01] LordKaio [343/365] has challenged rocky [164/312] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:50 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/04/04 21:40:36] rocky [241/312] has challenged LordKaio [359/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to rocky's clock.
[03/04/04 22:30:36] Yam, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [399/1386] have team battled LordKaio, rocky, and subs [308/1137] and won! 0 days, 01:26:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/04 01:06:06] Yam, FREAKZILLA, and SomeFool [441/1328] have team battled rocky, subs, and LordKaio [429/1137] and won! 0 days, 00:38:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/04 01:59:01] LordKaio [118/365] has challenged SomeFool [354/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:09 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/05/04 03:59:01] LordKaio [207/365] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [322/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:40 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/05/04 04:06:01] rocky, SomeFool, and Yam [734/1100] have team battled subs, LordKaio, and Kilr [454/1198] and won! 0 days, 05:08:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/04 04:24:56] rocky, LordKaio, and Yam [714/1055] have team battled subs, Kilr, and SomeFool [389/1243] and won! 0 days, 02:32:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/04 05:37:56] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:30 towards level 48.
[03/05/04 17:59:01] Sir_Hump_Alot [134/468] has challenged LordKaio [289/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:22 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[03/05/04 18:59:01] LordKaio [160/365] has challenged Yam [138/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:51 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/05/04 19:13:21] slidez, SomeFool, and subs [742/1305] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Kilr [521/1280] and won! 0 days, 06:58:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/04 19:46:26] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1065/1335] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, SomeFool, and subs [357/1338] and won! 0 days, 01:29:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/04 20:13:56] LordKaio, Hooch, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1080/1408] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, SomeFool, and subs [395/1338] and won! 0 days, 01:05:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/04 00:36:46] LordKaio [358/384] has challenged slidez [0/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/06/04 00:37:11] LordKaio [343/384] has challenged FREAKZILLA [260/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:15:29 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/06/04 01:37:11] slidez [77/435] has challenged LordKaio [18/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:15:28 is removed from slidez's clock.
[03/06/04 01:37:11] slidez has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 1 days, 03:41:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/06/04 02:42:06] Kilr, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [333/1269] have team battled Hooch, LordKaio, and subs [1081/1459] and lost! 0 days, 12:06:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/04 05:01:14] Kilr, LordKaio, and subs [249/1217] have team battled slidez, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [509/1592] and lost! 0 days, 05:19:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/04 06:37:14] LordKaio [242/384] has challenged Q2RPG [481/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:05:35 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/06/04 12:14:09] SomeFool, LordKaio, and Kilr [404/1167] have team battled subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [855/1356] and lost! 0 days, 19:58:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/04 14:44:34] slidez, SomeFool, and LordKaio [628/1229] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [623/1747] and won! 0 days, 01:17:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/04 20:37:14] LordKaio [5/384] has challenged rocky [83/312] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:46 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/06/04 21:37:14] LordKaio [296/384] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [129/468] in combat and won! 1 days, 04:47:36 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/06/04 22:37:14] LordKaio [16/384] has challenged FREAKZILLA [224/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:42:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/07/04 22:18:07] slidez [309/460] has challenged LordKaio [275/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:13 is removed from slidez's clock.
[03/07/04 23:18:12] LordKaio [101/384] has challenged Q2RPG [159/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:21:02 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/08/04 00:18:13] Kilr [262/373] has challenged LordKaio [349/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:36:30 is added to Kilr's clock.
[03/08/04 07:18:13] SomeFool [97/410] has challenged LordKaio [289/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:56 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[03/08/04 09:58:13] LordKaio dropped their GPS. This mishap has slowed them 0 days, 16:37:14 from level 49.
[03/08/04 11:37:38] LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and SomeFool [892/1222] have team battled slidez, Kilr, and Hooch [700/1570] and won! 0 days, 12:31:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/04 12:08:33] LordKaio was carried forth by winged Angels. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 04:43:20 towards level 49.
[03/08/04 13:18:13] Kilr [65/373] has challenged LordKaio [349/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:44 is added to Kilr's clock.
[03/08/04 15:18:14] LordKaio [48/384] has challenged Kilr [175/373] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:31:22 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/08/04 15:51:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 6 days, 17:03:16 toward level 49.
[03/08/04 21:41:14] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and subs [600/1394] have team battled Hooch, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1205/1663] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/04 22:18:14] Hooch [457/737] has challenged LordKaio [54/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:39:55 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[03/09/04 01:18:14] LordKaio [200/384] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [427/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:32 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/09/04 05:18:18] FREAKZILLA [444/542] has challenged LordKaio [271/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:41:50 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[03/09/04 20:18:19] Hogie-One_Kanobi [130/428] has challenged LordKaio [30/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:05 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[03/09/04 20:43:04] Hogie-One_Kanobi, subs, and SomeFool [577/1336] have team battled Yam, LordKaio, and slidez [447/1222] and won! 0 days, 00:08:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/04 23:18:19] LordKaio [207/384] has challenged subs [486/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/09/04 23:39:14] LordKaio ate too much chocolate. This blow has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:43 from level 49.
[03/10/04 02:18:19] LordKaio [120/384] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [232/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/10/04 03:43:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 1 days, 05:26:23 toward level 49.
[03/10/04 05:30:29] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [810/1663] have team battled SomeFool, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Yam [359/1216] and won! 0 days, 02:26:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/04 06:32:20] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hooch, and subs [928/1703] have team battled Yam, LordKaio, and rocky [559/1146] and won! 0 days, 01:44:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/04 08:18:20] SomeFool [169/410] has challenged LordKaio [223/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:01:33 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[03/10/04 12:07:05] Hooch [702/737] has challenged LordKaio [188/384] in combat and won! 1 days, 04:48:18 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[03/10/04 12:08:35] SomeFool, slidez, and LordKaio [596/1254] have team battled FREAKZILLA, subs, and Hooch [1052/1777] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/04 13:13:30] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[03/10/04 14:27:05] subs, SomeFool, and Hooch [1225/1645] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and slidez [921/1272] and won! 0 days, 11:29:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/04 15:39:35] LordKaio drank fifteen cans of Mountain Dew. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:29 towards level 49.
[03/10/04 18:00:00] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:30 towards level 49.
[03/10/04 18:12:30] SomeFool, rocky, and LordKaio [296/1178] have team battled Yam, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [868/1657] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/04 18:47:55] LordKaio found a Mustang with the keys in the ignition. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:34 towards level 49.
[03/10/04 20:37:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 0 days, 01:28:23 toward level 49.
[03/11/04 02:04:25] Hooch, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [618/1549] have team battled Yam, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [629/1388] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/04 05:19:20] Hogie-One_Kanobi [382/447] has challenged LordKaio [326/384] in combat and won! 1 days, 09:24:50 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[03/11/04 05:28:25] LordKaio [69/384] has challenged Q2RPG [314/738] in combat and lost! 1 days, 00:00:15 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/11/04 10:02:35] Hooch, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [859/1663] have team battled Yam, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and SomeFool [475/1235] and won! 0 days, 02:30:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/04 12:22:10] Hooch, Yam, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [934/1562] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [579/1394] and won! 0 days, 03:32:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/04 05:25:46] LordKaio temporarily transformed into a form of energy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:08 towards level 50.
[03/13/04 07:30:36] slidez, Yam, and SomeFool [598/1359] have team battled subs, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [487/1350] and won! 0 days, 04:10:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/04 08:40:11] LordKaio [260/384] has challenged FREAKZILLA [570/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:06:44 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/13/04 12:32:16] LordKaio took viagra. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 05:05:26 towards level 50.
[03/13/04 15:40:12] SomeFool [239/518] has challenged LordKaio [79/384] in combat and won! 1 days, 00:17:48 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[03/13/04 16:40:12] LordKaio [151/384] has challenged FREAKZILLA [511/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:38:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/13/04 18:40:12] Hogie-One_Kanobi [67/447] has challenged LordKaio [264/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:32 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[03/13/04 18:58:17] Yam, LordKaio, and slidez [362/1225] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Hooch, and rocky [670/1745] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/04 20:21:37] LordKaio, subs, and FREAKZILLA [458/1506] have team battled SomeFool, Yam, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [502/1344] and lost! 0 days, 15:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/04 21:32:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 4 days, 06:25:53 toward level 50.
[03/14/04 02:40:12] Hogie-One_Kanobi [283/447] has challenged LordKaio [255/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:21:55 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[03/14/04 02:40:12] Hogie-One_Kanobi has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 1 days, 02:07:51 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/14/04 03:24:57] LordKaio grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:19 towards level 50.
[03/14/04 05:28:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 2 days, 11:13:03 toward level 50.
[03/14/04 06:20:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 1 days, 08:53:50 toward level 50.
[03/14/04 06:40:12] LordKaio [283/384] has challenged rocky [372/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:47 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/14/04 07:18:02] LordKaio grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:23 towards level 50.
[03/14/04 09:40:13] LordKaio [301/384] has challenged Yam [318/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:35 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/14/04 10:47:33] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [866/1476] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, rocky, and Yam [727/1210] and won! 0 days, 02:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/04 15:02:09] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[03/14/04 19:40:13] Hooch [240/737] has challenged LordKaio [3/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:06 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[03/14/04 20:40:14] slidez [70/462] has challenged LordKaio [46/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:06:57 is removed from slidez's clock.
[03/14/04 23:02:04] Hogie-One_Kanobi, rocky, and subs [502/1329] have team battled Hooch, LordKaio, and slidez [270/1583] and won! 0 days, 01:37:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/04 00:26:50] Yam, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [456/1387] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, slidez, and Kilr [612/1309] and lost! 0 days, 05:55:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/04 06:01:00] Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Yam [486/1563] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [692/1476] and lost! 0 days, 09:36:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/04 07:40:15] Sir_Hump_Alot [51/468] has challenged LordKaio [197/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:36:54 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[03/15/04 09:40:15] LordKaio [141/384] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [361/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:25 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/15/04 13:40:15] Kilr [170/379] has challenged LordKaio [160/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:48:09 is removed from Kilr's clock.
[03/15/04 17:29:05] rocky, LordKaio, and Kilr [545/1147] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Yam, and Hooch [1186/1584] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/04 18:01:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 0 days, 05:39:04 toward level 50.
[03/15/04 21:25:26] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [787/1476] have team battled Yam, rocky, and subs [390/1261] and won! 0 days, 04:15:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/04 21:40:16] FREAKZILLA [571/624] has challenged LordKaio [197/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:24:10 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[03/15/04 22:08:21] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Hooch [1054/1745] have team battled Yam, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and slidez [1116/1288] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/04 22:15:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 0 days, 10:54:03 toward level 50.
[03/16/04 03:40:16] LordKaio [150/384] has challenged Yam [275/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:57 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/16/04 04:40:16] Sir_Hump_Alot [144/468] has challenged LordKaio [105/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:16:25 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[03/16/04 07:40:16] Yam [120/379] has challenged LordKaio [107/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:23:51 is removed from Yam's clock.
[03/16/04 09:15:52] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and blocked their path, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:21:28 from level 50.
[03/16/04 10:07:57] LordKaio [330/386] has challenged Q2RPG [96/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:41:24 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/16/04 10:34:07] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [553/1233] have team battled subs, slidez, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [964/1407] and lost! 0 days, 05:52:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/04 19:40:17] LordKaio [209/386] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [297/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:20:11 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/16/04 21:40:17] LordKaio [72/386] has challenged Hooch [555/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:16:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/16/04 22:21:17] SomeFool, LordKaio, and Yam [574/1283] have team battled subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and rocky [777/1350] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/04 22:40:17] LordKaio [182/386] has challenged SomeFool [295/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:22:27 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/17/04 03:40:18] LordKaio [245/386] has challenged Kilr [363/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:14:25 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/17/04 07:40:18] LordKaio [73/386] has challenged FREAKZILLA [571/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:14:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/17/04 09:14:28] LordKaio drank fifteen cans of Mountain Dew. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:56 towards level 51.
[03/17/04 17:09:33] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:16 towards level 51.
[03/17/04 18:42:43] LordKaio temporarily transformed into a form of energy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:06 towards level 51.
[03/18/04 10:35:18] grime [123/186] has challenged LordKaio [147/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to grime's clock.
[03/18/04 10:42:23] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep hill. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:38:53 towards level 51.
[03/18/04 11:40:23] Hooch [39/737] has challenged LordKaio [57/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:06 is added to Hooch's clock.
[03/18/04 12:40:23] LordKaio [174/386] has challenged Q2RPG [617/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:41:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/18/04 14:40:24] slidez [457/462] has challenged LordKaio [352/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:29 is removed from slidez's clock.
[03/18/04 22:40:24] LordKaio [41/386] has challenged subs [154/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:00:10 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/19/04 08:40:24] LordKaio [63/386] has challenged SomeFool [241/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:32:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/19/04 13:40:25] LordKaio [300/386] has challenged SomeFool [499/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:41:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/19/04 18:16:56] LordKaio was chased by a swarm of killer insects. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:41 towards level 51.
[03/19/04 18:45:06] FREAKZILLA, grime, and LordKaio [602/1207] have team battled SomeFool, slidez, and Sir_Hump_Alot [860/1593] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/04 21:40:26] FREAKZILLA [180/624] has challenged LordKaio [17/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:30 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[03/19/04 21:51:46] subs, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [567/1331] have team battled slidez, rocky, and FREAKZILLA [912/1615] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/04 23:24:21] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and subs [534/1508] have team battled SomeFool, grime, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [526/1162] and won! 0 days, 05:32:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/04 01:30:07] grime [143/230] has challenged LordKaio [14/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:33 is removed from grime's clock.
[03/20/04 01:40:27] FREAKZILLA [252/624] has challenged LordKaio [7/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:23:12 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[03/20/04 03:40:27] LordKaio [51/386] has challenged Q2RPG [708/738] in combat and lost! 1 days, 01:40:37 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/20/04 03:59:17] Hogie-One_Kanobi [365/447] has challenged LordKaio [130/386] in combat and won! 1 days, 20:57:43 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[03/20/04 09:26:41] LordKaio drank fifteen cans of Mountain Dew. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:03 towards level 51.
[03/20/04 10:14:06] grime [97/251] has challenged LordKaio [295/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to grime's clock.
[03/20/04 11:21:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 3 days, 07:10:32 toward level 51.
[03/20/04 12:40:31] SomeFool [427/518] has challenged LordKaio [22/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:51:06 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[03/20/04 13:53:21] FREAKZILLA [549/624] has challenged LordKaio [32/386] in combat and won! 1 days, 00:49:55 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[03/20/04 18:00:31] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and grime [461/1261] have team battled slidez, subs, and rocky [701/1489] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/04 19:06:26] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and carved a large chasm in their path, slowing the heathen 4 days, 16:25:14 from level 51.
[03/21/04 01:40:31] Hooch [570/737] has challenged LordKaio [347/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:24 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[03/21/04 02:40:31] LordKaio [325/386] has challenged Hooch [704/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:38:08 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/21/04 04:09:07] Hooch [132/737] has challenged LordKaio [32/386] in combat and won! 1 days, 14:45:37 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[03/21/04 05:17:52] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 11:42:09 towards level 51.
[03/21/04 08:18:07] Hogie-One_Kanobi, grime, and subs [759/1196] have team battled Hooch, SomeFool, and LordKaio [673/1641] and won! 0 days, 00:27:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/04 13:06:22] grime, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [599/1343] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and SomeFool [740/1402] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/04 13:46:47] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 01:20:01 towards level 51.
[03/21/04 17:40:32] LordKaio [281/386] has challenged subs [471/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:01:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/22/04 05:40:33] LordKaio [29/386] has challenged Hooch [675/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:46:40 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/22/04 06:54:03] LordKaio, grime, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [779/1112] have team battled FREAKZILLA, rocky, and SomeFool [958/1526] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/04 08:37:28] subs, grime, and Sir_Hump_Alot [886/1245] have team battled LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Hooch [1243/1570] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/04 13:40:33] LordKaio [362/386] has challenged SomeFool [179/518] in combat and won! 1 days, 07:04:23 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/22/04 14:22:48] Sir_Hump_Alot, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [261/1299] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and SomeFool [663/1528] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/04 18:40:34] LordKaio [88/386] has challenged subs [211/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:04:34 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/22/04 20:10:09] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [528/1478] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, slidez, and rocky [832/1438] and lost! 0 days, 03:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/04 21:02:29] LordKaio, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [544/1331] have team battled FREAKZILLA, slidez, and Sir_Hump_Alot [900/1699] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/04 23:46:39] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Kilr [347/1390] have team battled grime, slidez, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1043/1333] and lost! 0 days, 03:35:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/04 23:59:49] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [1351/1747] have team battled grime, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [819/1194] and won! 0 days, 04:42:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/04 02:40:34] subs [207/498] has challenged LordKaio [274/386] in combat and lost! 1 days, 02:03:38 is added to subs's clock.
[03/23/04 03:30:49] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 07:07:06 towards level 51.
[03/23/04 07:22:04] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and subs [143/1508] have team battled SomeFool, rocky, and slidez [541/1509] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/04 07:40:34] SomeFool [303/518] has challenged LordKaio [347/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:18 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[03/23/04 10:30:35] LordKaio, slidez, and Sir_Hump_Alot [852/1461] have team battled rocky, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and SomeFool [684/1349] and won! 0 days, 04:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/04 11:08:50] grime, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [626/1289] have team battled Yam, subs, and SomeFool [410/1423] and won! 0 days, 01:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/04 11:40:35] LordKaio [379/386] has challenged rocky [306/384] in combat and won! 1 days, 00:23:13 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/23/04 11:53:20] Sir_Hump_Alot, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [591/1299] have team battled LordKaio, Yam, and subs [738/1291] and lost! 0 days, 02:56:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/04 12:51:45] Hogie-One_Kanobi, rocky, and subs [668/1329] have team battled Yam, LordKaio, and grime [402/1072] and won! 0 days, 08:36:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/04 21:32:25] grime, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [614/1290] have team battled rocky, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [954/1299] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/04 08:40:36] Hooch [718/737] has challenged LordKaio [378/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:37 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[03/24/04 10:13:35] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[03/24/04 14:40:36] LordKaio [301/386] has challenged rocky [50/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:37:52 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/24/04 23:16:57] subs, grime, and LordKaio [696/1172] have team battled Yam, Sir_Hump_Alot, and SomeFool [685/1404] and won! 0 days, 01:53:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/04 00:52:37] subs, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [846/1331] have team battled rocky, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [834/1477] and won! 0 days, 02:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/04 03:40:37] LordKaio [108/386] has challenged Kilr [144/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:28 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/25/04 04:40:37] LordKaio [60/386] has challenged SomeFool [238/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:40:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[03/25/04 15:10:43] Yam, LordKaio, and grime [380/1081] have team battled rocky, subs, and Hooch [915/1619] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/04 16:40:38] FREAKZILLA [238/625] has challenged LordKaio [46/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:32:15 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[03/26/04 05:01:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 4 days, 21:49:47 toward level 51.
[03/26/04 05:40:38] LordKaio [305/386] has challenged grime [271/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:30 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[03/26/04 06:13:08] rocky, Sir_Hump_Alot, and SomeFool [804/1381] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [760/1458] and won! 0 days, 02:02:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/04 08:40:38] LordKaio [101/386] has challenged Q2RPG [289/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:33:08 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/01/04 19:03:36] Hogie-One_Kanobi [248/447] has challenged LordKaio [132/386] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:21:50 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[04/02/04 05:08:22] rocky [344/464] has challenged LordKaio [244/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from rocky's clock.
[04/02/04 05:29:27] Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1067/1830] have team battled LordKaio, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [803/1297] and won! 0 days, 01:04:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/04 11:03:37] LordKaio [208/386] has challenged FREAKZILLA [367/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:19 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/02/04 12:56:47] LordKaio was enchanted by the Spirit of the Wolf. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:36 towards level 51.
[04/02/04 13:45:12] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and subs [1074/1413] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Hooch [1019/1748] and won! 0 days, 00:45:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/04 13:51:02] LordKaio saw their mother naked. This scourge has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:50 from level 51.
[04/02/04 15:15:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 1 days, 03:54:20 toward level 51.
[04/02/04 18:35:03] LordKaio saw a group of nude forest nymphs in the distance. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:14 towards level 51.
[04/03/04 00:03:38] LordKaio [80/386] has challenged Q2RPG [329/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:34 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/03/04 00:09:23] rocky, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [1395/1826] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Yam [748/1261] and won! 0 days, 01:05:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/04 01:03:38] LordKaio [252/386] has challenged Q2RPG [737/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:16:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/03/04 12:03:41] LordKaio [236/386] has challenged SomeFool [183/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:01 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/03/04 17:03:41] LordKaio [181/386] has challenged SomeFool [186/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/03/04 21:34:25] rocky, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [372/1430] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Yam [856/1418] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/04 21:42:45] Hogie-One_Kanobi [369/447] has challenged LordKaio [287/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:52:43 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[04/04/04 00:00:00] Hooch [277/751] has challenged LordKaio [191/386] in combat and won! 1 days, 23:53:58 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[04/04/04 03:00:00] LordKaio [254/386] has challenged Q2RPG [610/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/04/04 03:04:55] LordKaio, SomeFool, and subs [545/1413] have team battled Yam, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Hooch [822/1625] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/04 04:34:15] SomeFool, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [979/1540] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, subs, and Yam [570/1372] and won! 0 days, 00:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/04 05:00:00] SomeFool [379/529] has challenged LordKaio [382/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:06:49 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[04/04/04 05:22:45] LordKaio [365/389] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [335/447] in combat and won! 1 days, 17:59:25 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/04/04 08:46:01] Sir_Hump_Alot, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [881/1844] have team battled LordKaio, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [738/1300] and won! 2 days, 06:41:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/04 09:07:46] LordKaio tamed a wild horse for riding. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 00:57:13 towards level 52.
[04/04/04 13:11:57] FREAKZILLA, Hooch, and rocky [920/1840] have team battled LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [1058/1355] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/04 16:00:02] SomeFool [194/529] has challenged LordKaio [237/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:12 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[04/04/04 20:00:03] LordKaio [244/389] has challenged Hooch [487/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:02 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/04/04 21:04:23] SomeFool, rocky, LordKaio, Hooch have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/04 22:27:43] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:25 towards level 52.
[04/05/04 03:53:24] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [693/1482] have team battled subs, rocky, and grime [560/1321] and won! 1 days, 02:59:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/04 07:00:05] LordKaio [248/389] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [266/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:42:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/05/04 08:30:00] SomeFool, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Hooch [569/1727] have team battled slidez, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1475/1621] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/04 09:00:05] subs [371/498] has challenged LordKaio [302/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:21 is removed from subs's clock.
[04/05/04 17:22:06] SomeFool, slidez, Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/04 18:21:41] subs, slidez, and Hooch [917/1856] have team battled LordKaio, SomeFool, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [804/1365] and won! 0 days, 00:20:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/04 22:07:51] SomeFool, rocky, and subs [653/1491] have team battled grime, slidez, and LordKaio [539/1355] and won! 0 days, 06:30:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/04 22:10:46] grime, subs, and SomeFool [1146/1386] have team battled LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and FREAKZILLA [905/1461] and won! 0 days, 02:23:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/04 01:02:07] LordKaio [376/389] has challenged subs [377/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/06/04 01:09:57] Hogie-One_Kanobi [236/467] has challenged LordKaio [346/389] in combat and lost! 1 days, 11:17:31 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[04/06/04 06:23:18] LordKaio got lost in the woods. This tragedy has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:09 from level 52.
[04/06/04 07:29:13] grime [182/383] has challenged LordKaio [246/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to grime's clock.
[04/06/04 09:23:18] Hooch, SomeFool, and slidez [563/1887] have team battled grime, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [661/1397] and lost! 0 days, 05:04:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/04 12:08:14] LordKaio tamed a wild horse for riding. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:43 towards level 52.
[04/06/04 13:02:09] Hooch [438/751] has challenged LordKaio [366/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:10:58 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[04/06/04 16:02:09] LordKaio [59/389] has challenged Hooch [581/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:56 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/06/04 16:46:09] subs, Hooch, and grime [1165/1632] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, rocky, and LordKaio [383/1320] and won! 0 days, 06:44:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/04 21:28:20] LordKaio, Yam, and slidez [696/1423] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [972/1595] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/04 02:22:01] subs, SomeFool, and Sir_Hump_Alot [701/1495] have team battled grime, LordKaio, and rocky [762/1236] and lost! 0 days, 14:57:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/04 03:02:11] Sir_Hump_Alot [37/468] has challenged LordKaio [180/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:13:56 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/07/04 03:06:06] Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [1225/1608] have team battled subs, rocky, and FREAKZILLA [481/1622] and won! 0 days, 17:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/04 06:02:12] SomeFool [460/529] has challenged LordKaio [45/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:41:46 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[04/07/04 08:02:12] Sir_Hump_Alot [7/468] has challenged LordKaio [174/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:33:41 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/07/04 08:49:27] LordKaio tied their shoelaces together. This accident has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:49 from level 52.
[04/07/04 09:02:12] LordKaio [48/389] has challenged FREAKZILLA [61/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:45:30 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/07/04 10:24:57] LordKaio hitched a ride on a migrating caravan. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:46 towards level 52.
[04/07/04 11:05:02] LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [653/1324] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Hooch, and rocky [1214/1878] and lost! 0 days, 11:49:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/04 12:02:13] LordKaio [142/389] has challenged Q2RPG [35/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:36:03 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/07/04 15:45:43] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[04/09/04 05:02:19] subs [410/498] has challenged LordKaio [210/389] in combat and won! 1 days, 01:28:04 is removed from subs's clock.
[04/09/04 05:45:19] Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and rocky [721/1685] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1230/1517] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/04 06:38:34] Hooch, rocky, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1116/1686] have team battled SomeFool, LordKaio, and subs [868/1416] and won! 0 days, 01:24:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/04 07:25:59] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Yam, and LordKaio [750/1283] have team battled SomeFool, Hooch, and subs [607/1778] and won! 0 days, 11:01:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/04 09:02:20] SomeFool [481/529] has challenged LordKaio [326/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:44:11 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[04/09/04 11:02:20] LordKaio [291/389] has challenged Hooch [687/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/09/04 12:02:20] Yam [72/427] has challenged LordKaio [352/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:44 is added to Yam's clock.
[04/09/04 14:02:20] LordKaio [90/389] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [355/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:23 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/09/04 21:33:07] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hooch, and LordKaio [457/1621] have team battled SomeFool, FREAKZILLA, and rocky [665/1656] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/04 04:02:23] LordKaio [179/389] has challenged subs [49/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:42:59 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/10/04 05:02:23] subs [136/498] has challenged LordKaio [341/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:09 is added to subs's clock.
[04/10/04 05:28:18] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [732/1433] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [881/1813] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/04 13:02:24] Hooch [744/764] has challenged LordKaio [347/389] in combat and won! 1 days, 02:56:44 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[04/10/04 14:31:50] Sir_Hump_Alot, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [1187/1892] have team battled LordKaio, SomeFool, and rocky [675/1385] and won! 0 days, 06:50:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/04 15:02:25] Yam [420/427] has challenged LordKaio [54/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:30:31 is removed from Yam's clock.
[04/10/04 16:32:35] FREAKZILLA, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Hooch [1582/1891] have team battled rocky, LordKaio, and subs [901/1354] and won! 0 days, 10:40:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/04 17:58:05] rocky, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [469/1595] have team battled LordKaio, SomeFool, and subs [562/1416] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/04 20:20:46] subs, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [201/1433] have team battled SomeFool, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [435/1578] and lost! 0 days, 05:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/04 22:00:01] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:25 towards level 52.
[04/11/04 00:02:26] Hooch [412/764] has challenged LordKaio [337/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:59:48 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[04/11/04 03:02:27] LordKaio [242/389] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [174/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:46:48 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/11/04 03:50:22] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Yam, and LordKaio [548/1283] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, subs, and FREAKZILLA [740/1626] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/04 09:35:08] Yam, LordKaio, and subs [435/1314] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, rocky, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1091/1402] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/04 09:37:58] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:14 towards level 52.
[04/11/04 12:02:28] LordKaio [108/389] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [7/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:43:25 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/11/04 14:02:29] LordKaio [202/389] has challenged FREAKZILLA [186/660] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:28 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/11/04 16:02:29] LordKaio [5/389] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [334/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/11/04 16:34:39] LordKaio [108/479] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [422/468] in combat and lost! 1 days, 02:13:40 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/11/04 18:02:29] LordKaio [45/479] has challenged Q2RPG [69/765] in combat and lost! 1 days, 15:56:41 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/11/04 20:36:20] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and rocky [522/1414] have team battled subs, SomeFool, and FREAKZILLA [954/1687] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/04 21:02:30] LordKaio [68/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [5/660] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:48:43 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/11/04 22:02:30] LordKaio [396/479] has challenged subs [284/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:10:14 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/11/04 23:02:32] rocky [67/467] has challenged LordKaio [116/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:37 is added to rocky's clock.
[04/11/04 23:09:22] FREAKZILLA, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1333/1892] have team battled LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and rocky [1366/1413] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/04 01:02:33] LordKaio [163/479] has challenged rocky [463/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:45:41 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/12/04 04:02:33] LordKaio [113/479] has challenged Q2RPG [717/765] in combat and lost! 1 days, 12:01:16 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/12/04 05:21:33] LordKaio found a skateboard. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 19:26:27 towards level 53.
[04/12/04 07:35:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 3 days, 04:49:54 toward level 53.
[04/12/04 09:59:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 1 days, 08:24:02 toward level 53.
[04/12/04 10:02:34] rocky [251/467] has challenged LordKaio [272/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:02:52 is added to rocky's clock.
[04/12/04 12:26:09] Sir_Hump_Alot, SomeFool, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [606/1464] have team battled Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [1532/1903] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/04 13:02:35] FREAKZILLA [347/660] has challenged LordKaio [107/479] in combat and won! 1 days, 19:05:29 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[04/12/04 13:30:34] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[04/12/04 17:25:55] LordKaio discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:37 towards level 53.
[04/12/04 20:46:01] Sir_Hump_Alot, rocky, and FREAKZILLA [782/1595] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [276/1444] and won! 0 days, 03:56:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/04 21:02:36] LordKaio [384/479] has challenged Hooch [563/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:28:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/12/04 22:44:41] LordKaio hitched a ride with bad mofo ganstas. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:30 towards level 53.
[04/13/04 00:02:36] LordKaio [14/479] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [217/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/13/04 02:02:37] Hooch [492/764] has challenged LordKaio [202/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:14:10 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[04/13/04 20:40:07] Sir_Hump_Alot [229/468] has challenged LordKaio [297/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:17 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/14/04 00:40:08] subs [134/498] has challenged LordKaio [378/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to subs's clock.
[04/14/04 03:40:08] LordKaio [305/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [448/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:06:40 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/14/04 06:40:09] LordKaio [251/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [63/660] in combat and won! 1 days, 07:37:31 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/14/04 07:27:54] Hogie-One_Kanobi [281/510] has challenged LordKaio [65/479] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[04/14/04 08:40:09] LordKaio [465/479] has challenged Hooch [567/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:02:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/14/04 10:20:24] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Hooch, and LordKaio [989/1753] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, FREAKZILLA, and SomeFool [1206/1657] and lost! 0 days, 20:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/04 01:40:12] Sir_Hump_Alot [465/468] has challenged LordKaio [126/479] in combat and won! 1 days, 23:14:55 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/15/04 05:25:32] rocky [200/471] has challenged LordKaio [86/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from rocky's clock.
[04/15/04 09:41:18] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [614/1711] have team battled FREAKZILLA, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [943/1641] and lost! 0 days, 08:49:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/04 14:40:14] LordKaio [247/479] has challenged Hooch [369/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:20:25 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/15/04 15:40:14] LordKaio [82/479] has challenged grime [68/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:23:23 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/15/04 18:40:14] Hooch [101/764] has challenged LordKaio [175/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:07 is added to Hooch's clock.
[04/15/04 19:02:14] Sir_Hump_Alot, subs, and LordKaio [529/1445] have team battled Hooch, Yam, and SomeFool [816/1720] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/04 19:48:55] LordKaio walked faster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:50 towards level 53.
[04/15/04 20:05:05] LordKaio caught a ride on the Bang Bus. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:22 towards level 53.
[04/15/04 21:15:10] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [293/1742] have team battled LordKaio, Yam, and FREAKZILLA [1071/1566] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/04 22:40:15] LordKaio [27/479] has challenged Q2RPG [132/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:02 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/16/04 00:40:15] LordKaio [406/479] has challenged subs [379/498] in combat and won! 1 days, 05:12:48 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/16/04 02:40:16] LordKaio [196/479] has challenged Hooch [469/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:32:43 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/16/04 03:40:16] subs [166/498] has challenged LordKaio [105/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:05:32 is removed from subs's clock.
[04/16/04 03:50:41] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hooch, and LordKaio [987/1711] have team battled FREAKZILLA, subs, and SomeFool [602/1687] and won! 0 days, 10:58:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/04 04:40:16] subs [435/498] has challenged LordKaio [25/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:13 is removed from subs's clock.
[04/16/04 05:05:16] grime, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [796/1511] have team battled SomeFool, Hooch, and LordKaio [606/1772] and won! 0 days, 01:32:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/04 07:40:17] LordKaio [176/479] has challenged SomeFool [201/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:22:30 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/16/04 08:58:22] subs, FREAKZILLA, and grime [690/1541] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hooch [417/1711] and won! 0 days, 00:12:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/04 09:40:17] Sir_Hump_Alot [334/468] has challenged LordKaio [334/479] in combat and won! 1 days, 09:51:02 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/16/04 09:48:57] subs [72/512] has challenged LordKaio [354/479] in combat and lost! 1 days, 06:25:27 is added to subs's clock.
[04/16/04 10:40:17] Sir_Hump_Alot [28/468] has challenged LordKaio [35/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:47:16 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/16/04 11:40:17] subs [179/512] has challenged LordKaio [423/479] in combat and lost! 1 days, 08:25:26 is added to subs's clock.
[04/16/04 12:23:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 4 days, 11:51:09 toward level 53.
[04/16/04 12:40:18] LordKaio [160/479] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [399/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:24:42 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/16/04 13:40:18] LordKaio [243/479] has challenged SomeFool [411/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:25 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/16/04 16:40:18] LordKaio [394/479] has challenged Hooch [489/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/16/04 16:48:38] LordKaio found a skateboard. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:01 towards level 53.
[04/16/04 18:39:44] LordKaio found a pair of rollerskates. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:44 towards level 53.
[04/16/04 20:40:19] Sir_Hump_Alot [1/468] has challenged LordKaio [320/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:42:56 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/16/04 22:40:20] LordKaio [400/479] has challenged Hooch [546/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:22:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/17/04 06:40:32] LordKaio [40/479] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [157/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:40 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/17/04 09:07:10] Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [545/1742] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and rocky [1243/1610] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/04 14:07:28] LordKaio, Yam, and FREAKZILLA [1108/1566] have team battled rocky, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [730/1451] and won! 0 days, 06:25:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/04 09:26:56] LordKaio ate too much chocolate. This debacle has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:53 from level 53.
[04/18/04 13:41:18] Sir_Hump_Alot [23/468] has challenged LordKaio [203/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:51 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/18/04 14:50:59] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:16 towards level 53.
[04/18/04 23:32:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 2 days, 16:06:07 toward level 53.
[04/19/04 05:58:42] rocky, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [898/1465] have team battled grime, subs, and LordKaio [1026/1374] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/04 10:15:48] grime, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [267/1526] have team battled subs, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Hooch [973/1802] and lost! 0 days, 03:51:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/04 10:37:44] subs, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [652/1655] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, grime, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [700/1377] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/04 15:29:11] LordKaio hitched a ride on a migrating caravan. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:55 towards level 53.
[04/19/04 15:41:56] LordKaio [157/479] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [227/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:32 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/19/04 17:41:59] LordKaio [298/479] has challenged rocky [67/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:42 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/19/04 18:21:50] LordKaio lost their way. This fiasco has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:06 from level 53.
[04/19/04 19:15:51] LordKaio grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:29 towards level 53.
[04/19/04 20:15:03] LordKaio hitched a ride with Gypsies. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:27 towards level 53.
[04/19/04 21:42:05] SomeFool [223/529] has challenged LordKaio [56/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:55:41 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[04/20/04 09:42:23] LordKaio [198/479] has challenged grime [112/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:56 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/20/04 11:42:25] FREAKZILLA [638/664] has challenged LordKaio [239/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:57 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[04/20/04 12:03:51] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and rocky [1114/1614] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, SomeFool, and grime [210/1385] and won! 0 days, 01:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/04 16:08:02] FREAKZILLA, Yam, and SomeFool [636/1620] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, grime, and LordKaio [792/1335] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/04 20:42:39] LordKaio [386/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [411/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/21/04 00:09:44] LordKaio ate an apple full of razor blades. This set back has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:40 from level 53.
[04/21/04 00:42:44] LordKaio [462/479] has challenged Q2RPG [3/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:44:06 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/21/04 04:42:50] LordKaio [221/479] has challenged SomeFool [406/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:45 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/21/04 05:42:52] LordKaio [470/479] has challenged Q2RPG [382/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:07:26 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/21/04 06:20:28] LordKaio saw a naked lady. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:36 towards level 53.
[04/21/04 07:42:55] LordKaio [26/479] has challenged grime [319/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:33 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/21/04 22:43:17] Yam [246/427] has challenged LordKaio [109/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:27:13 is removed from Yam's clock.
[04/21/04 23:38:38] Yam, grime, and Sir_Hump_Alot [685/1291] have team battled Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [798/1907] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/04 02:23:57] LordKaio saw a group of nude forest nymphs in the distance. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:19 towards level 53.
[04/22/04 04:43:25] LordKaio [86/479] has challenged Q2RPG [676/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/22/04 06:39:23] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [1557/1907] have team battled rocky, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [975/1470] and won! 0 days, 03:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/04 07:43:30] LordKaio [72/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [379/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:06 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/22/04 09:00:37] LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and FREAKZILLA [385/1669] have team battled rocky, Sir_Hump_Alot, and grime [669/1335] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/04 13:44:14] LordKaio [392/479] has challenged rocky [215/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:44:22 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/23/04 15:44:17] Sir_Hump_Alot [182/473] has challenged LordKaio [379/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:23 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/24/04 01:20:26] LordKaio signed up for AOL's 60 day trial. This misadventure has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:12 from level 53.
[04/24/04 02:44:33] FREAKZILLA [304/664] has challenged LordKaio [253/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:54 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[04/24/04 03:44:34] subs [475/512] has challenged LordKaio [315/479] in combat and won! 1 days, 19:42:35 is removed from subs's clock.
[04/24/04 04:09:20] Hogie-One_Kanobi, grime, and Yam [593/1344] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and FREAKZILLA [551/1655] and won! 0 days, 05:54:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/04 08:16:06] LordKaio ate a poisonous fruit. This debacle has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:31 from level 53.
[04/24/04 08:44:41] Hooch [755/764] has challenged LordKaio [270/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:57:18 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[04/24/04 09:02:02] Hooch, Yam, and FREAKZILLA [986/1855] have team battled subs, grime, and LordKaio [916/1382] and won! 0 days, 11:55:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/04 11:30:36] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and subs [771/1464] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, FREAKZILLA, and grime [1237/1581] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/04 12:44:47] LordKaio [216/479] has challenged Hooch [583/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:32 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/24/04 13:44:49] FREAKZILLA [69/664] has challenged LordKaio [13/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:24 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[04/24/04 14:44:50] LordKaio [201/479] has challenged grime [58/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:32 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/24/04 16:44:53] Hogie-One_Kanobi [446/526] has challenged LordKaio [17/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:53:19 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[04/24/04 20:42:34] LordKaio was nibbled on by voracious gnats. This incident has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:35 from level 53.
[04/24/04 20:44:59] FREAKZILLA [391/664] has challenged LordKaio [469/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:29 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[04/24/04 23:45:03] LordKaio [28/479] has challenged Yam [209/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:11 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/25/04 02:43:43] Yam, LordKaio, and grime [511/1297] have team battled Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and FREAKZILLA [961/1954] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/04 12:46:18] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and rocky [514/1423] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and subs [187/1702] and won! 0 days, 01:18:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/04 13:45:24] LordKaio [156/479] has challenged subs [231/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:19 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/26/04 08:45:52] LordKaio [233/479] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [243/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:28 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/26/04 09:45:53] rocky [301/471] has challenged LordKaio [324/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:33 is added to rocky's clock.
[04/26/04 11:45:56] FREAKZILLA [353/667] has challenged LordKaio [10/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:10:59 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[04/26/04 13:49:19] LordKaio [40/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [590/667] in combat and lost! 1 days, 06:25:27 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/26/04 16:46:04] FREAKZILLA [277/667] has challenged LordKaio [252/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:25:55 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[04/27/04 12:41:02] LordKaio [440/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [132/667] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:15:13 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/27/04 13:41:03] FREAKZILLA [546/667] has challenged LordKaio [458/479] in combat and won! 1 days, 06:43:39 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[04/27/04 16:13:32] LordKaio hitched a ride with Gypsies. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:05 towards level 54.
[04/27/04 16:41:08] LordKaio [317/479] has challenged rocky [430/471] in combat and lost! 1 days, 02:32:51 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/27/04 17:55:14] LordKaio took viagra. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 08:21:54 towards level 54.
[04/27/04 19:40:02] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and rocky [1076/1617] have team battled Hooch, grime, and Yam [646/1590] and won! 0 days, 08:36:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/04 23:41:18] LordKaio [367/479] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [437/587] in combat and lost! 1 days, 01:37:17 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/28/04 01:20:30] LordKaio, Hooch, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [947/1769] have team battled rocky, FREAKZILLA, and subs [946/1687] and won! 0 days, 07:02:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/04 02:41:32] LordKaio hitched a ride with bad mofo ganstas. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:20 towards level 54.
[04/28/04 04:41:25] LordKaio [272/479] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [191/587] in combat and won! 1 days, 22:54:02 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/28/04 05:41:27] subs [547/549] has challenged LordKaio [454/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:48:22 is removed from subs's clock.
[04/28/04 06:40:33] LordKaio was attacked by a mob of ninjas. This mishap has slowed them 1 days, 07:46:37 from level 54.
[04/28/04 06:41:28] subs [386/549] has challenged LordKaio [474/479] in combat and lost! 1 days, 06:45:27 is added to subs's clock.
[04/28/04 08:45:36] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Hooch, and grime [812/1689] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1265/1733] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/04 09:41:32] LordKaio [207/479] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [390/526] in combat and lost! 1 days, 03:43:21 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/28/04 10:41:34] Sir_Hump_Alot [302/587] has challenged LordKaio [185/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:04:02 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/28/04 12:57:57] Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and rocky [467/1902] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and grime [782/1465] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/04 13:30:13] grime, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [633/1750] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and rocky [362/1617] and won! 0 days, 05:17:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/04 14:41:40] LordKaio [51/479] has challenged rocky [440/471] in combat and lost! 1 days, 01:50:52 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/28/04 18:41:46] Sir_Hump_Alot [382/587] has challenged LordKaio [330/479] in combat and won! 1 days, 20:23:45 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/28/04 20:41:48] Sir_Hump_Alot [209/587] has challenged LordKaio [206/479] in combat and won! 1 days, 06:38:45 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/28/04 21:41:50] LordKaio [310/479] has challenged subs [91/549] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:00:54 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/28/04 22:41:51] LordKaio [263/479] has challenged rocky [177/471] in combat and won! 1 days, 16:50:57 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/29/04 01:41:56] LordKaio [35/479] has challenged grime [356/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/29/04 04:06:14] LordKaio was chased by Michael Jackson. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 05:03:54 towards level 54.
[04/29/04 05:25:21] LordKaio learned to fly.. temporarily. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 02:19:50 towards level 54.
[04/29/04 05:42:02] Sir_Hump_Alot [84/587] has challenged LordKaio [460/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:37 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/29/04 06:42:03] Sir_Hump_Alot [350/587] has challenged LordKaio [131/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:21:06 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/29/04 07:42:05] LordKaio [288/479] has challenged Hooch [224/764] in combat and won! 1 days, 10:18:51 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/29/04 18:44:01] grime, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [909/1413] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and rocky [1153/1626] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/04 21:42:25] rocky [157/480] has challenged LordKaio [477/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:25:40 is added to rocky's clock.
[04/29/04 22:35:57] LordKaio [68/479] has challenged Hooch [162/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:46:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[04/30/04 03:00:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 3 days, 19:38:01 toward level 54.
[04/30/04 03:36:04] LordKaio [241/479] has challenged grime [66/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:53:31 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[04/30/04 04:34:26] FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [727/1733] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Yam, and rocky [874/1433] and lost! 0 days, 11:17:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/04 10:36:15] Sir_Hump_Alot [544/587] has challenged LordKaio [44/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:35:55 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[04/30/04 12:16:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 1 days, 12:45:43 toward level 54.
[04/30/04 14:36:21] rocky [130/480] has challenged LordKaio [317/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:50:32 is added to rocky's clock.
[04/30/04 21:44:56] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [780/1592] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Yam, and rocky [569/1574] and won! 0 days, 12:38:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/04 22:36:32] Hogie-One_Kanobi [77/526] has challenged LordKaio [121/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:06 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[05/01/04 00:04:24] Hogie-One_Kanobi, grime, and Sir_Hump_Alot [887/1517] have team battled Yam, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [973/1573] and lost! 0 days, 08:57:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/04 01:36:37] LordKaio [248/479] has challenged Q2RPG [159/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:51:35 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/01/04 04:18:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 0 days, 20:44:04 toward level 54.
[05/01/04 04:29:44] Yam, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [1328/1681] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and grime [565/1432] and won! 0 days, 03:50:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/04 05:02:30] subs, FREAKZILLA, and grime [838/1620] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, rocky, and LordKaio [801/1485] and won! 0 days, 05:55:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/04 06:39:47] Sir_Hump_Alot [317/587] has challenged LordKaio [275/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:10 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/01/04 07:10:18] LordKaio was taught to quicken his pace by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to run fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:27 towards level 54.
[05/01/04 07:39:49] LordKaio [30/479] has challenged Yam [266/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:23 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/01/04 08:39:50] Yam [112/427] has challenged LordKaio [233/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:20:43 is added to Yam's clock.
[05/01/04 10:39:53] LordKaio [174/479] has challenged Q2RPG [64/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:03 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/01/04 11:55:25] LordKaio tasted man cock. This tragedy has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:38 from level 54.
[05/01/04 13:52:58] LordKaio was sodomized by natives. This scourge has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:16 from level 54.
[05/01/04 15:40:00] LordKaio [250/479] has challenged rocky [361/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/01/04 16:28:36] subs, LordKaio, and rocky [440/1508] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Yam, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [897/1620] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/04 16:40:02] Yam [357/427] has challenged LordKaio [74/479] in combat and won! 1 days, 13:06:49 is removed from Yam's clock.
[05/01/04 18:40:05] LordKaio [404/479] has challenged Q2RPG [155/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:51:39 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/01/04 19:40:06] LordKaio [243/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [221/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:47:42 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/01/04 20:40:08] LordKaio [80/479] has challenged grime [311/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:10:34 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/02/04 02:41:20] LordKaio [311/479] has challenged grime [206/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:35 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/02/04 02:41:20] LordKaio has dealt grime a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:19:14 is added to grime's clock.
[05/02/04 07:41:21] LordKaio [455/479] has challenged rocky [146/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:41 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/02/04 08:41:21] LordKaio [426/479] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [537/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:01 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/02/04 08:45:06] Sir_Hump_Alot [346/587] has challenged LordKaio [10/479] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/02/04 09:59:36] LordKaio was chased by a swarm of killer insects. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:32 towards level 54.
[05/02/04 12:36:37] subs, grime, and FREAKZILLA [1164/1624] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [591/1592] and won! 0 days, 04:09:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/04 12:41:22] LordKaio [33/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [549/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/02/04 13:41:22] LordKaio [3/479] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [546/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:13 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/02/04 15:53:18] LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and subs [675/1554] have team battled rocky, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1262/1738] and lost! 0 days, 03:07:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/04 18:07:08] grime, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and rocky [820/1410] have team battled subs, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [527/1699] and won! 0 days, 02:01:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/04 19:41:23] LordKaio [181/479] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [8/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:35 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/02/04 23:41:24] LordKaio [329/479] has challenged FREAKZILLA [487/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/02/04 23:56:09] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and grime [841/1470] have team battled rocky, FREAKZILLA, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [429/1677] and won! 0 days, 00:47:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/04 01:41:24] subs [282/549] has challenged LordKaio [432/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:51:12 is added to subs's clock.
[05/03/04 02:55:30] grime [52/404] has challenged LordKaio [75/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to grime's clock.
[05/03/04 03:04:00] Sir_Hump_Alot, subs, and rocky [956/1616] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [713/1676] and won! 1 days, 08:38:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/04 03:56:20] Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1299/1592] have team battled grime, rocky, and subs [650/1433] and won! 0 days, 00:54:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/04 04:42:45] subs, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [713/1554] have team battled grime, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [810/1662] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/04 04:55:55] subs, grime, and FREAKZILLA [865/1624] have team battled rocky, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [527/1485] and won! 0 days, 18:10:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/04 05:30:15] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[05/03/04 08:41:26] FREAKZILLA [42/671] has challenged LordKaio [307/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:01:02 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/03/04 09:41:26] Sir_Hump_Alot [77/587] has challenged LordKaio [368/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:19:28 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/03/04 12:41:26] FREAKZILLA [515/671] has challenged LordKaio [298/479] in combat and won! 1 days, 16:36:38 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/03/04 13:32:31] FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [674/1784] have team battled Hooch, grime, and LordKaio [681/1647] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/04 13:41:26] LordKaio [427/479] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [531/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/03/04 14:15:32] LordKaio came across a tricycle with fancy streamers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:06 towards level 54.
[05/03/04 15:41:27] Hooch [68/764] has challenged LordKaio [111/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:37 is added to Hooch's clock.
[05/03/04 20:20:32] LordKaio [50/489] has challenged rocky [128/480] in combat and lost! 1 days, 11:17:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/03/04 22:41:28] rocky [311/480] has challenged LordKaio [428/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:47 is added to rocky's clock.
[05/03/04 23:40:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 1 days, 08:27:48 toward level 55.
[05/04/04 01:32:53] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep hill. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 16:32:16 towards level 55.
[05/04/04 02:41:29] LordKaio [188/489] has challenged grime [376/404] in combat and lost! 1 days, 08:33:11 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/04/04 06:41:29] LordKaio [267/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [572/587] in combat and lost! 1 days, 15:29:16 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/04/04 07:41:29] Sir_Hump_Alot [117/587] has challenged LordKaio [364/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:58:01 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/04/04 08:25:40] LordKaio fell into a hole. This affliction has slowed them 1 days, 02:34:02 from level 55.
[05/04/04 08:46:20] LordKaio found a naturally occuring wormhole. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:10:53 towards level 55.
[05/04/04 14:56:31] Hooch, subs, and FREAKZILLA [1015/1984] have team battled grime, rocky, and LordKaio [628/1373] and won! 0 days, 09:31:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/04 17:12:46] SomeFool, Hooch, and rocky [588/1773] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, grime, and LordKaio [852/1419] and lost! 0 days, 07:10:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/04 20:09:57] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [1170/1662] have team battled Yam, LordKaio, and rocky [300/1396] and won! 0 days, 09:38:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/04 20:41:32] LordKaio [41/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [412/526] in combat and lost! 1 days, 16:01:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/05/04 02:41:33] LordKaio [229/489] has challenged Hooch [137/764] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:28:33 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/05/04 10:41:34] LordKaio [179/489] has challenged subs [336/549] in combat and lost! 1 days, 08:19:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/05/04 11:23:44] FREAKZILLA, rocky, and Sir_Hump_Alot [541/1738] have team battled grime, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [784/1419] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/04 14:41:35] Hooch [281/764] has challenged LordKaio [190/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:04 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[05/05/04 15:41:35] subs [514/549] has challenged LordKaio [178/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:22:36 is removed from subs's clock.
[05/05/04 16:11:20] LordKaio came across a picture of goatse. This debacle has slowed them 1 days, 10:12:36 from level 55.
[05/05/04 17:41:35] LordKaio [136/489] has challenged subs [299/549] in combat and lost! 1 days, 12:29:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/05/04 20:41:36] LordKaio [177/489] has challenged Hooch [99/764] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:08:24 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/06/04 00:41:37] rocky [365/480] has challenged LordKaio [22/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:58:08 is removed from rocky's clock.
[05/06/04 02:41:37] LordKaio [431/489] has challenged subs [356/549] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:37:20 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/06/04 03:41:37] FREAKZILLA [355/671] has challenged LordKaio [133/489] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:48:48 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/06/04 04:13:52] LordKaio ate a poisonous fruit. This hardship has slowed them 1 days, 01:03:11 from level 55.
[05/06/04 04:41:37] LordKaio [253/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [319/587] in combat and lost! 1 days, 11:22:16 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/08/04 23:41:49] LordKaio [214/489] has challenged Hooch [753/764] in combat and lost! 1 days, 14:28:45 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/09/04 00:23:49] subs, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [576/1555] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Hooch, and LordKaio [1009/1840] and lost! 0 days, 03:56:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/04 02:16:44] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Hooch, and LordKaio [652/1779] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, subs, and rocky [345/1616] and won! 0 days, 11:54:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/04 02:41:49] LordKaio [40/489] has challenged subs [192/549] in combat and lost! 1 days, 11:19:11 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/09/04 02:45:29] Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and rocky [756/1770] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, subs, and LordKaio [639/1625] and won! 0 days, 05:05:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/04 05:41:50] LordKaio [29/489] has challenged Q2RPG [519/765] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:41:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/09/04 07:34:20] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep hill. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:52:13 towards level 55.
[05/09/04 08:36:35] rocky, Hooch, and LordKaio [1045/1733] have team battled subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [1054/1563] and lost! 0 days, 03:29:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/04 09:02:10] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and subs [761/1625] have team battled rocky, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [1129/1915] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/04 09:11:15] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and rocky [782/1640] have team battled Yam, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [721/1778] and won! 0 days, 04:04:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/04 10:54:55] LordKaio, Hooch, and subs [863/1802] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Yam, and rocky [813/1494] and won! 0 days, 03:28:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/04 13:49:16] FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [1017/1747] have team battled Yam, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and rocky [1034/1433] and lost! 0 days, 09:11:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/04 15:41:51] LordKaio [467/489] has challenged subs [515/549] in combat and lost! 1 days, 13:42:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/09/04 17:41:52] LordKaio [363/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [346/526] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:25:48 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/09/04 22:41:52] subs [238/549] has challenged LordKaio [326/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:14 is added to subs's clock.
[05/09/04 23:47:18] Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [888/1779] have team battled rocky, subs, and FREAKZILLA [507/1700] and won! 0 days, 02:11:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/04 00:41:53] LordKaio [463/489] has challenged Yam [322/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:11:08 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/10/04 01:41:54] Hogie-One_Kanobi [285/526] has challenged LordKaio [378/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:49 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[05/10/04 03:36:54] LordKaio saw gay porn. This disaster has slowed them 1 days, 01:25:36 from level 55.
[05/10/04 04:32:34] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:51:09 towards level 55.
[05/10/04 04:41:54] FREAKZILLA [275/671] has challenged LordKaio [462/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:06 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/10/04 05:41:54] FREAKZILLA [45/671] has challenged LordKaio [24/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:35 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/10/04 06:30:39] Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and SomeFool [690/1544] have team battled rocky, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [994/1621] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/04 06:41:55] Sir_Hump_Alot [381/587] has challenged LordKaio [194/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:40:14 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/10/04 11:41:55] Hooch [659/764] has challenged LordKaio [50/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:48 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[05/10/04 14:41:11] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Hooch [784/1924] have team battled rocky, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and subs [548/1560] and won! 0 days, 00:18:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/04 15:54:01] Hooch [185/764] has challenged LordKaio [96/489] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[05/11/04 08:48:59] rocky, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and subs [701/1560] have team battled Hooch, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [734/1840] and lost! 2 days, 02:33:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/04 10:09:39] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 21:20:39 towards level 55.
[05/11/04 11:41:59] FREAKZILLA [513/671] has challenged LordKaio [381/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:50 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/11/04 13:38:49] LordKaio was sodomized by natives. This misadventure has slowed them 1 days, 19:36:24 from level 55.
[05/11/04 14:42:00] LordKaio [177/489] has challenged Yam [68/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:48 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/11/04 15:42:00] LordKaio [434/489] has challenged Hooch [531/764] in combat and lost! 1 days, 04:29:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/11/04 18:42:00] FREAKZILLA [32/671] has challenged LordKaio [263/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:10 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/11/04 23:04:16] Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and Yam [625/1442] have team battled subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [1076/1807] and lost! 2 days, 08:18:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/04 23:28:52] LordKaio saw an episode of the Simple Life. This adversity has slowed them 1 days, 02:17:28 from level 55.
[05/11/04 23:42:02] Hogie-One_Kanobi [236/526] has challenged LordKaio [291/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:29:29 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[05/12/04 00:42:02] LordKaio [270/489] has challenged Yam [79/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:35:27 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/12/04 01:42:02] rocky [13/485] has challenged LordKaio [31/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:44:03 is added to rocky's clock.
[05/12/04 02:42:02] LordKaio [331/489] has challenged Yam [181/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:40:48 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/12/04 04:42:02] LordKaio [150/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [414/526] in combat and lost! 1 days, 04:23:56 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/12/04 08:50:03] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1093/1747] have team battled subs, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1265/1560] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/04 11:42:04] FREAKZILLA [543/671] has challenged LordKaio [52/489] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:58:00 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/12/04 15:40:29] LordKaio was chased by Michael Jackson. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 14:07:31 towards level 55.
[05/12/04 15:51:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 9 days, 03:28:44 toward level 55.
[05/12/04 16:42:04] LordKaio [55/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [229/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:35 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/13/04 01:42:06] LordKaio [299/489] has challenged Q2RPG [716/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:26 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/13/04 01:51:11] LordKaio found a pair of rollerskates. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:46 towards level 55.
[05/13/04 06:31:02] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [952/1840] have team battled rocky, subs, and FREAKZILLA [990/1705] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/04 06:42:07] LordKaio [450/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [478/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:10:36 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/13/04 11:42:08] LordKaio [310/489] has challenged subs [89/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:19:05 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/13/04 12:42:08] LordKaio [25/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [92/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/13/04 13:42:08] LordKaio [135/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [111/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:14:40 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/13/04 16:42:09] LordKaio [10/489] has challenged subs [377/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:06 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/13/04 17:42:09] Sir_Hump_Alot [230/616] has challenged LordKaio [326/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:22:45 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/13/04 19:51:09] LordKaio stole a bike from a kid. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:48 towards level 55.
[05/13/04 22:08:54] rocky, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [802/1650] have team battled Yam, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [891/1587] and lost! 0 days, 18:54:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/04 03:42:10] Yam [96/427] has challenged LordKaio [285/489] in combat and lost! 1 days, 11:00:42 is added to Yam's clock.
[05/14/04 06:42:11] LordKaio [74/489] has challenged Yam [317/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:45 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/14/04 10:46:22] LordKaio, subs, and Yam [806/1465] have team battled rocky, Hooch, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [839/1775] and lost! 0 days, 19:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/04 11:42:12] Sir_Hump_Alot [379/616] has challenged LordKaio [252/489] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:23:56 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/14/04 12:29:57] LordKaio, subs, and FREAKZILLA [1074/1709] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1245/1627] and lost! 0 days, 23:18:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/04 13:42:12] Hooch [96/764] has challenged LordKaio [453/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:53:09 is added to Hooch's clock.
[05/14/04 15:08:38] subs, rocky, LordKaio, Yam have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/04 18:27:03] Hogie-One_Kanobi, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [1289/1686] have team battled subs, rocky, and Sir_Hump_Alot [578/1650] and won! 0 days, 19:54:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/04 18:58:58] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Hooch [518/1924] have team battled rocky, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [813/1627] and lost! 0 days, 15:49:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/04 20:42:13] Sir_Hump_Alot [252/616] has challenged LordKaio [263/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:49:28 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/15/04 00:42:14] LordKaio [412/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [584/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:08:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/15/04 01:42:14] Hogie-One_Kanobi [154/526] has challenged LordKaio [180/489] in combat and lost! 1 days, 12:57:02 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[05/15/04 02:42:14] Sir_Hump_Alot [482/616] has challenged LordKaio [331/489] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:13:41 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/15/04 03:08:39] Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and subs [176/1839] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [900/1776] and lost! 1 days, 08:19:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/04 03:23:35] rocky, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1041/1772] have team battled Yam, subs, and LordKaio [671/1465] and won! 0 days, 05:52:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/04 03:42:15] rocky [106/485] has challenged LordKaio [428/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:09 is added to rocky's clock.
[05/15/04 07:42:15] LordKaio [163/489] has challenged subs [292/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:15:22 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/15/04 12:42:16] Hogie-One_Kanobi [187/526] has challenged LordKaio [435/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:41:36 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[05/15/04 14:42:16] Sir_Hump_Alot [81/616] has challenged LordKaio [352/489] in combat and lost! 1 days, 12:14:12 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/15/04 16:42:17] Sir_Hump_Alot [567/616] has challenged LordKaio [265/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:41:05 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/15/04 20:42:17] subs [262/549] has challenged LordKaio [390/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:09:27 is added to subs's clock.
[05/16/04 03:42:18] LordKaio [182/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [405/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:40 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/16/04 07:42:19] subs [529/549] has challenged LordKaio [345/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:11:44 is removed from subs's clock.
[05/16/04 08:42:19] rocky [387/520] has challenged LordKaio [114/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:22:58 is removed from rocky's clock.
[05/16/04 10:13:34] subs, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [617/1709] have team battled rocky, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Hooch [888/1810] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/04 18:42:21] FREAKZILLA [95/671] has challenged LordKaio [309/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:48 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/16/04 21:42:21] subs [382/549] has challenged LordKaio [216/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:03 is removed from subs's clock.
[05/16/04 23:23:07] Hooch, subs, and rocky [902/1833] have team battled LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [1544/1776] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/04 00:01:17] LordKaio found an issue of Playgirl. This blow has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:13 from level 55.
[05/17/04 01:42:22] LordKaio [273/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [231/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:47 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/17/04 02:42:22] LordKaio [300/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [255/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:06:58 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/17/04 03:01:27] rocky, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [753/1900] have team battled LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and FREAKZILLA [976/1686] and lost! 1 days, 18:02:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/04 06:19:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 0 days, 22:31:21 toward level 55.
[05/17/04 06:26:58] LordKaio, rocky, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1010/1625] have team battled Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and FREAKZILLA [833/1961] and won! 0 days, 05:56:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/04 07:00:53] Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, Hooch, FREAKZILLA have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/04 07:27:23] LordKaio found a shortcut through a nudist colony. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:06 towards level 55.
[05/17/04 07:42:23] LordKaio [77/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [249/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:23 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/17/04 10:00:43] LordKaio was chased by a swarm of killer insects. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:44 towards level 55.
[05/17/04 10:16:23] LordKaio was taught to quicken his pace by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to run fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:42 towards level 55.
[05/17/04 11:06:08] FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [876/2054] have team battled LordKaio, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1028/1535] and lost! 1 days, 00:42:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/04 11:52:14] Sir_Hump_Alot, rocky, and Hooch [927/1900] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [386/1689] and won! 1 days, 02:32:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/04 12:42:24] Sir_Hump_Alot [437/616] has challenged LordKaio [316/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 23:54:23 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/17/04 14:53:54] Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1465/2054] have team battled rocky, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [939/1535] and won! 0 days, 20:39:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/04 16:30:09] Hooch [754/764] has challenged LordKaio [391/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:31:59 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[05/17/04 18:30:09] LordKaio [364/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [572/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:22 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/17/04 18:52:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 0 days, 01:01:44 toward level 55.
[05/17/04 19:31:09] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[05/17/04 20:51:45] rocky, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [1013/1625] have team battled FREAKZILLA, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1313/1749] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/04 21:18:40] rocky, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [967/1685] have team battled Hooch, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [398/1779] and won! 0 days, 04:27:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/04 21:30:10] FREAKZILLA [449/674] has challenged LordKaio [25/489] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:31:21 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/17/04 22:30:10] Hooch [376/764] has challenged LordKaio [461/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:07 is added to Hooch's clock.
[05/17/04 23:30:10] rocky [338/520] has challenged LordKaio [158/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 12:10:03 is removed from rocky's clock.
[05/17/04 23:42:30] subs, rocky, and FREAKZILLA [378/1743] have team battled Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [1241/1779] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/04 00:51:15] rocky, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [1349/1958] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [803/1631] and won! 0 days, 20:43:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/04 01:25:25] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hooch, and rocky [512/1900] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1027/1689] and lost! 0 days, 16:27:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/04 16:30:13] Sir_Hump_Alot [592/616] has challenged LordKaio [191/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 02:04:39 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/18/04 18:30:13] LordKaio [340/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [240/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:44 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/18/04 19:30:13] LordKaio [387/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [162/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:35 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/18/04 21:26:19] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [721/1631] have team battled rocky, subs, and FREAKZILLA [506/1743] and won! 0 days, 00:47:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/04 22:30:14] LordKaio [45/489] has challenged Q2RPG [71/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:37 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/18/04 23:43:19] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and rocky [957/1688] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [247/1689] and won! 1 days, 07:13:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/04 00:30:14] LordKaio [481/489] has challenged Q2RPG [639/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/19/04 00:50:59] LordKaio [80/489] has challenged subs [68/552] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/19/04 03:48:10] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 01:00:02 towards level 56.
[05/19/04 04:10:25] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [997/1842] have team battled rocky, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [276/1535] and won! 1 days, 00:05:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/04 04:34:30] subs, rocky, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [609/1598] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1068/1779] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/04 06:30:15] rocky [18/520] has challenged LordKaio [355/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:27 is added to rocky's clock.
[05/19/04 09:30:16] LordKaio [306/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [369/616] in combat and lost! 1 days, 14:12:36 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/19/04 11:16:36] Hogie-One_Kanobi [310/526] has challenged LordKaio [19/489] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[05/19/04 14:30:17] subs [502/552] has challenged LordKaio [199/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:31:28 is removed from subs's clock.
[05/19/04 16:51:27] Sir_Hump_Alot, Yam, and FREAKZILLA [565/1717] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Hooch [409/1805] and won! 0 days, 10:00:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/04 18:30:17] LordKaio [230/489] has challenged Yam [109/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:29:40 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/19/04 19:22:07] LordKaio ran really fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:17 towards level 56.
[05/19/04 19:30:17] Hooch [337/764] has challenged LordKaio [263/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:19:15 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[05/19/04 22:30:18] LordKaio [416/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [504/526] in combat and lost! 1 days, 09:57:23 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/19/04 23:03:38] subs, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1250/1657] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, rocky, and Hooch [1181/1810] and won! 0 days, 13:46:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/04 00:11:43] LordKaio found a naturally occuring wormhole. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:13 towards level 56.
[05/20/04 00:45:08] Hogie-One_Kanobi, FREAKZILLA, and subs [843/1752] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and rocky [1034/1773] and lost! 1 days, 15:17:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/04 01:30:19] Hooch [580/764] has challenged LordKaio [250/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:29:07 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[05/20/04 02:30:19] FREAKZILLA [47/674] has challenged LordKaio [22/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 06:25:24 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/20/04 04:30:19] LordKaio [319/489] has challenged Q2RPG [5/765] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:05:49 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/20/04 06:30:19] LordKaio [384/489] has challenged subs [490/552] in combat and lost! 1 days, 00:30:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/20/04 07:30:19] LordKaio [115/489] has challenged Q2RPG [688/765] in combat and lost! 1 days, 08:59:23 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/20/04 09:07:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 3 days, 21:55:43 toward level 56.
[05/20/04 15:30:21] LordKaio [410/489] has challenged subs [378/552] in combat and won! 1 days, 12:32:03 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/20/04 23:30:22] LordKaio [233/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [250/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:18:50 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/21/04 00:30:22] FREAKZILLA [383/674] has challenged LordKaio [153/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:59:07 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/21/04 01:30:22] LordKaio [381/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [608/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/21/04 02:30:22] LordKaio [170/489] has challenged subs [146/552] in combat and won! 1 days, 10:53:56 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/21/04 03:14:33] Sir_Hump_Alot, FREAKZILLA, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [615/1816] have team battled subs, rocky, and LordKaio [245/1561] and won! 0 days, 00:53:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/04 03:30:23] FREAKZILLA [649/674] has challenged LordKaio [275/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:08 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/21/04 04:20:28] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and subs [269/1694] have team battled rocky, LordKaio, and Hooch [756/1773] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/04 05:22:08] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[05/21/04 09:12:34] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [990/1779] have team battled rocky, Hooch, and subs [925/1836] and won! 0 days, 00:27:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/04 10:05:49] Hogie-One_Kanobi, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [407/1694] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [1490/1927] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/04 11:30:24] LordKaio [221/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [275/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:43:29 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/21/04 12:27:34] Sir_Hump_Alot, subs, and rocky [602/1688] have team battled Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [1606/1779] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/04 15:40:23] subs, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1550/2022] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1026/1689] and won! 0 days, 19:28:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/04 16:43:18] LordKaio drank fifteen cans of Mountain Dew. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:30:30 towards level 56.
[05/23/04 18:36:28] rocky, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [781/1662] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Hooch [1108/1895] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/04 20:30:34] LordKaio [350/489] has challenged rocky [4/520] in combat and won! 1 days, 04:40:21 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/23/04 22:30:34] LordKaio [374/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [518/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:27 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/23/04 22:45:34] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [803/1779] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, subs, and Hooch [1262/1932] and lost! 0 days, 11:36:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/04 00:30:34] LordKaio [256/489] has challenged subs [342/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:10:27 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/24/04 03:28:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 3 days, 14:58:36 toward level 56.
[05/24/04 05:30:35] subs [116/552] has challenged LordKaio [234/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:38:26 is added to subs's clock.
[05/24/04 06:30:35] LordKaio [67/489] has challenged Hooch [372/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:35 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/24/04 12:04:51] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and rocky [722/1770] have team battled Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [353/1996] and won! 1 days, 06:00:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/04 21:30:38] LordKaio [107/489] has challenged subs [495/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:51 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/24/04 22:30:38] FREAKZILLA [641/674] has challenged LordKaio [119/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:07:20 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/25/04 06:39:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 2 days, 06:28:48 toward level 56.
[05/25/04 06:51:29] LordKaio stepped on hot coals. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:26 towards level 56.
[05/25/04 07:30:39] FREAKZILLA [68/674] has challenged LordKaio [10/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:25:48 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/25/04 11:21:20] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [900/1689] have team battled rocky, subs, and Hooch [621/2013] and won! 0 days, 02:05:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/04 13:51:21] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[05/25/04 20:30:41] subs [270/552] has challenged LordKaio [227/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:17:54 is removed from subs's clock.
[05/25/04 22:15:17] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Hooch, and LordKaio [1346/1869] have team battled subs, rocky, and FREAKZILLA [1359/1833] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/04 22:30:42] LordKaio [5/489] has challenged Hooch [162/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:39:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/26/04 02:50:09] Hooch [331/854] has challenged LordKaio [111/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 06:34:37 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[05/27/04 10:50:14] subs [360/552] has challenged LordKaio [87/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:40 is removed from subs's clock.
[05/27/04 14:50:14] LordKaio [219/489] has challenged Q2RPG [107/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:29:28 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/27/04 20:49:20] Yam, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [413/1442] have team battled Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [1180/2144] and lost! 0 days, 06:50:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/04 20:50:15] LordKaio [30/489] has challenged Yam [309/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:46 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/28/04 00:50:16] LordKaio [466/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [657/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:19 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/28/04 14:49:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 2 days, 07:14:50 toward level 56.
[05/28/04 15:30:09] LordKaio [400/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [211/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:13:08 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/28/04 16:07:54] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:50 towards level 56.
[05/28/04 16:30:09] LordKaio [220/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [400/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:05 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/28/04 17:30:10] FREAKZILLA [466/674] has challenged LordKaio [202/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:10 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/28/04 17:47:50] LordKaio bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:30 from level 56.
[05/28/04 23:58:21] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1239/1689] have team battled subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [1283/1595] and lost! 0 days, 04:49:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/04 00:30:11] LordKaio [48/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [377/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:16:21 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/29/04 02:42:31] Sir_Hump_Alot [589/637] has challenged LordKaio [155/489] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/29/04 03:30:11] Sir_Hump_Alot [28/637] has challenged LordKaio [373/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:26:01 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/29/04 05:30:11] LordKaio [24/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [178/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:15 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/29/04 06:30:12] LordKaio [341/489] has challenged subs [177/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:34 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[05/29/04 09:30:12] LordKaio [237/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [555/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:45 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/29/04 13:30:13] FREAKZILLA [243/674] has challenged LordKaio [309/489] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:25:14 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[05/29/04 15:30:13] LordKaio [125/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [337/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:13 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/29/04 15:32:23] Hooch, Yam, and subs [987/1833] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1115/1800] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/04 17:49:58] LordKaio was chased by Michael Jackson. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:12 towards level 56.
[05/29/04 18:13:29] LordKaio ate tainted meat. This debacle has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:04 from level 56.
[05/30/04 04:23:57] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and waved His hand generating strong wind currents, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:29:17 from level 56.
[05/30/04 05:30:17] subs [464/552] has challenged LordKaio [480/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:48 is added to subs's clock.
[05/30/04 07:30:17] subs [291/552] has challenged LordKaio [389/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:54 is added to subs's clock.
[05/30/04 07:37:12] FREAKZILLA, subs, and LordKaio [285/1715] have team battled Kilr, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [617/1444] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/04 07:49:02] Yam, Hooch, and LordKaio [1136/1770] have team battled Kilr, subs, and FREAKZILLA [765/1606] and won! 0 days, 03:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/04 08:30:17] LordKaio [35/489] has challenged subs [424/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:41 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/30/04 13:30:18] LordKaio [181/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [458/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:34 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/30/04 15:05:38] subs [469/552] has challenged LordKaio [376/489] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from subs's clock.
[05/30/04 17:30:19] Hooch [42/854] has challenged LordKaio [424/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:10 is added to Hooch's clock.
[05/30/04 18:43:39] LordKaio discovered they were going in circles. This debacle has slowed them 0 days, 03:00:45 from level 56.
[05/30/04 21:30:20] LordKaio [177/489] has challenged subs [326/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:01:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/31/04 02:30:20] LordKaio [27/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [404/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:52:26 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/31/04 07:30:21] Sir_Hump_Alot [182/637] has challenged LordKaio [269/489] in combat and lost! 1 days, 02:25:30 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[05/31/04 09:01:46] Hooch, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1221/2017] have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [596/1543] and won! 0 days, 17:41:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/04 09:19:21] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Yam, and subs [537/1505] have team battled LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Kilr [336/1506] and won! 0 days, 01:02:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/04 11:58:42] Yam, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1180/1590] have team battled Kilr, Hooch, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [832/1760] and won! 0 days, 00:21:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/04 13:30:22] Hooch [338/854] has challenged LordKaio [160/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:03 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[05/31/04 13:30:22] Hooch has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:25:49 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/31/04 14:30:22] Hooch [350/854] has challenged LordKaio [34/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:49 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[05/31/04 16:30:23] LordKaio [241/489] has challenged Q2RPG [693/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:00 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[05/31/04 17:40:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 0 days, 07:54:29 toward level 56.
[05/31/04 18:18:53] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hooch, and LordKaio [479/1980] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, subs, and Kilr [200/1458] and won! 0 days, 04:19:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/04 18:30:23] Hogie-One_Kanobi [44/526] has challenged LordKaio [392/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:49:17 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[05/31/04 19:15:03] Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [1093/1980] have team battled Kilr, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1309/1458] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/04 04:30:27] LordKaio [110/489] has challenged Kilr [169/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/01/04 06:30:27] LordKaio [218/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [609/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/01/04 07:30:27] LordKaio [455/489] has challenged Q2RPG [26/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:31:07 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/01/04 08:02:07] LordKaio, subs, and Hooch [1359/1895] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, FREAKZILLA, and Kilr [1137/1580] and won! 0 days, 01:56:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/04 08:03:22] LordKaio was carried forth by winged Angels. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:55 towards level 56.
[06/01/04 10:30:28] LordKaio [383/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [275/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:23:47 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/01/04 11:43:53] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hooch, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1014/2017] have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and subs [602/1421] and won! 0 days, 00:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/04 13:30:28] subs [428/552] has challenged LordKaio [102/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 20:39:43 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/01/04 13:43:28] LordKaio stepped on hot coals. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:05 towards level 56.
[06/01/04 14:30:28] LordKaio [186/489] has challenged Q2RPG [2/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:21 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/01/04 14:43:38] Hooch [159/854] has challenged LordKaio [342/489] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to Hooch's clock.
[06/01/04 15:58:33] Kilr, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [656/1543] have team battled FREAKZILLA, subs, and LordKaio [573/1715] and won! 0 days, 02:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/04 16:30:29] Hogie-One_Kanobi [295/526] has challenged LordKaio [405/489] in combat and lost! 1 days, 03:49:54 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[06/01/04 20:30:29] subs [302/552] has challenged LordKaio [63/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 17:44:45 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/01/04 22:30:30] Hooch [158/854] has challenged LordKaio [165/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:22:01 is added to Hooch's clock.
[06/01/04 23:30:30] Hooch [805/854] has challenged LordKaio [369/489] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:43:30 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[06/02/04 04:30:31] LordKaio [208/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [106/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:34 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/02/04 07:12:21] LordKaio [245/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [604/637] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/02/04 07:30:31] Kilr [33/380] has challenged LordKaio [406/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:02 is added to Kilr's clock.
[06/02/04 10:19:02] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:52:43 towards level 57.
[06/02/04 10:31:47] Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and Kilr [1199/1395] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and grime [1094/1715] and won! 0 days, 01:47:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/04 11:30:32] Kilr [347/380] has challenged LordKaio [368/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:38 is added to Kilr's clock.
[06/02/04 21:30:34] LordKaio [277/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [16/674] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:07:46 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/02/04 23:30:34] LordKaio [218/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [4/637] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:44:34 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/03/04 02:30:34] LordKaio [340/489] has challenged subs [250/552] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:01:07 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/03/04 03:30:35] Sir_Hump_Alot [622/637] has challenged LordKaio [397/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:23 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/03/04 08:42:20] LordKaio found a naturally occuring wormhole. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:53:19 towards level 57.
[06/03/04 09:35:21] Sir_Hump_Alot, Yam, and subs [917/1616] have team battled LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and FREAKZILLA [565/1689] and won! 0 days, 14:03:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/04 13:30:36] LordKaio [464/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [313/674] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:46:23 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/03/04 14:08:56] LordKaio found a Mustang with the keys in the ignition. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 09:48:27 towards level 57.
[06/03/04 14:30:36] Kilr [153/380] has challenged LordKaio [312/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:32 is added to Kilr's clock.
[06/03/04 16:30:37] FREAKZILLA [7/674] has challenged LordKaio [468/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:37 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/03/04 18:51:12] LordKaio walked faster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:26 towards level 57.
[06/03/04 22:30:38] LordKaio [434/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [266/637] in combat and won! 1 days, 14:54:38 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/04/04 00:27:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 1 days, 21:02:36 toward level 57.
[06/04/04 03:30:39] LordKaio [212/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [234/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:37:50 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/04/04 04:04:14] LordKaio took viagra. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:43 towards level 57.
[06/04/04 04:30:39] LordKaio [193/489] has challenged Q2RPG [512/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:53:49 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/04/04 05:30:39] Sir_Hump_Alot [283/637] has challenged LordKaio [415/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:44 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/04/04 07:30:39] LordKaio [10/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [76/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:23:21 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/04/04 08:30:39] LordKaio [375/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [372/526] in combat and won! 1 days, 09:02:18 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/04/04 09:30:40] LordKaio [258/489] has challenged Q2RPG [589/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:18 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/04/04 12:58:25] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:07 towards level 57.
[06/04/04 13:30:40] FREAKZILLA [29/674] has challenged LordKaio [316/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:25 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/04/04 14:05:30] FREAKZILLA, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [1047/1689] have team battled subs, Kilr, and Sir_Hump_Alot [411/1569] and won! 0 days, 00:48:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/04 15:31:56] Hogie-One_Kanobi, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [968/1715] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Kilr [1208/1543] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/04 20:28:11] Sir_Hump_Alot, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1181/1715] have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [335/1543] and won! 0 days, 05:59:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/04 22:30:42] Sir_Hump_Alot [261/637] has challenged LordKaio [284/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:30 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/04/04 23:30:42] LordKaio [292/489] has challenged Kilr [31/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:35:45 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/05/04 02:30:42] LordKaio [40/489] has challenged Kilr [82/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:33 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/05/04 04:25:23] LordKaio was attacked by ferocious mimes. This affliction has slowed them 0 days, 13:08:48 from level 57.
[06/05/04 05:30:43] Yam [140/427] has challenged LordKaio [96/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:39:15 is removed from Yam's clock.
[06/05/04 07:30:43] LordKaio [283/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [402/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:57:05 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/05/04 08:54:13] Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, Kilr, FREAKZILLA have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/04 09:30:44] LordKaio [104/489] has challenged Q2RPG [294/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:57:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/05/04 12:57:39] LordKaio ate too much chocolate. This misfortune has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:21 from level 57.
[06/05/04 14:55:54] LordKaio fell in a fast flowing river. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:21 towards level 57.
[06/05/04 18:30:45] FREAKZILLA [538/674] has challenged LordKaio [178/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:46 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/05/04 18:39:55] Kilr, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [775/1444] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and subs [756/1715] and won! 0 days, 19:24:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/04 00:54:26] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep hill. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:27 towards level 57.
[06/06/04 01:30:46] LordKaio [90/489] has challenged Q2RPG [721/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:47:10 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/06/04 02:30:46] subs [189/552] has challenged LordKaio [151/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:34:51 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/06/04 03:10:06] Sir_Hump_Alot, subs, and LordKaio [1486/1678] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Kilr, and Yam [688/1481] and won! 0 days, 11:38:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/04 04:12:12] FREAKZILLA, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [627/1863] have team battled Kilr, Yam, and LordKaio [224/1296] and won! 0 days, 06:15:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/04 06:01:02] subs, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [765/1715] have team battled Yam, Kilr, and Sir_Hump_Alot [933/1444] and lost! 0 days, 04:38:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/04 07:30:47] Sir_Hump_Alot [168/637] has challenged LordKaio [107/489] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:43:10 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/06/04 07:43:12] FREAKZILLA, Kilr, and LordKaio [1173/1543] have team battled subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [964/1616] and won! 0 days, 04:39:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/04 09:30:48] LordKaio [291/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [68/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:08:59 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/06/04 10:30:48] Kilr [107/380] has challenged LordKaio [267/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:45 is added to Kilr's clock.
[06/06/04 12:18:43] LordKaio nodded off to sleep. This hardship has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:51 from level 57.
[06/06/04 13:01:13] Kilr, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1007/1691] have team battled Yam, LordKaio, and subs [985/1468] and won! 0 days, 03:32:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/04 14:38:23] LordKaio ran really fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:38:42 towards level 57.
[06/06/04 16:26:59] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and subs [885/1678] have team battled Yam, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [497/1481] and won! 0 days, 08:05:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/04 00:45:40] LordKaio [321/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [40/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:56:58 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/07/04 16:52:08] subs, Yam, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [664/1505] have team battled LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [753/1800] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/04 00:16:14] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:17 towards level 57.
[06/08/04 05:09:10] LordKaio drank a can of paint. This hardship has slowed them 0 days, 03:55:14 from level 57.
[06/08/04 05:45:45] Sir_Hump_Alot [345/637] has challenged LordKaio [188/489] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:51:07 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/08/04 06:05:45] LordKaio stepped on hot coals. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:11 towards level 57.
[06/08/04 06:45:45] LordKaio [290/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [349/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:44:30 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/08/04 07:11:55] LordKaio fell in a vat of acid. This mishap has slowed them 0 days, 09:14:57 from level 57.
[06/08/04 07:45:45] LordKaio [293/489] has challenged Kilr [454/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:00:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/08/04 07:49:50] LordKaio took viagra. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:12 towards level 57.
[06/08/04 08:01:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 0 days, 21:09:59 toward level 57.
[06/08/04 09:45:46] LordKaio [377/489] has challenged Kilr [445/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:45 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/08/04 10:25:51] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:18 towards level 57.
[06/08/04 10:45:46] FREAKZILLA [292/674] has challenged LordKaio [473/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:07:56 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/08/04 11:45:46] LordKaio [476/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [142/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:31 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/08/04 11:45:46] LordKaio has dealt FREAKZILLA a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:25:24 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/08/04 12:45:46] LordKaio [347/489] has challenged Q2RPG [7/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:59 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/08/04 15:45:47] FREAKZILLA [112/674] has challenged LordKaio [234/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:36:11 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/08/04 20:45:47] Kilr [290/508] has challenged LordKaio [139/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 03:00:38 is removed from Kilr's clock.
[06/08/04 21:17:17] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Kilr [650/1697] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [956/1689] and lost! 0 days, 03:26:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/04 21:57:58] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep hill. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:32 towards level 57.
[06/08/04 22:45:48] Kilr [288/508] has challenged LordKaio [239/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:01:37 is removed from Kilr's clock.
[06/09/04 00:45:48] LordKaio [200/489] has challenged Kilr [458/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/09/04 03:23:34] subs, FREAKZILLA, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [1388/1752] have team battled LordKaio, Kilr, and Sir_Hump_Alot [790/1634] and won! 0 days, 02:09:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/04 05:45:49] Kilr [420/508] has challenged LordKaio [303/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:16:44 is removed from Kilr's clock.
[06/09/04 05:45:49] Kilr has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:47:32 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/09/04 09:08:14] LordKaio caught a ride on the Bang Bus. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:19 towards level 57.
[06/09/04 09:08:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 1 days, 00:10:19 toward level 57.
[06/09/04 11:45:45] LordKaio came across a picture of goatse. This debacle has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:30 from level 57.
[06/09/04 14:38:30] LordKaio hitched a ride with bad mofo ganstas. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:45 towards level 57.
[06/09/04 15:45:50] LordKaio [473/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [329/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:38:48 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/09/04 19:45:51] LordKaio [249/489] has challenged Yam [285/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:11 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/09/04 23:58:38] LordKaio fell in a ditch. This misfortune has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:44 from level 57.
[06/10/04 00:06:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 0 days, 05:52:48 toward level 57.
[06/10/04 02:10:54] LordKaio [142/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [98/526] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/10/04 02:21:44] FREAKZILLA, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [504/1837] have team battled subs, Yam, and LordKaio [838/1468] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/04 06:45:55] LordKaio [182/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [523/674] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:08:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/10/04 08:45:55] LordKaio [460/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [341/526] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:19:20 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/10/04 09:45:55] FREAKZILLA [82/674] has challenged LordKaio [295/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:23:05 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/10/04 12:17:15] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, FREAKZILLA have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/04 15:34:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 10 days, 16:36:44 toward level 58.
[06/10/04 17:22:06] Hogie-One_Kanobi, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1189/1837] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Yam [192/1468] and won! 0 days, 02:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/04 18:02:26] Hogie-One_Kanobi, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1015/1715] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Yam [1056/1590] and lost! 0 days, 08:33:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/04 21:45:57] LordKaio [397/489] has challenged Yam [83/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:21:45 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/11/04 00:01:12] FREAKZILLA, subs, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [411/1752] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Yam [721/1553] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/04 04:05:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 0 days, 19:48:00 toward level 58.
[06/11/04 04:45:58] Sir_Hump_Alot [319/637] has challenged LordKaio [395/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:09 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/11/04 04:47:58] LordKaio drank fifteen cans of Mountain Dew. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:15 towards level 58.
[06/11/04 12:45:59] LordKaio [183/489] has challenged subs [404/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:29:56 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/11/04 13:25:10] LordKaio hitched a ride on a migrating caravan. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:30 towards level 58.
[06/11/04 14:27:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 0 days, 12:25:39 toward level 58.
[06/11/04 16:46:00] Yam [293/427] has challenged LordKaio [238/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:33:12 is removed from Yam's clock.
[06/11/04 18:46:00] LordKaio [286/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [341/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:42:29 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/11/04 22:46:01] FREAKZILLA [0/674] has challenged LordKaio [382/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:47 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/12/04 02:46:02] LordKaio [25/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [8/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:31 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/12/04 02:55:27] Hogie-One_Kanobi, FREAKZILLA, and subs [879/1752] have team battled Hooch, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [741/1980] and won! 0 days, 00:38:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/04 04:46:02] FREAKZILLA [238/674] has challenged LordKaio [123/489] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:59:53 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/12/04 07:54:43] subs, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and FREAKZILLA [974/1752] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Hooch, and LordKaio [963/1980] and won! 0 days, 18:42:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/04 09:46:03] subs [42/552] has challenged LordKaio [44/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:44:03 is added to subs's clock.
[06/12/04 10:46:03] LordKaio [427/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [370/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:35:06 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/12/04 11:46:03] LordKaio [360/489] has challenged Q2RPG [640/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:43:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/12/04 12:46:04] subs [186/552] has challenged LordKaio [22/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 07:12:27 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/12/04 14:46:04] subs [513/552] has challenged LordKaio [470/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 02:33:31 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/12/04 18:46:05] LordKaio [250/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [177/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:21:25 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/12/04 20:46:07] LordKaio [274/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [155/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:03:12 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/12/04 22:46:07] LordKaio [363/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [472/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/13/04 10:46:09] LordKaio [409/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [546/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:35 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/13/04 11:46:09] LordKaio [146/489] has challenged Hooch [844/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:14:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/13/04 13:04:35] LordKaio took viagra. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:48 towards level 58.
[06/13/04 16:13:35] Hooch, Yam, and FREAKZILLA [764/1955] have team battled LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [955/1678] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/04 16:23:30] Hooch, Yam, and subs [827/1833] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1195/1800] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/04 16:46:10] Yam [113/427] has challenged LordKaio [402/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:55 is added to Yam's clock.
[06/13/04 17:46:11] LordKaio [321/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [31/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:52 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/13/04 17:54:36] LordKaio discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:17 towards level 58.
[06/14/04 10:06:04] LordKaio found a Mustang with the keys in the ignition. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:38 towards level 58.
[06/14/04 10:46:14] subs [95/552] has challenged LordKaio [191/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:49:20 is added to subs's clock.
[06/14/04 11:44:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 1 days, 05:48:30 toward level 58.
[06/14/04 11:46:14] subs [478/552] has challenged LordKaio [181/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 11:26:03 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/14/04 12:46:14] LordKaio [401/489] has challenged subs [26/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:34 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/14/04 13:46:14] subs [494/552] has challenged LordKaio [20/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 06:11:37 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/14/04 15:00:09] subs [96/552] has challenged LordKaio [227/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:44:27 is added to subs's clock.
[06/14/04 23:00:11] subs [336/552] has challenged LordKaio [362/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:20:24 is added to subs's clock.
[06/15/04 01:00:11] LordKaio [312/489] has challenged Q2RPG [55/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:53:41 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/15/04 02:00:11] LordKaio [133/489] has challenged SupaFly420 [28/34] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:50 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/15/04 02:50:57] SupaFly420 [21/51] has challenged LordKaio [384/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to SupaFly420's clock.
[06/15/04 03:00:12] LordKaio [315/489] has challenged Yam [392/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/15/04 03:56:42] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [567/1652] have team battled Yam, FREAKZILLA, and SupaFly420 [450/1162] and won! 0 days, 02:57:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/04 05:00:12] LordKaio [214/489] has challenged Yam [281/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:01 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/15/04 07:00:12] Hogie-One_Kanobi [347/526] has challenged LordKaio [40/489] in combat and won! 342 days, 20:10:53 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[06/15/04 07:41:03] SupaFly420, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [383/1104] have team battled subs, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [801/1863] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/04 09:00:13] LordKaio [316/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [560/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/15/04 09:11:48] Hogie-One_Kanobi, SupaFly420, and Yam [507/1050] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [970/1678] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/04 12:00:13] LordKaio [233/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [302/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:49 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/15/04 16:00:14] LordKaio [11/489] has challenged Q2RPG [271/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:00 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/15/04 17:00:14] Sir_Hump_Alot [0/637] has challenged LordKaio [387/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:47 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/15/04 18:00:14] LordKaio [249/489] has challenged subs [433/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:55 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/15/04 22:00:15] FREAKZILLA [71/674] has challenged LordKaio [56/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:48 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/15/04 22:34:00] Yam, SupaFly, and Sir_Hump_Alot [246/1122] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1246/1689] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/04 23:42:55] SupaFly, FREAKZILLA, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [371/1260] have team battled Kilr, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [646/1634] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/04 00:46:41] subs, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1208/1678] have team battled Yam, SupaFly, and FREAKZILLA [172/1178] and won! 0 days, 02:19:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/04 02:42:06] FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [1095/1863] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Yam, and LordKaio [835/1442] and won! 0 days, 09:15:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/04 04:00:16] LordKaio [453/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [206/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:54:54 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 06:11:47] SupaFly, FREAKZILLA, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [273/1317] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [768/1678] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/04 08:00:17] LordKaio [202/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [544/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:44 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 09:00:17] LordKaio [355/489] has challenged subs [467/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:11 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 11:00:17] LordKaio [356/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [49/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:22 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 12:00:18] LordKaio [488/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [61/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:43:09 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 13:00:18] LordKaio [357/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [77/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:41 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 14:00:18] subs [221/552] has challenged LordKaio [2/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 00:22:45 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/16/04 15:00:18] Sir_Hump_Alot [467/637] has challenged LordKaio [148/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:42:20 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/16/04 15:37:13] LordKaio [84/489] has challenged Yam [279/444] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 17:00:18] LordKaio [356/489] has challenged subs [499/552] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:01:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 18:00:19] LordKaio [228/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [468/674] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:11:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 19:44:14] SupaFly, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [496/1173] have team battled FREAKZILLA, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [704/1863] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/04 20:00:19] LordKaio [33/489] has challenged SupaFly [147/158] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:26:41 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 23:00:19] LordKaio [452/489] has challenged Q2RPG [786/855] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:08:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/16/04 23:38:55] LordKaio was taught to quicken his pace by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to run fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:30:19 towards level 59.
[06/17/04 02:00:20] Hogie-One_Kanobi [469/526] has challenged LordKaio [98/489] in combat and won! 202 days, 09:56:16 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[06/17/04 04:00:20] LordKaio [70/489] has challenged SupaFly [117/188] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:40:13 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/17/04 06:21:11] LordKaio, Kilr, and subs [1052/1549] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, SupaFly, and FREAKZILLA [595/1499] and won! 0 days, 06:08:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/04 07:00:21] subs [346/552] has challenged LordKaio [384/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:05:04 is added to subs's clock.
[06/17/04 07:20:01] LordKaio ate too much chocolate. This affliction has slowed them 4 days, 04:20:12 from level 59.
[06/17/04 07:24:36] subs, Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, FREAKZILLA have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/04 09:00:21] LordKaio [35/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [577/637] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:08:25 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/17/04 09:59:06] FREAKZILLA [269/861] has challenged LordKaio [122/489] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:25:45 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/17/04 11:58:42] Kilr, LordKaio, and subs [1046/1549] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Sir_Hump_Alot [994/2024] and won! 0 days, 03:18:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/04 12:04:22] subs, Kilr, and Sir_Hump_Alot [679/1697] have team battled LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and FREAKZILLA [1243/1876] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/04 13:11:37] LordKaio tamed a wild horse for riding. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:00:08 towards level 59.
[06/17/04 15:05:57] SupaFly, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [725/1322] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and subs [658/1939] and won! 0 days, 00:25:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/04 16:00:22] FREAKZILLA [175/861] has challenged LordKaio [53/489] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:00:24 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/17/04 17:41:58] LordKaio was taught to quicken his pace by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to run fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:43:34 towards level 59.
[06/17/04 19:00:23] FREAKZILLA [190/861] has challenged LordKaio [223/489] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:25:37 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/17/04 20:00:23] subs [370/552] has challenged LordKaio [423/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:09 is added to subs's clock.
[06/17/04 23:33:54] LordKaio caught an STD. This set back has slowed them 4 days, 07:37:43 from level 59.
[06/18/04 03:00:24] Sir_Hump_Alot [181/637] has challenged LordKaio [177/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:10:25 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/18/04 04:00:24] FREAKZILLA [53/861] has challenged LordKaio [65/489] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:08:08 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/18/04 09:00:25] LordKaio [260/489] has challenged subs [277/552] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:03:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/18/04 10:00:26] LordKaio [412/489] has challenged SupaFly [63/208] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:21:56 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/18/04 23:32:19] LordKaio [71/489] has challenged SupaFly [86/208] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:23:30 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/19/04 00:23:49] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hooch [978/1980] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Yam, and SupaFly [1044/1513] and lost! 0 days, 10:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/04 01:32:19] FREAKZILLA [377/861] has challenged LordKaio [326/489] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:23:21 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/19/04 02:32:19] LordKaio [73/489] has challenged Hooch [158/854] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:32:17 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/19/04 03:32:19] LordKaio [335/489] has challenged SupaFly [88/208] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:26:01 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/19/04 04:32:20] LordKaio [304/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [93/526] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:06:00 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/19/04 08:32:20] subs [533/552] has challenged LordKaio [276/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:46:11 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/19/04 11:31:06] subs, Yam, and FREAKZILLA [742/1857] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, and SupaFly [425/1223] and won! 0 days, 06:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/04 11:32:21] LordKaio [440/489] has challenged Q2RPG [478/862] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:47:18 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/19/04 12:43:36] MUMRAAH [8/15] has challenged LordKaio [339/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to MUMRAAH's clock.
[06/19/04 17:02:17] MUMRAAH, SupaFly, and subs [303/820] have team battled LordKaio, Yam, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [484/1459] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/04 17:34:12] LordKaio found a Mustang with the keys in the ignition. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:26:14 towards level 59.
[06/19/04 19:03:08] Hogie-One_Kanobi, MUMRAAH, and subs [787/1148] have team battled Hooch, Yam, and LordKaio [1365/1787] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/04 19:55:03] SupaFly, LordKaio, and subs [356/1254] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Yam [855/1607] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/04 23:16:14] LordKaio, Kilr, and Yam [432/1441] have team battled MUMRAAH, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Hooch [760/1474] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/04 02:39:00] MUMRAAH, FREAKZILLA, and SupaFly [490/1191] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hooch [1116/1980] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/04 03:29:09] LordKaio [242/489] has challenged SupaFly [164/213] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:19:40 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/20/04 04:29:09] LordKaio [275/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [725/861] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:11:52 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/20/04 06:08:18] Hooch, SupaFly, and FREAKZILLA [1576/1928] have team battled LordKaio, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and MUMRAAH [790/1135] and won! 0 days, 00:52:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/04 06:29:08] LordKaio [98/489] has challenged Yam [328/444] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:05:19 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/20/04 06:38:47] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [1374/2050] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Yam, and LordKaio [243/1459] and won! 0 days, 09:10:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/04 06:39:13] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Hooch, and subs [516/1932] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and MUMRAAH [658/1470] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/04 09:29:06] LordKaio [376/489] has challenged subs [342/552] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:36:32 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/20/04 09:47:26] SupaFly [19/231] has challenged LordKaio [21/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to SupaFly's clock.
[06/20/04 10:24:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 28 days, 19:59:34 toward level 59.
[06/20/04 10:29:05] Sir_Hump_Alot [101/637] has challenged LordKaio [291/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:26 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/20/04 12:29:04] LordKaio [220/489] has challenged Q2RPG [625/862] in combat and lost! 1 days, 02:42:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/20/04 12:51:54] Yam, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [879/1935] have team battled SupaFly, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [885/1581] and lost! 0 days, 13:59:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/04 13:29:03] LordKaio [351/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [597/861] in combat and lost! 1 days, 03:21:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/21/04 00:06:44] SupaFly, MUMRAAH, and Sir_Hump_Alot [587/1012] have team battled subs, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [721/1902] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/04 00:20:09] LordKaio [390/489] has challenged subs [407/552] in combat and lost! 1 days, 01:52:36 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/21/04 00:34:48] SupaFly, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [707/1420] have team battled FREAKZILLA, MUMRAAH, and LordKaio [975/1494] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/04 01:20:08] LordKaio [126/489] has challenged subs [234/552] in combat and lost! 1 days, 03:52:00 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/21/04 04:22:51] SupaFly [100/231] has challenged LordKaio [318/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to SupaFly's clock.
[06/21/04 06:20:05] LordKaio [189/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [518/861] in combat and lost! 1 days, 09:24:29 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/21/04 09:20:03] FREAKZILLA [661/861] has challenged LordKaio [433/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:08:55 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/21/04 09:37:08] LordKaio rode on the bus. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:58 towards level 59.
[06/21/04 10:20:02] LordKaio [396/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [698/861] in combat and lost! 1 days, 10:14:56 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/21/04 11:20:01] LordKaio [186/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [86/861] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:04:08 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/21/04 16:19:58] Sir_Hump_Alot [302/637] has challenged LordKaio [371/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:59:34 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/21/04 16:58:28] SupaFly, LordKaio, and subs [492/1322] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Yam, and FREAKZILLA [549/1942] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/04 19:23:51] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:51 towards level 59.
[06/21/04 22:19:54] LordKaio [40/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [198/637] in combat and lost! 1 days, 04:40:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/21/04 23:19:53] LordKaio [43/489] has challenged SupaFly [67/281] in combat and lost! 1 days, 03:01:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/22/04 01:19:52] LordKaio [117/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [843/861] in combat and lost! 1 days, 13:00:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/22/04 01:23:12] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 07:22:07 towards level 59.
[06/22/04 09:19:47] subs [4/552] has challenged LordKaio [481/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:51 is added to subs's clock.
[06/22/04 12:59:50] LordKaio drank a can of paint. This set back has slowed them 1 days, 08:24:41 from level 59.
[06/22/04 13:19:44] LordKaio [253/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [683/861] in combat and lost! 1 days, 15:21:00 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/22/04 15:55:43] LordKaio walked faster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 23:23:50 towards level 59.
[06/22/04 16:19:42] subs [339/552] has challenged LordKaio [261/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:26 is removed from subs's clock.
[06/22/04 16:38:02] MUMRAAH [193/238] has challenged LordKaio [392/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to MUMRAAH's clock.
[06/22/04 17:17:22] LordKaio found a skateboard. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 22:46:24 towards level 59.
[06/22/04 18:11:07] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, FREAKZILLA have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/04 18:19:42] LordKaio [96/489] has challenged MUMRAAH [202/238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:48:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/22/04 20:19:40] LordKaio [450/489] has challenged Q2RPG [127/862] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:09:55 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/22/04 21:19:40] LordKaio [320/489] has challenged Q2RPG [16/862] in combat and won! 1 days, 23:55:56 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/22/04 21:19:55] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [723/1679] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Yam, and MUMRAAH [867/1543] and lost! 0 days, 10:18:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/04 00:19:38] LordKaio [158/489] has challenged MUMRAAH [123/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:55:56 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/23/04 00:57:27] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and LordKaio [607/1652] have team battled Yam, MUMRAAH, and subs [479/1240] and won! 0 days, 09:56:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/04 01:19:37] LordKaio [25/489] has challenged MUMRAAH [217/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:11:29 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/23/04 02:19:36] LordKaio [158/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [118/861] in combat and won! 1 days, 03:48:12 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/23/04 12:19:30] Yam [150/444] has challenged LordKaio [70/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 12:43:57 is removed from Yam's clock.
[06/23/04 15:37:53] Hogie-One_Kanobi, Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, Yam have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/04 22:19:24] Sir_Hump_Alot [53/637] has challenged LordKaio [235/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:01 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/23/04 23:19:23] Sir_Hump_Alot [31/637] has challenged LordKaio [271/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:23 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/24/04 00:10:32] Sir_Hump_Alot, Hogie-One_Kanobi, and Yam [1111/1607] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and FREAKZILLA [1288/2015] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/04 01:19:22] LordKaio [60/489] has challenged Q2RPG [221/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:56 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/24/04 07:19:18] Sir_Hump_Alot [360/637] has challenged LordKaio [284/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:20:27 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/24/04 10:19:16] LordKaio [30/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [526/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:36:46 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/24/04 11:19:15] LordKaio [443/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [414/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:17:28 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/24/04 12:19:14] LordKaio [134/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [91/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:31:03 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/24/04 14:19:13] LordKaio [346/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [644/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:09:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/24/04 15:19:12] LordKaio [188/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [400/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/24/04 16:19:12] FREAKZILLA [689/973] has challenged LordKaio [203/489] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:03:31 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/24/04 18:19:10] Sir_Hump_Alot [483/637] has challenged LordKaio [230/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:43:34 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/24/04 19:19:09] FREAKZILLA [217/973] has challenged LordKaio [340/489] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:53:30 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/24/04 20:30:29] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and carved a large chasm in their path, slowing the heathen 2 days, 11:55:55 from level 59.
[06/24/04 23:19:07] LordKaio [306/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [516/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:37:13 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 01:19:05] LordKaio [17/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [114/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:21 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 03:19:04] LordKaio [445/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [467/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:40:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 04:56:21] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:12:11 towards level 59.
[06/25/04 07:31:39] LordKaio [461/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [475/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:49:33 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 08:31:39] LordKaio [42/489] has challenged Q2RPG [874/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:33:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 10:31:37] LordKaio [125/489] has challenged MUMRAAH [77/282] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:09:18 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 11:31:37] LordKaio [458/489] has challenged Q2RPG [586/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:42:21 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 11:59:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 4 days, 16:55:02 toward level 59.
[06/25/04 12:31:36] Yam [99/444] has challenged LordKaio [279/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:00 is added to Yam's clock.
[06/25/04 13:17:35] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:11 towards level 59.
[06/25/04 13:31:35] LordKaio [458/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [189/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:22:11 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 14:31:35] LordKaio [14/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [34/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:13:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 16:31:35] LordKaio [458/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [813/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:36:27 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 16:33:00] Hogie-One_Kanobi, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [768/1988] have team battled Yam, Sir_Hump_Alot, and MUMRAAH [1027/1363] and lost! 0 days, 16:00:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/04 18:26:14] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [934/2099] have team battled MUMRAAH, Yam, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [392/1252] and won! 0 days, 04:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/04 18:31:34] LordKaio [243/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [109/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:25:47 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 19:05:08] Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [1173/1935] have team battled MUMRAAH, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1061/1744] and won! 0 days, 03:28:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/04 19:31:33] LordKaio [332/489] has challenged MUMRAAH [225/282] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/25/04 19:40:43] MUMRAAH, Yam, and Hooch [1257/1580] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [726/2099] and won! 0 days, 00:44:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/04 21:31:32] LordKaio [10/489] has challenged Hogie-One_Kanobi [289/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/26/04 01:47:29] Yam, Hooch, and subs [669/1851] have team battled MUMRAAH, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [944/1420] and lost! 0 days, 14:48:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/04 02:31:29] LordKaio [107/489] has challenged Q2RPG [421/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:49:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/26/04 03:42:12] LordKaio ran out of gas. This adversity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:28 from level 59.
[06/26/04 05:49:36] Hogie-One_Kanobi, LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, Yam have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/04 07:31:29] Hooch [321/854] has challenged LordKaio [300/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:12:03 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[06/26/04 08:06:34] subs, Hooch, and LordKaio [1224/1896] have team battled Yam, MUMRAAH, and Sir_Hump_Alot [905/1375] and won! 0 days, 11:05:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/04 09:23:08] LordKaio lost their map. This disaster has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:47 from level 59.
[06/26/04 09:24:13] LordKaio was taught to quicken his pace by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to run fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:03 towards level 59.
[06/26/04 11:31:27] LordKaio [122/489] has challenged subs [327/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:44 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/26/04 12:52:16] LordKaio found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:42 towards level 59.
[06/26/04 15:11:54] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [821/1988] have team battled Yam, MUMRAAH, and Hooch [872/1592] and lost! 0 days, 09:05:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/04 15:31:24] LordKaio [323/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [639/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/26/04 22:31:19] LordKaio [322/489] has challenged MUMRAAH [240/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:59 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/27/04 01:18:21] LordKaio saw a naked lady. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:05 towards level 59.
[06/27/04 01:31:20] LordKaio [234/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [261/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:01 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/27/04 02:31:20] LordKaio [331/489] has challenged subs [263/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:53 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/27/04 03:31:41] FREAKZILLA [44/973] has challenged LordKaio [398/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:06:14 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/27/04 04:39:00] Yam, LordKaio, and Hogie-One_Kanobi [461/1459] have team battled subs, FREAKZILLA, and MUMRAAH [1323/1821] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/04 07:02:59] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and sodomized them with His finger, slowing the heathen 1 days, 03:27:38 from level 59.
[06/27/04 08:31:38] FREAKZILLA [675/973] has challenged LordKaio [86/489] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:57:20 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/27/04 09:02:02] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:51 towards level 59.
[06/27/04 09:31:37] Hogie-One_Kanobi [376/526] has challenged LordKaio [373/489] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:29:16 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[06/27/04 10:16:16] LordKaio caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:48 towards level 59.
[06/27/04 10:31:36] FREAKZILLA [198/973] has challenged LordKaio [28/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:35:18 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[06/27/04 11:31:36] LordKaio [393/489] has challenged subs [20/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:30 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/27/04 12:31:35] LordKaio [30/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [971/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:34 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/27/04 14:40:28] LordKaio found an issue of Playgirl. This debacle has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:25 from level 59.
[06/27/04 18:31:31] Hogie-One_Kanobi [238/526] has challenged LordKaio [456/489] in combat and lost! 1 days, 23:56:25 is added to Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[06/27/04 21:22:14] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [1609/2099] have team battled Hogie-One_Kanobi, Yam, and Hooch [726/1824] and won! 0 days, 09:35:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/04 21:31:29] LordKaio [310/489] has challenged Yam [25/444] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:58 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/27/04 23:17:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 0 days, 14:57:42 toward level 59.
[06/27/04 23:18:30] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[06/28/04 10:31:20] LordKaio [227/489] has challenged Q2RPG [140/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:00 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/28/04 11:31:20] Hogie-One_Kanobi [105/526] has challenged LordKaio [50/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:56:24 is removed from Hogie-One_Kanobi's clock.
[06/28/04 13:42:15] LordKaio saw a group of nude forest nymphs in the distance. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:15 towards level 59.
[06/28/04 14:07:50] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:12 towards level 59.
[06/28/04 15:50:04] LordKaio [405/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [183/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:50:19 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/28/04 18:50:02] subs [89/553] has challenged LordKaio [306/489] in combat and lost! 1 days, 00:35:34 is added to subs's clock.
[06/28/04 19:38:46] MUMRAAH, FREAKZILLA, and Yam [1032/1740] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hooch [1117/1980] and lost! 0 days, 10:37:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/04 19:50:01] LordKaio [403/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [437/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:49 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/28/04 20:50:01] LordKaio [258/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [510/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:45 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/28/04 21:50:00] LordKaio [454/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [305/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:45 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/28/04 23:49:59] Sir_Hump_Alot [1/637] has challenged LordKaio [430/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:22:14 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[06/29/04 01:49:57] LordKaio [135/489] has challenged MUMRAAH [110/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:05:28 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/29/04 02:49:57] LordKaio [242/489] has challenged MUMRAAH [28/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:25 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/29/04 23:33:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 0 days, 05:08:37 toward level 59.
[06/30/04 03:46:53] LordKaio was chased by a swarm of killer insects. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:19 towards level 59.
[06/30/04 05:42:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 0 days, 09:53:22 toward level 59.
[06/30/04 06:10:02] LordKaio [458/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [406/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:43:46 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[06/30/04 07:10:01] LordKaio [336/489] has challenged Q2RPG [631/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/30/04 10:09:59] LordKaio [443/489] has challenged Q2RPG [835/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:41 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/30/04 10:39:29] LordKaio [304/489] has challenged subs [348/553] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/30/04 12:50:57] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and ignited them in Hellfire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 20:29:15 from level 60.
[06/30/04 13:00:07] LordKaio soiled their underwear. This hardship has slowed them 5 days, 13:04:39 from level 60.
[06/30/04 14:09:57] LordKaio [12/489] has challenged subs [103/553] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:20:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/30/04 15:40:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 38 days, 14:25:34 toward level 60.
[06/30/04 16:09:55] LordKaio [193/489] has challenged Q2RPG [536/974] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:03:43 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/30/04 17:09:54] subs [248/553] has challenged LordKaio [385/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:08:50 is added to subs's clock.
[06/30/04 19:09:53] LordKaio [197/489] has challenged Q2RPG [339/974] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:55:01 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/30/04 20:09:52] LordKaio [92/489] has challenged Kilr [184/508] in combat and lost! 1 days, 20:31:33 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[06/30/04 22:09:51] LordKaio [148/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [173/637] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:17:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/01/04 10:09:43] LordKaio [423/489] has challenged Q2RPG [90/974] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:59:37 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/01/04 10:14:48] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and tripped them, slowing the heathen 8 days, 10:36:10 from level 60.
[07/01/04 11:09:42] FREAKZILLA [148/973] has challenged LordKaio [244/489] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:41:46 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/01/04 12:34:22] LordKaio walked faster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:34:42 towards level 60.
[07/01/04 13:09:41] LordKaio [83/489] has challenged Q2RPG [257/974] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:47:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/01/04 14:09:40] LordKaio [246/489] has challenged Q2RPG [930/974] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:46:47 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/01/04 14:32:10] LordKaio hitched a ride with bad mofo ganstas. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:13 towards level 60.
[07/01/04 15:09:40] LordKaio [63/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [599/973] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:12:55 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/01/04 16:09:39] LordKaio [470/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [285/973] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:57:49 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/01/04 17:09:39] LordKaio [396/489] has challenged Q2RPG [538/974] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:13:51 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/01/04 18:09:38] LordKaio [68/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [580/973] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:26:19 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/01/04 19:10:02] LordKaio tasted man cock. This scourge has slowed them 3 days, 11:59:50 from level 60.
[07/01/04 20:41:26] LordKaio walked faster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 22:07:20 towards level 60.
[07/02/04 00:14:54] LordKaio dropped their GPS. This hardship has slowed them 2 days, 21:49:16 from level 60.
[07/02/04 01:09:33] FREAKZILLA [585/973] has challenged LordKaio [322/489] in combat and won! 30 days, 10:53:43 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/02/04 03:26:37] LordKaio ran really fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:45:26 towards level 60.
[07/02/04 04:09:31] LordKaio [225/489] has challenged Q2RPG [22/974] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:35:01 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/02/04 07:09:29] FREAKZILLA [30/973] has challenged LordKaio [58/489] in combat and lost! 12 days, 20:25:42 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/02/04 08:09:28] LordKaio [307/489] has challenged Q2RPG [650/974] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:26:00 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/02/04 08:40:53] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:41:31 towards level 60.
[07/02/04 09:09:28] FREAKZILLA [176/973] has challenged LordKaio [471/489] in combat and lost! 13 days, 20:56:33 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/02/04 11:09:26] LordKaio [346/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [588/973] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:17:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/02/04 12:09:26] LordKaio [254/489] has challenged Q2RPG [219/974] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:40:21 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/02/04 14:09:24] Yam [180/444] has challenged LordKaio [171/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:59:54 is removed from Yam's clock.
[07/02/04 15:09:24] LordKaio [72/489] has challenged subs [10/553] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:57:24 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/02/04 16:59:03] LordKaio fell in a vat of acid. This affliction has slowed them 1 days, 11:58:24 from level 60.
[07/02/04 21:09:20] Yam [427/444] has challenged LordKaio [10/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:11:20 is removed from Yam's clock.
[07/02/04 22:09:19] Sir_Hump_Alot [634/637] has challenged LordKaio [326/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:30:04 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/02/04 22:09:19] Sir_Hump_Alot has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:30:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/02/04 23:38:58] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [623/1634] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [734/2316] and lost! 0 days, 10:47:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/04 01:09:17] Hooch [605/854] has challenged LordKaio [207/489] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:56:09 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[07/03/04 03:09:16] LordKaio [301/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [334/637] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:03:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/03/04 06:09:14] LordKaio [34/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [634/973] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:07:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/03/04 08:09:12] Sir_Hump_Alot [145/637] has challenged LordKaio [264/489] in combat and lost! 1 days, 02:21:13 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/03/04 09:09:12] LordKaio [333/489] has challenged subs [199/553] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:07:18 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/03/04 11:06:35] Kilr, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [592/1970] have team battled subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [940/2044] and lost! 0 days, 01:47:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/04 12:09:10] Sir_Hump_Alot [257/637] has challenged LordKaio [223/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 22:16:12 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/03/04 13:09:09] LordKaio [145/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [545/637] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:02:35 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/03/04 14:48:03] FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [785/2099] have team battled subs, Hooch, and Kilr [918/1915] and lost! 2 days, 01:32:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/04 15:09:08] LordKaio [362/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [579/637] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:41:23 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/03/04 19:06:50] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Kilr [1232/1970] have team battled subs, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [714/2044] and won! 0 days, 00:41:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/04 20:09:44] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, Hooch have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/04 21:48:53] LordKaio fell out of their chair. This tragedy has slowed them 2 days, 07:47:34 from level 60.
[07/04/04 01:17:41] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hooch [1115/1980] have team battled FREAKZILLA, subs, and Kilr [1668/2037] and lost! 0 days, 20:35:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/04 01:19:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 19 days, 10:47:48 toward level 60.
[07/04/04 02:09:00] FREAKZILLA [856/973] has challenged LordKaio [95/489] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:47:00 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/04/04 04:08:59] Hooch [19/854] has challenged LordKaio [388/489] in combat and lost! 1 days, 06:25:28 is added to Hooch's clock.
[07/04/04 05:23:33] LordKaio learned to fly.. temporarily. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:48 towards level 60.
[07/04/04 19:20:03] LordKaio [449/489] has challenged Hooch [67/854] in combat and won! 1 days, 00:24:49 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/09/04 23:18:42] Sir_Hump_Alot [543/637] has challenged LordKaio [411/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:50 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/09/04 23:24:42] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [1090/1679] have team battled Yam, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [1255/2271] and lost! 0 days, 18:52:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/04 01:20:51] LordKaio found a Mustang with the keys in the ignition. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:58 towards level 60.
[07/10/04 04:03:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 2 days, 17:10:40 toward level 60.
[07/10/04 07:18:37] Hooch [590/854] has challenged LordKaio [383/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:20:54 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[07/10/04 08:18:36] LordKaio [430/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [745/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/10/04 10:18:35] Sir_Hump_Alot [454/637] has challenged LordKaio [85/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:24 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/10/04 12:15:20] subs, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [984/2015] have team battled Kilr, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [862/1592] and won! 0 days, 17:54:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/04 12:18:35] LordKaio [303/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [353/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:28 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/10/04 18:51:05] LordKaio came across a picture of goatse. This disaster has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:47 from level 60.
[07/10/04 20:28:39] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and subs [1462/2015] have team battled Kilr, Yam, and Sir_Hump_Alot [726/1592] and won! 0 days, 15:23:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/04 21:21:14] Kilr, LordKaio, and subs [412/1553] have team battled Yam, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [717/2054] and lost! 0 days, 07:31:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/04 23:18:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 1 days, 09:08:17 toward level 60.
[07/11/04 04:18:29] LordKaio [197/489] has challenged Kilr [220/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/11/04 06:20:58] Kilr, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1019/2121] have team battled subs, Hooch, and LordKaio [904/1896] and won! 0 days, 01:53:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/04 07:47:38] subs, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [1439/2037] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hooch [778/1980] and won! 0 days, 09:31:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/04 16:56:22] Kilr, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1661/2149] have team battled Hooch, LordKaio, and subs [752/1896] and won! 0 days, 03:03:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/04 17:18:42] LordKaio [338/489] has challenged Hooch [299/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:26:00 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/11/04 19:34:24] LordKaio fell in a fast flowing river. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:41 towards level 60.
[07/11/04 20:18:54] LordKaio [214/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [488/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:01 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/11/04 21:18:53] subs [434/553] has challenged LordKaio [73/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:05:18 is removed from subs's clock.
[07/11/04 21:46:18] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:06 towards level 60.
[07/11/04 23:18:52] subs [292/553] has challenged LordKaio [186/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:07:03 is removed from subs's clock.
[07/12/04 01:18:50] subs [336/553] has challenged LordKaio [331/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 19:51:39 is removed from subs's clock.
[07/12/04 02:18:50] LordKaio [322/489] has challenged subs [150/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:07 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/12/04 05:07:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 0 days, 16:35:25 toward level 60.
[07/12/04 06:18:47] LordKaio [84/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [32/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:36 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/12/04 09:32:56] LordKaio caught a ride on the Bang Bus. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:44 towards level 60.
[07/12/04 14:18:42] LordKaio [308/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [702/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:55 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/12/04 16:18:40] LordKaio [366/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [645/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/12/04 17:18:40] LordKaio [30/489] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [97/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:44 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/12/04 17:29:25] LordKaio grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:56 towards level 60.
[07/12/04 18:18:39] Sir_Hump_Alot [210/665] has challenged LordKaio [260/489] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:49:38 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/12/04 20:18:38] LordKaio [283/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [766/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:36 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/12/04 21:18:37] FREAKZILLA [428/973] has challenged LordKaio [149/489] in combat and won! 1 days, 19:08:18 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/12/04 21:57:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 0 days, 09:06:49 toward level 60.
[07/12/04 23:18:36] LordKaio [33/489] has challenged subs [29/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:09 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/13/04 00:18:35] LordKaio [203/489] has challenged FREAKZILLA [872/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/13/04 02:19:24] LordKaio [305/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [581/665] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/13/04 04:01:47] LordKaio took viagra. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:44:42 towards level 61.
[07/13/04 06:18:31] LordKaio [63/492] has challenged subs [305/553] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:23:32 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/13/04 08:18:30] Sir_Hump_Alot [484/665] has challenged LordKaio [272/492] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:17:39 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/13/04 11:18:28] LordKaio [89/492] has challenged MUMRAAH [192/323] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:37:51 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/13/04 12:18:27] LordKaio [488/492] has challenged Q2RPG [711/974] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:29:34 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/13/04 15:58:34] subs, Kilr, and Yam [747/1508] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1519/2130] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/04 20:18:22] LordKaio [447/492] has challenged Kilr [21/511] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:06:30 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/13/04 22:18:20] Yam [303/444] has challenged LordKaio [29/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:49 is removed from Yam's clock.
[07/13/04 23:18:20] LordKaio [489/492] has challenged Q2RPG [791/974] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:54:46 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/14/04 02:18:18] LordKaio [485/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [536/665] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:14:36 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/14/04 03:18:17] LordKaio [449/492] has challenged Yam [128/444] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:53:49 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/14/04 03:36:22] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:46:34 towards level 61.
[07/14/04 04:05:57] LordKaio coped a feel on an old bag lady. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:03:49 from level 61.
[07/14/04 04:18:16] LordKaio [246/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [106/973] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:44:53 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/14/04 06:18:15] LordKaio [236/492] has challenged Q2RPG [197/974] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:47:08 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/14/04 07:02:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 11 days, 04:21:19 toward level 61.
[07/14/04 07:39:19] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:09:17 towards level 61.
[07/14/04 08:18:14] LordKaio [405/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [224/973] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:22:52 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/14/04 10:18:12] FREAKZILLA [441/973] has challenged LordKaio [356/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:28:32 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/14/04 12:18:11] Yam [26/467] has challenged LordKaio [228/492] in combat and lost! 1 days, 05:11:24 is added to Yam's clock.
[07/14/04 12:25:11] LordKaio found a Mustang with the keys in the ignition. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:05:41 towards level 61.
[07/14/04 13:18:10] LordKaio [98/492] has challenged Q2RPG [505/974] in combat and lost! 1 days, 22:54:56 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/14/04 15:18:09] Sir_Hump_Alot [127/665] has challenged LordKaio [333/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:32 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/14/04 16:08:34] LordKaio fell off a 200 foot cliff. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 days, 06:47:38 from level 61.
[07/14/04 21:18:05] LordKaio [137/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [12/665] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:49:47 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/14/04 23:18:04] LordKaio [302/492] has challenged subs [427/553] in combat and lost! 1 days, 12:28:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/15/04 00:38:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 13 days, 12:10:28 toward level 61.
[07/15/04 01:14:27] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, Yam have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/04 01:18:02] Sir_Hump_Alot [29/665] has challenged LordKaio [342/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:28 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/15/04 03:27:51] LordKaio discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:44 towards level 61.
[07/15/04 04:18:00] LordKaio [81/492] has challenged Q2RPG [124/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:33:41 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/15/04 08:17:58] LordKaio [85/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [538/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/15/04 10:17:56] LordKaio [384/492] has challenged subs [323/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:39:16 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/15/04 18:06:21] Yam, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [627/1685] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Kilr, and LordKaio [97/1976] and won! 0 days, 04:14:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/04 18:17:51] Kilr [281/511] has challenged LordKaio [192/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 08:54:28 is removed from Kilr's clock.
[07/15/04 21:44:26] LordKaio hitched a ride with bad mofo ganstas. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:31 towards level 61.
[07/15/04 22:17:56] Yam [205/467] has challenged LordKaio [9/492] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:56:52 is removed from Yam's clock.
[07/15/04 23:17:55] Sir_Hump_Alot [71/665] has challenged LordKaio [251/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:40 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/15/04 23:43:44] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[07/16/04 09:17:49] Sir_Hump_Alot [561/665] has challenged LordKaio [258/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:46 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/16/04 12:17:47] subs [542/553] has challenged LordKaio [448/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 00:55:11 is removed from subs's clock.
[07/16/04 15:17:45] Yam [5/467] has challenged LordKaio [6/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:47:34 is added to Yam's clock.
[07/16/04 16:17:44] LordKaio [442/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [57/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:18:40 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/16/04 18:17:43] Yam [77/467] has challenged LordKaio [227/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:53:46 is added to Yam's clock.
[07/16/04 19:47:22] LordKaio nodded off to sleep. This tragedy has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:39 from level 61.
[07/16/04 20:40:49] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[07/16/04 22:17:40] subs [461/553] has challenged LordKaio [194/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:41:09 is removed from subs's clock.
[07/16/04 22:23:55] LordKaio ran really fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:48 towards level 61.
[07/16/04 23:17:39] Sir_Hump_Alot [3/665] has challenged LordKaio [307/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:27 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/17/04 03:17:41] LordKaio [273/492] has challenged Yam [29/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:05:28 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/17/04 04:17:41] Yam [121/467] has challenged LordKaio [209/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:05 is added to Yam's clock.
[07/17/04 05:17:40] LordKaio [360/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [586/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:50:56 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/17/04 08:31:43] LordKaio temporarily transformed into a form of energy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:53 towards level 61.
[07/18/04 14:17:18] Hooch [675/854] has challenged LordKaio [68/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 07:00:01 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[07/18/04 15:17:18] LordKaio [350/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [762/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:17 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/18/04 16:07:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 3 days, 01:41:21 toward level 61.
[07/18/04 16:17:17] LordKaio [202/492] has challenged Hooch [324/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:01:26 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/18/04 18:17:16] LordKaio [45/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [427/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/18/04 23:17:12] Kilr [320/511] has challenged LordKaio [323/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:26:29 is added to Kilr's clock.
[07/19/04 00:14:37] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:45 towards level 61.
[07/19/04 00:17:12] LordKaio [301/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [189/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:44:25 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/19/04 10:17:05] LordKaio [419/492] has challenged Q2RPG [779/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:03:15 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/19/04 11:17:04] LordKaio [477/492] has challenged subs [315/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:50:22 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/19/04 12:22:33] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and struck forth with lightning, slowing the heathen 1 days, 08:15:10 from level 61.
[07/19/04 17:17:00] LordKaio [127/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [824/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:51 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/19/04 19:16:59] Yam [80/467] has challenged LordKaio [169/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:29:10 is added to Yam's clock.
[07/21/04 00:16:40] FREAKZILLA [388/973] has challenged LordKaio [397/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:53 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/21/04 10:16:33] Sir_Hump_Alot [566/665] has challenged LordKaio [111/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:22 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/21/04 13:58:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 0 days, 16:46:22 toward level 61.
[07/21/04 14:16:31] LordKaio [454/492] has challenged Yam [124/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:19:03 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/21/04 15:22:30] LordKaio soiled their underwear. This accident has slowed them 0 days, 07:19:11 from level 61.
[07/21/04 16:16:29] LordKaio [143/492] has challenged Q2RPG [682/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:30 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/21/04 19:04:03] LordKaio hitched a ride on a migrating caravan. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:12 towards level 61.
[07/21/04 21:16:26] Yam [454/467] has challenged LordKaio [473/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:06 is added to Yam's clock.
[07/21/04 22:16:26] LordKaio [304/492] has challenged Q2RPG [32/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:19:53 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/22/04 01:16:23] Yam [78/467] has challenged LordKaio [127/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:05 is added to Yam's clock.
[07/22/04 05:16:21] Sir_Hump_Alot [165/665] has challenged LordKaio [32/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:51 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/22/04 06:16:20] LordKaio [469/492] has challenged Q2RPG [321/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:51:54 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/22/04 07:16:20] Sir_Hump_Alot [87/665] has challenged LordKaio [233/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:46 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/22/04 12:17:41] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:56 towards level 61.
[07/22/04 13:43:15] LordKaio had hot, sweaty mansex. This disaster has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:28 from level 61.
[07/22/04 16:16:14] FREAKZILLA [358/973] has challenged LordKaio [149/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:39:48 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/22/04 20:16:11] LordKaio [449/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [492/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/22/04 21:16:10] FREAKZILLA [338/973] has challenged LordKaio [366/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:29 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/22/04 22:16:10] LordKaio [433/492] has challenged Q2RPG [320/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:49:09 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/23/04 02:03:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 0 days, 02:28:23 toward level 61.
[07/23/04 06:16:04] LordKaio [330/492] has challenged Q2RPG [217/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:19:27 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/23/04 08:16:03] FREAKZILLA [582/973] has challenged LordKaio [381/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:35:41 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/23/04 09:16:02] LordKaio [124/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [574/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:01 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/23/04 11:16:01] LordKaio [146/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [581/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/23/04 12:16:00] LordKaio [256/492] has challenged Kilr [448/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:57 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/24/04 20:15:39] Sir_Hump_Alot [97/665] has challenged LordKaio [194/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:49 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/24/04 21:15:39] LordKaio [395/492] has challenged Kilr [196/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:00 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/24/04 22:15:38] LordKaio [81/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [256/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:41 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/24/04 23:15:37] Yam [42/467] has challenged LordKaio [258/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:46 is added to Yam's clock.
[07/25/04 00:05:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 0 days, 19:41:16 toward level 61.
[07/25/04 00:15:37] LordKaio [387/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [521/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:51 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/25/04 01:15:36] LordKaio [432/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [21/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:35 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/25/04 02:15:35] LordKaio [170/492] has challenged Yam [432/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:24 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/25/04 12:15:28] FREAKZILLA [911/973] has challenged LordKaio [487/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:35:24 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/25/04 14:17:19] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[07/25/04 17:15:25] LordKaio [89/492] has challenged Q2RPG [513/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:21 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/25/04 18:15:24] LordKaio [96/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [719/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/25/04 19:54:48] LordKaio dropped their GPS. This infliction has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:23 from level 61.
[07/26/04 21:15:07] LordKaio [448/492] has challenged Kilr [257/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:03:50 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/27/04 00:35:54] LordKaio forgot to use birth control. This hardship has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:14 from level 61.
[07/27/04 01:15:04] LordKaio [31/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [288/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/27/04 04:15:02] LordKaio [426/492] has challenged Kilr [70/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:54:48 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/27/04 05:15:01] Sir_Hump_Alot [370/665] has challenged LordKaio [291/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:02:45 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/27/04 06:42:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 1 days, 07:42:52 toward level 61.
[07/27/04 10:14:58] LordKaio [145/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [126/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:00 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/27/04 11:14:57] LordKaio [91/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [345/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:15 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/27/04 12:14:57] LordKaio [235/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [452/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:35 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/27/04 13:14:56] LordKaio [413/492] has challenged Q2RPG [374/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:08:46 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/27/04 15:14:55] FREAKZILLA [968/976] has challenged LordKaio [226/492] in combat and won! 17 days, 14:44:11 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/27/04 16:51:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 1 days, 12:14:33 toward level 61.
[07/27/04 18:14:53] FREAKZILLA [902/976] has challenged LordKaio [300/492] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:30:15 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/27/04 21:14:51] Sir_Hump_Alot [105/665] has challenged LordKaio [232/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:05:11 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/27/04 22:14:50] LordKaio [15/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [519/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:38:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/27/04 22:46:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 0 days, 08:28:44 toward level 61.
[07/27/04 23:14:49] LordKaio [166/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [953/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:41 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/28/04 00:54:48] LordKaio was attacked by ferocious mimes. This mishap has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:28 from level 61.
[07/28/04 03:16:27] LordKaio drank fifteen cans of Mountain Dew. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:04 towards level 61.
[07/28/04 03:17:17] LordKaio tied their shoelaces together. This set back has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:31 from level 61.
[07/28/04 03:52:41] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:43 towards level 61.
[07/28/04 04:14:46] LordKaio [43/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [326/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/28/04 05:57:55] LordKaio fell off a 200 foot cliff. This incident has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:42 from level 61.
[07/28/04 06:14:45] LordKaio [248/492] has challenged Q2RPG [747/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/28/04 07:14:44] LordKaio [292/492] has challenged Q2RPG [270/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:07 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/28/04 08:14:43] Sir_Hump_Alot [161/665] has challenged LordKaio [135/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:24:55 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/28/04 08:14:43] Sir_Hump_Alot has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:23:52 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/28/04 10:20:52] LordKaio was chased by a swarm of killer insects. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:57 towards level 61.
[07/28/04 14:14:39] Sir_Hump_Alot [283/665] has challenged LordKaio [164/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:24:28 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/28/04 15:14:39] FREAKZILLA [822/976] has challenged LordKaio [425/492] in combat and won! 20 days, 09:37:27 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[07/28/04 16:25:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 0 days, 09:43:28 toward level 61.
[07/29/04 00:14:33] LordKaio [24/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [116/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:06 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 00:52:47] LordKaio temporarily transformed into a form of energy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:04 towards level 61.
[07/29/04 06:14:29] LordKaio [428/492] has challenged subs [313/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:02 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 06:15:14] LordKaio stole a bike from a kid. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:20 towards level 61.
[07/29/04 07:14:28] LordKaio [364/492] has challenged Q2RPG [212/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:15:50 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 08:14:28] LordKaio [322/492] has challenged Q2RPG [644/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:20 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 10:14:26] LordKaio [305/492] has challenged Q2RPG [462/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:34 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 10:40:31] LordKaio hitched a ride with bad mofo ganstas. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:22 towards level 61.
[07/29/04 11:14:26] LordKaio [35/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [479/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:19 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 11:45:15] LordKaio was chased by Georgian rebels. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:10 towards level 61.
[07/29/04 11:55:00] LordKaio caught a ride on the Bang Bus. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:48 towards level 61.
[07/29/04 11:56:45] LordKaio urinated blood. This incident has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:23 from level 61.
[07/29/04 12:14:25] LordKaio [250/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [570/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:48:17 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 13:14:24] LordKaio [379/492] has challenged Q2RPG [304/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:59 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 13:31:49] LordKaio saw a naked lady. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:18 towards level 61.
[07/29/04 14:14:24] LordKaio [125/492] has challenged Q2RPG [721/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:09 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 15:14:23] LordKaio [346/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [250/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:25 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 17:51:39] LordKaio [326/492] has challenged Q2RPG [455/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 18:51:39] LordKaio [486/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [34/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:37 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/29/04 21:51:37] Yam [328/467] has challenged LordKaio [234/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:36 is removed from Yam's clock.
[07/29/04 22:07:31] LordKaio fell in a fast flowing river. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:37 towards level 61.
[07/29/04 23:51:35] LordKaio [64/492] has challenged subs [332/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/31/04 00:51:19] Sir_Hump_Alot [483/665] has challenged LordKaio [145/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:38:26 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/31/04 00:51:19] Sir_Hump_Alot has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:49:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[07/31/04 02:51:18] LordKaio [404/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [120/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:11 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[07/31/04 02:51:18] LordKaio has dealt Sir_Hump_Alot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:58:51 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[07/31/04 05:23:46] LordKaio stole a bike from a kid. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:12 towards level 61.
[07/31/04 06:36:15] LordKaio was sodomized by natives. This scourge has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:26 from level 61.
[07/31/04 08:22:14] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:10 towards level 61.
[08/02/04 10:11:11] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep hill. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:45 towards level 61.
[08/02/04 12:50:39] LordKaio [158/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [17/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:42 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/02/04 14:36:43] LordKaio saw a group of nude forest nymphs in the distance. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:36 towards level 61.
[08/02/04 15:58:52] LordKaio, Hooch, and Kilr [1165/1857] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Yam, and FREAKZILLA [982/2108] and won! 0 days, 03:31:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/04 16:50:36] FREAKZILLA [590/976] has challenged LordKaio [29/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:29 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[08/02/04 17:17:41] subs, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1634/2021] have team battled Hooch, Yam, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1102/1986] and won! 0 days, 04:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/04 17:50:36] Hooch [215/854] has challenged LordKaio [344/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:54 is added to Hooch's clock.
[08/02/04 20:50:34] LordKaio [477/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [442/976] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:12:49 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/02/04 21:18:58] Sir_Hump_Alot, FREAKZILLA, and subs [825/2194] have team battled LordKaio, Yam, and Hooch [492/1813] and won! 0 days, 01:41:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/04 22:50:32] LordKaio [437/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [910/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:01 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/03/04 02:04:05] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [496/2322] have team battled subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [954/1685] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/04 02:04:25] LordKaio discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:53 towards level 61.
[08/03/04 02:50:30] Hooch [629/854] has challenged LordKaio [304/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:13:57 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[08/03/04 05:50:28] LordKaio [336/492] has challenged Hooch [618/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/03/04 06:29:37] LordKaio ate rancid dairy products. This mishap has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:29 from level 61.
[08/03/04 13:47:17] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:37 towards level 61.
[08/03/04 14:27:27] LordKaio came across a tricycle with fancy streamers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:00 towards level 61.
[08/03/04 14:50:22] LordKaio [383/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [314/976] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:20 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/03/04 20:12:28] Yam, Hooch, and subs [854/1874] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [605/2133] and won! 0 days, 01:13:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/04 22:50:16] Sir_Hump_Alot [51/665] has challenged LordKaio [252/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:53:30 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[08/04/04 00:50:15] LordKaio [76/492] has challenged Q2RPG [808/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:10 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/04/04 04:50:12] LordKaio [328/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [529/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:57 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/04/04 05:50:12] FREAKZILLA [740/976] has challenged LordKaio [202/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:52:48 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[08/04/04 06:08:21] LordKaio ate tainted meat. This infliction has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:57 from level 61.
[08/04/04 06:50:11] LordKaio [178/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [199/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:39 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/04/04 12:18:23] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[08/04/04 14:50:05] FREAKZILLA [269/976] has challenged LordKaio [241/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:19:44 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[08/04/04 15:50:05] Sir_Hump_Alot [306/665] has challenged LordKaio [426/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:01 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[08/04/04 16:50:04] LordKaio [160/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [604/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:06 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/04/04 17:32:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 1 days, 07:19:34 toward level 61.
[08/04/04 17:50:03] LordKaio [489/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [504/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/04/04 21:18:01] subs, LordKaio, and Yam [988/1512] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Kilr, and Sir_Hump_Alot [899/2152] and won! 0 days, 04:40:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/04 23:49:59] LordKaio [35/492] has challenged Kilr [105/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/05/04 01:49:58] LordKaio [110/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [171/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:13:26 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/05/04 03:49:57] LordKaio [344/492] has challenged Kilr [165/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:53:17 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/05/04 04:45:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 0 days, 07:01:26 toward level 61.
[08/05/04 04:49:56] Kilr [88/511] has challenged LordKaio [77/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 19:40:35 is removed from Kilr's clock.
[08/05/04 09:15:13] LordKaio was frisked by a surly old man. This hardship has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:38 from level 61.
[08/05/04 10:49:52] LordKaio [234/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [342/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/05/04 11:49:51] Kilr [198/511] has challenged LordKaio [66/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 21:30:16 is removed from Kilr's clock.
[08/05/04 11:49:51] Kilr has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/05/04 18:49:47] LordKaio [15/492] has challenged Yam [146/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:46 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/05/04 19:06:57] LordKaio found a naturally occuring wormhole. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:25 towards level 61.
[08/05/04 21:00:39] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[08/06/04 14:49:45] Yam [464/467] has challenged LordKaio [365/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:28 is removed from Yam's clock.
[08/06/04 15:49:45] FREAKZILLA [651/976] has challenged LordKaio [477/492] in combat and won! 21 days, 10:06:48 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[08/06/04 21:45:21] LordKaio found a shortcut through a nudist colony. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:49 towards level 61.
[08/06/04 23:49:40] LordKaio [167/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [374/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:17 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/07/04 07:49:34] LordKaio [479/492] has challenged Hooch [549/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/07/04 08:08:49] LordKaio was taught to quicken his pace by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to run fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:21 towards level 61.
[08/07/04 08:49:34] LordKaio [86/492] has challenged Hooch [40/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:54:31 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/07/04 08:49:34] LordKaio has dealt Hooch a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:51:43 is added to Hooch's clock.
[08/07/04 09:49:33] subs [16/553] has challenged LordKaio [420/492] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:50:08 is added to subs's clock.
[08/07/04 12:49:31] subs [128/553] has challenged LordKaio [463/492] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:11:40 is added to subs's clock.
[08/07/04 13:13:06] LordKaio was sodomized by natives. This adversity has slowed them 0 days, 04:46:36 from level 61.
[08/07/04 13:49:30] LordKaio [260/492] has challenged subs [12/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:41 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/07/04 13:49:30] LordKaio has dealt subs a Critical Strike! 31 days, 12:38:29 is added to subs's clock.
[08/07/04 14:33:30] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:26 towards level 61.
[08/07/04 15:49:29] LordKaio [157/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [125/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:28:34 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/07/04 16:49:28] LordKaio [235/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [579/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/07/04 17:49:28] Sir_Hump_Alot [408/665] has challenged LordKaio [370/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:55:13 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[08/07/04 18:49:27] LordKaio [310/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [918/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:01 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/07/04 19:49:26] LordKaio [45/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [515/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:57 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/07/04 20:33:51] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:27 towards level 61.
[08/08/04 02:49:21] LordKaio [64/492] has challenged Q2RPG [67/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:56 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/08/04 04:48:00] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Yam [715/1935] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Hooch, and subs [1615/2072] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/04 06:49:19] FREAKZILLA [414/976] has challenged LordKaio [290/492] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:08:56 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[08/08/04 06:51:59] Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [1150/1986] have team battled subs, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [979/2021] and won! 0 days, 12:20:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/04 08:49:18] Kilr [468/511] has challenged LordKaio [43/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:29 is removed from Kilr's clock.
[08/08/04 10:49:16] LordKaio [223/492] has challenged Q2RPG [203/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:27 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/08/04 12:49:15] Sir_Hump_Alot [417/665] has challenged LordKaio [148/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:16:36 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[08/16/04 17:47:05] LordKaio [124/492] has challenged SomeFool [464/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:09 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/16/04 18:02:10] LordKaio caught a ride on the Bang Bus. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:49 towards level 61.
[08/16/04 20:32:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 1 days, 09:12:17 toward level 61.
[08/16/04 20:47:03] LordKaio [93/492] has challenged SomeFool [69/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:05:36 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/16/04 21:47:03] subs [442/553] has challenged LordKaio [380/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:54:20 is removed from subs's clock.
[08/16/04 23:18:12] LordKaio ate hot peppers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:59 towards level 61.
[08/16/04 23:35:11] Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and SomeFool [796/2048] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and subs [794/2065] and won! 0 days, 04:50:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/04 23:52:36] LordKaio fell in a fast flowing river. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:34 towards level 61.
[08/17/04 00:02:46] SomeFool, LordKaio, and subs [854/1574] have team battled Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [966/2539] and lost! 0 days, 04:48:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/04 00:47:01] subs [357/553] has challenged LordKaio [302/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:39:02 is removed from subs's clock.
[08/17/04 01:10:31] subs, SomeFool, and FREAKZILLA [1526/2102] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1308/2011] and won! 0 days, 09:14:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/04 07:02:02] LordKaio found a shortcut through a nudist colony. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:43 towards level 61.
[08/17/04 07:46:56] LordKaio [241/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [480/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/17/04 11:33:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 1 days, 00:31:26 toward level 61.
[08/17/04 11:54:29] Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [1035/2539] have team battled SomeFool, LordKaio, and subs [912/1574] and won! 0 days, 01:14:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/04 16:47:25] Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and subs [1230/2427] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and SomeFool [635/1686] and won! 0 days, 06:36:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/04 18:46:49] LordKaio [176/492] has challenged subs [107/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:52 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/17/04 21:46:47] LordKaio [188/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [63/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:23 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/17/04 21:56:37] Hooch, LordKaio, and SomeFool [729/1875] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, FREAKZILLA, and Yam [1836/2152] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/04 22:05:57] Yam, subs, and Hooch [1504/1874] have team battled SomeFool, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [735/1686] and won! 0 days, 08:06:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/04 00:40:00] Yam, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1087/1624] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Hooch, and subs [1707/2427] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/04 02:08:24] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep hill. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:09 towards level 61.
[08/18/04 02:46:44] LordKaio [99/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [126/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/18/04 03:46:43] subs [236/553] has challenged LordKaio [2/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:02:30 is removed from subs's clock.
[08/18/04 05:06:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 0 days, 00:16:39 toward level 61.
[08/18/04 06:46:41] LordKaio [265/492] has challenged Hooch [152/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:27:33 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/18/04 07:44:35] LordKaio was chased by Georgian rebels. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:12 towards level 61.
[08/18/04 07:46:40] Hooch [114/854] has challenged LordKaio [14/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:37 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[08/18/04 08:10:05] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:30 towards level 61.
[08/18/04 08:39:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 0 days, 01:57:50 toward level 61.
[08/18/04 09:46:39] FREAKZILLA [362/1020] has challenged LordKaio [208/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:34:19 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[08/18/04 10:46:39] LordKaio [37/492] has challenged subs [342/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:10 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/18/04 11:46:38] LordKaio [89/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [219/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:52 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/18/04 11:46:43] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and SomeFool [1413/1686] have team battled FREAKZILLA, subs, and Hooch [1705/2427] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/04 11:59:18] LordKaio [291/492] has challenged Q2RPG [721/1021] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:29:26 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/18/04 16:27:15] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:46:33 towards level 62.
[08/18/04 17:46:34] FREAKZILLA [853/1020] has challenged LordKaio [419/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:57 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[08/18/04 18:46:33] LordKaio [361/492] has challenged subs [244/553] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:01:29 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/18/04 19:46:33] LordKaio [266/492] has challenged Hooch [743/854] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:39:52 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/18/04 20:46:32] SomeFool [65/529] has challenged LordKaio [179/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:02:12 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[08/18/04 21:46:37] LordKaio [318/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [150/665] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:55:42 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/18/04 22:46:36] LordKaio [475/492] has challenged Q2RPG [486/1021] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:47:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/19/04 02:46:33] LordKaio [153/492] has challenged Q2RPG [928/1021] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:45:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/19/04 03:46:33] LordKaio [379/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [578/665] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:25:42 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/19/04 04:46:32] LordKaio [71/492] has challenged Hooch [371/854] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:30:30 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/19/04 07:46:30] LordKaio [132/492] has challenged SomeFool [523/529] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:43:31 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/19/04 10:46:28] SomeFool [167/529] has challenged LordKaio [36/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:41:49 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[08/19/04 10:49:43] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:35:21 towards level 62.
[08/19/04 13:00:06] LordKaio [383/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [917/1020] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:10:17 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/19/04 13:04:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 4 days, 09:02:55 toward level 62.
[08/19/04 14:00:05] LordKaio [244/492] has challenged SomeFool [224/529] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:49:43 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/19/04 18:00:02] LordKaio [482/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [740/1020] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:42:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/19/04 22:00:00] LordKaio [271/492] has challenged Yam [205/467] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:32:32 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/19/04 23:36:54] Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [911/1986] have team battled SomeFool, LordKaio, and Kilr [733/1544] and won! 0 days, 14:28:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/04 04:44:20] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and subs [1438/2065] have team battled SomeFool, Kilr, and Yam [839/1519] and won! 1 days, 04:55:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/04 05:17:55] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and Hooch [1717/2011] have team battled SomeFool, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [144/2072] and won! 0 days, 12:37:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/04 05:59:55] LordKaio [153/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [329/665] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:14:42 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/20/04 06:59:54] LordKaio [273/492] has challenged subs [160/553] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:28:42 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/20/04 07:29:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 11 days, 18:01:45 toward level 62.
[08/20/04 07:58:33] subs, SomeFool, and Hooch [1173/1936] have team battled LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Kilr [860/1680] and won! 0 days, 08:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/04 12:59:50] SomeFool [185/529] has challenged LordKaio [333/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:19 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[08/20/04 13:40:10] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and SomeFool [1408/2041] have team battled Kilr, subs, and Hooch [1180/1930] and won! 1 days, 03:33:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/04 15:59:48] SomeFool [213/529] has challenged LordKaio [88/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:03 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[08/20/04 16:21:03] LordKaio, Hooch, and SomeFool [918/1875] have team battled subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Kilr [793/1741] and won! 0 days, 07:07:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/04 16:49:43] LordKaio took viagra. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:00:47 towards level 62.
[08/20/04 17:53:22] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and picked them up and dropped them in a tar pit, slowing the heathen 8 days, 14:46:20 from level 62.
[08/20/04 19:59:45] LordKaio [289/492] has challenged Yam [92/467] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:07:41 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/21/04 01:59:42] LordKaio [28/492] has challenged subs [170/553] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:19:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/21/04 02:34:36] Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and Kilr [1148/2397] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and subs [1002/1710] and won! 0 days, 05:30:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/04 06:45:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God motivated LordKaio 9 days, 13:57:53 toward level 62.
[08/21/04 06:59:38] LordKaio [199/492] has challenged Kilr [125/523] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:38:20 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/21/04 07:24:38] SomeFool, subs, LordKaio, Kilr have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/04 08:31:27] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 09:09:04 towards level 62.
[08/21/04 08:43:37] Sir_Hump_Alot, SomeFool, and Hooch [868/2048] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Yam [322/1979] and won! 0 days, 03:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/04 08:59:37] LordKaio [265/492] has challenged Hooch [727/854] in combat and lost! 1 days, 11:11:50 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/21/04 09:59:37] LordKaio [349/492] has challenged Yam [215/467] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:38:29 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/21/04 15:50:37] Hooch, Yam, and LordKaio [659/1813] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, Kilr, and subs [306/1741] and won! 0 days, 05:09:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/04 22:50:03] LordKaio [442/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [975/1020] in combat and lost! 1 days, 15:46:22 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/21/04 23:50:02] LordKaio [346/492] has challenged SomeFool [66/529] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:44:42 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/22/04 00:50:01] Yam [382/467] has challenged LordKaio [137/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:22:12 is removed from Yam's clock.
[08/22/04 01:50:01] Sir_Hump_Alot [211/665] has challenged LordKaio [467/492] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:31:45 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[08/22/04 04:49:59] LordKaio [11/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [687/1020] in combat and lost! 1 days, 13:28:32 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/22/04 04:53:39] FREAKZILLA, SomeFool, and Sir_Hump_Alot [987/2214] have team battled subs, LordKaio, and Yam [269/1512] and won! 0 days, 01:48:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/04 10:49:55] FREAKZILLA [893/1020] has challenged LordKaio [267/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:43:27 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[08/22/04 13:49:53] Hooch [642/854] has challenged LordKaio [141/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:04:59 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[08/22/04 15:47:12] SomeFool [277/529] has challenged LordKaio [451/492] in combat and lost! 1 days, 16:20:02 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[08/22/04 15:49:52] LordKaio [25/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [679/1020] in combat and lost! 1 days, 17:21:22 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/22/04 16:49:51] LordKaio [487/492] has challenged Kilr [369/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:00:33 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/22/04 17:32:00] subs, Kilr, and FREAKZILLA [1242/2096] have team battled LordKaio, SomeFool, and Hooch [1058/1875] and won! 0 days, 04:58:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/04 23:09:12] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 03:12:03 towards level 62.
[08/23/04 00:28:11] FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and SomeFool [1010/2214] have team battled subs, LordKaio, and Kilr [1163/1568] and lost! 0 days, 22:59:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/04 02:49:44] subs [500/553] has challenged LordKaio [466/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:03:13 is removed from subs's clock.
[08/23/04 07:24:36] Kilr, subs, and LordKaio [752/1568] have team battled Hooch, Sir_Hump_Alot, and SomeFool [1342/2075] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/04 08:08:26] LordKaio saw a naked lady. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:26 towards level 62.
[08/23/04 13:13:18] Hooch, SomeFool, and subs [348/1963] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Kilr [1443/2035] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/04 14:49:37] LordKaio [66/492] has challenged SomeFool [376/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:59:29 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/23/04 16:49:35] LordKaio [308/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [124/1020] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:00:13 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/26/04 15:48:48] LordKaio [231/492] has challenged Q2RPG [147/1021] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:09:06 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/26/04 17:48:46] SomeFool [375/529] has challenged LordKaio [41/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:19:20 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[08/26/04 20:30:30] LordKaio, subs, and SomeFool [595/1574] have team battled Yam, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [428/2368] and won! 0 days, 06:34:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/04 22:21:18] Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and subs [739/2454] have team battled Kilr, SomeFool, and LordKaio [325/1544] and won! 0 days, 04:12:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/04 00:52:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 5 days, 19:04:16 toward level 62.
[08/27/04 01:21:11] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:03 towards level 62.
[08/27/04 01:48:41] LordKaio [277/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [153/1020] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:01 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/27/04 02:48:40] Kilr [260/523] has challenged LordKaio [77/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:28:51 is removed from Kilr's clock.
[08/27/04 02:54:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God pushed LordKaio 2 days, 10:41:15 toward level 62.
[08/27/04 03:48:40] LordKaio [309/492] has challenged SomeFool [112/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:59:25 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/27/04 04:59:19] subs, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [569/1710] have team battled FREAKZILLA, SomeFool, and Kilr [1377/2072] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/04 05:26:14] Kilr, SomeFool, and Sir_Hump_Alot [924/1717] have team battled LordKaio, subs, and FREAKZILLA [891/2065] and won! 0 days, 15:13:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/04 06:56:08] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and struck forth with lightning, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:47:25 from level 62.
[08/27/04 07:48:37] FREAKZILLA [389/1020] has challenged LordKaio [418/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:03:34 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[08/27/04 08:48:36] LordKaio [116/492] has challenged SomeFool [7/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:11 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/27/04 09:48:36] SomeFool [115/529] has challenged LordKaio [348/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:55 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[08/27/04 09:57:30] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[08/28/04 16:13:55] LordKaio caught a ride on the Bang Bus. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:43 towards level 62.
[08/28/04 16:48:15] LordKaio [420/492] has challenged Q2RPG [871/1021] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:27 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/28/04 16:57:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 0 days, 12:32:12 toward level 62.
[08/28/04 17:48:14] LordKaio [60/492] has challenged Q2RPG [461/1021] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:52 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/28/04 22:48:11] SomeFool [317/529] has challenged LordKaio [315/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:58:44 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[08/28/04 23:48:10] Yam [5/467] has challenged LordKaio [412/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:31 is added to Yam's clock.
[08/29/04 02:48:08] Hooch [529/881] has challenged LordKaio [96/492] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:57:53 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[08/29/04 03:13:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 0 days, 17:15:46 toward level 62.
[08/29/04 06:48:05] LordKaio [363/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [496/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:47 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/29/04 12:48:01] SomeFool [127/529] has challenged LordKaio [218/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:58:23 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[08/29/04 17:47:58] Hooch [687/881] has challenged LordKaio [135/492] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:51:34 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[08/29/04 18:47:57] LordKaio [12/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [71/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:42:36 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/29/04 19:18:17] Yam, SomeFool, and FREAKZILLA [703/2016] have team battled Hooch, Kilr, and LordKaio [178/1896] and won! 0 days, 00:59:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/04 20:34:51] LordKaio ate too much chocolate. This adversity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:10 from level 62.
[08/30/04 12:47:46] SomeFool [117/529] has challenged LordKaio [170/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:03 is added to SomeFool's clock.
[08/30/04 13:29:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 1 days, 10:51:31 toward level 62.
[08/30/04 13:47:45] Sir_Hump_Alot [479/665] has challenged LordKaio [67/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:19 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[08/30/04 14:27:19] LordKaio was frisked by a surly old man. This misadventure has slowed them 0 days, 05:50:19 from level 62.
[08/30/04 15:47:44] LordKaio [443/492] has challenged Q2RPG [259/1021] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:37 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/30/04 16:47:43] Yam [129/467] has challenged LordKaio [413/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:08 is added to Yam's clock.
[08/30/04 18:54:16] LordKaio walked faster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:11 towards level 62.
[08/30/04 20:47:40] subs [497/553] has challenged LordKaio [336/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:58:48 is removed from subs's clock.
[08/30/04 22:19:14] LordKaio drank a can of paint. This infliction has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:48 from level 62.
[08/30/04 22:47:39] Yam [82/467] has challenged LordKaio [416/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:11:17 is added to Yam's clock.
[08/30/04 23:47:38] subs [254/553] has challenged LordKaio [418/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:38:39 is added to subs's clock.
[08/31/04 00:52:12] LordKaio came across a tricycle with fancy streamers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:49 towards level 62.
[08/31/04 05:47:34] LordKaio [376/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [190/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:57:29 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/31/04 06:47:33] LordKaio [219/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [925/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:11 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/31/04 07:47:33] LordKaio [145/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [593/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:23:16 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[08/31/04 08:47:32] LordKaio [340/492] has challenged subs [178/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:11:17 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/31/04 09:47:31] LordKaio [403/492] has challenged SomeFool [217/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:19 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[08/31/04 10:47:31] SomeFool [447/529] has challenged LordKaio [336/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:51 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[08/31/04 12:49:35] SomeFool, Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, FREAKZILLA have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/04 14:55:18] LordKaio grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:19 towards level 62.
[09/01/04 00:07:32] LordKaio [451/492] has challenged Hooch [217/881] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:56:00 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/01/04 02:47:20] subs [485/553] has challenged LordKaio [123/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:56:39 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/01/04 03:47:20] LordKaio [13/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [545/1020] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:07:46 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/01/04 04:58:29] subs, SomeFool, and Hooch [870/1963] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [1467/2177] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/04 06:47:18] SomeFool [458/529] has challenged LordKaio [303/492] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:44:51 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[09/01/04 07:05:53] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[09/02/04 21:46:52] LordKaio [287/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [77/665] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:14:16 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/02/04 22:21:17] FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and SomeFool [1094/2041] have team battled subs, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [769/2099] and won! 0 days, 07:42:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/04 22:45:17] LordKaio was frisked by a surly old man. This blow has slowed them 6 days, 13:14:17 from level 63.
[09/03/04 01:46:50] LordKaio [486/492] has challenged subs [401/553] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:40:46 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/03/04 02:46:49] subs [392/553] has challenged LordKaio [88/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:47:03 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/03/04 04:46:48] LordKaio [88/492] has challenged Q2RPG [315/1021] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:11:06 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/03/04 05:46:47] SomeFool [362/529] has challenged LordKaio [101/492] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:03:59 is removed from SomeFool's clock.
[09/03/04 07:35:36] LordKaio found a Speedball syringe and injected. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:41:24 towards level 63.
[09/03/04 07:46:46] LordKaio [367/492] has challenged SomeFool [141/529] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:14:42 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/03/04 08:46:45] LordKaio [172/492] has challenged subs [409/553] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:14:53 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/03/04 09:37:10] LordKaio dropped their compass. This tragedy has slowed them 3 days, 21:04:50 from level 63.
[09/03/04 11:50:43] FREAKZILLA, Yam, and subs [688/2040] have team battled SomeFool, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [522/1686] and won! 0 days, 00:10:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/04 12:46:43] Yam [357/467] has challenged LordKaio [17/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:57 is removed from Yam's clock.
[09/03/04 14:46:41] subs [358/553] has challenged LordKaio [359/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:28:57 is added to subs's clock.
[09/03/04 15:33:31] Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [987/2192] have team battled subs, SomeFool, and Yam [646/1549] and won! 0 days, 20:06:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/04 15:46:41] Hooch [215/881] has challenged LordKaio [302/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:05:54 is added to Hooch's clock.
[09/03/04 16:46:40] LordKaio [272/492] has challenged SomeFool [470/529] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:02:10 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/03/04 18:13:59] Yam, Stormbringer, and Sir_Hump_Alot [596/1411] have team battled SomeFool, LordKaio, and subs [389/1574] and won! 0 days, 05:33:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/04 21:46:37] subs [100/553] has challenged LordKaio [6/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:27:14 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/07/04 10:23:14] LordKaio stole a bike from a kid. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:41:28 towards level 63.
[09/07/04 10:59:59] LordKaio [173/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [945/1035] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:58:16 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/07/04 12:38:33] LordKaio saw a group of nude forest nymphs in the distance. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:00:07 towards level 63.
[09/07/04 13:59:57] LordKaio [142/492] has challenged Q2RPG [389/1036] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:10:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/07/04 16:59:55] LordKaio [280/492] has challenged Q2RPG [625/1036] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:35:05 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/07/04 20:20:05] Sir_Hump_Alot [127/666] has challenged LordKaio [464/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:13 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[09/07/04 21:20:04] Sir_Hump_Alot [298/666] has challenged LordKaio [244/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 11:37:57 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[09/07/04 21:58:09] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:44:43 towards level 63.
[09/08/04 00:55:07] LordKaio was frisked by a surly old man. This debacle has slowed them 4 days, 01:17:12 from level 63.
[09/08/04 03:20:00] FREAKZILLA [662/1035] has challenged LordKaio [176/492] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:12:58 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/08/04 09:19:56] subs [390/553] has challenged LordKaio [76/492] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:32:54 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/08/04 10:19:56] LordKaio [380/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [526/666] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:59:28 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/08/04 10:26:41] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, FREAKZILLA have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/04 19:30:31] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and blocked their path, slowing the heathen 14 days, 01:58:43 from level 63.
[09/08/04 19:50:06] LordKaio [377/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [548/1035] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:28:18 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/08/04 21:50:04] LordKaio [192/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [178/1035] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:31:20 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/08/04 22:50:04] LordKaio [491/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [251/666] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:13:37 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/09/04 00:14:58] LordKaio lost their map. This incident has slowed them 2 days, 22:51:41 from level 63.
[09/09/04 00:39:43] LordKaio learned to fly.. temporarily. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:05:18 towards level 63.
[09/09/04 04:50:00] subs [316/553] has challenged LordKaio [438/492] in combat and lost! 1 days, 17:50:21 is added to subs's clock.
[09/09/04 05:10:49] LordKaio ran out of gas. This adversity has slowed them 5 days, 20:37:26 from level 63.
[09/09/04 07:49:58] Sir_Hump_Alot [136/666] has challenged LordKaio [122/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:35:31 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[09/09/04 08:49:57] LordKaio [210/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [747/1035] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:53:01 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/09/04 10:10:51] LordKaio was bitten by omega. This tragedy has slowed them 5 days, 09:27:13 from level 63.
[09/09/04 10:19:26] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[09/10/04 20:20:02] LordKaio [169/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [278/1035] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:41:42 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/10/04 20:25:12] LordKaio caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:23:37 towards level 63.
[09/10/04 21:25:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 40 days, 13:35:30 toward level 63.
[09/10/04 23:12:50] LordKaio discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:58:56 towards level 63.
[09/10/04 23:21:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 9 days, 07:26:11 toward level 63.
[09/11/04 00:19:59] Hooch [473/881] has challenged LordKaio [125/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:58:38 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[09/11/04 02:19:58] subs [548/553] has challenged LordKaio [329/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 07:07:55 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/11/04 04:19:56] LordKaio [453/492] has challenged subs [275/553] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:50:10 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/11/04 04:36:36] LordKaio slipped and tumbled down a steep hill. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 09:18:46 towards level 63.
[09/11/04 06:19:55] Sir_Hump_Alot [633/666] has challenged LordKaio [121/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:23 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[09/11/04 09:19:53] LordKaio [298/492] has challenged subs [305/553] in combat and lost! 1 days, 02:33:30 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/11/04 09:22:48] LordKaio was attacked by ferocious mimes. This set back has slowed them 1 days, 14:35:32 from level 63.
[09/11/04 11:19:52] FREAKZILLA [166/1035] has challenged LordKaio [385/492] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:56:33 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/11/04 11:21:32] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, FREAKZILLA have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/04 13:19:50] LordKaio [31/492] has challenged Q2RPG [352/1036] in combat and lost! 1 days, 02:40:08 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/11/04 14:19:50] LordKaio [42/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [926/1035] in combat and lost! 1 days, 05:14:09 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/11/04 20:19:56] LordKaio [74/492] has challenged Q2RPG [871/1036] in combat and lost! 1 days, 08:57:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/11/04 21:19:56] Hooch [83/881] has challenged LordKaio [168/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:41 is added to Hooch's clock.
[09/11/04 22:19:56] LordKaio [126/492] has challenged Q2RPG [854/1036] in combat and lost! 1 days, 12:03:41 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/11/04 23:19:56] Hooch [675/881] has challenged LordKaio [356/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:25:15 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[09/12/04 00:08:02] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [416/1686] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [1022/2408] and lost! 0 days, 09:24:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/04 00:40:32] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and took their clothes off, slowing the heathen 11 days, 23:51:51 from level 63.
[09/12/04 00:55:57] Hooch, subs, and FREAKZILLA [515/2469] have team battled LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Yam [928/1625] and lost! 0 days, 20:33:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/04 03:02:16] LordKaio discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:23:12 towards level 63.
[09/12/04 03:19:55] LordKaio [83/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [664/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:15:50 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/12/04 03:54:00] LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Yam [1178/1994] have team battled subs, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [915/2100] and won! 2 days, 11:19:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/04 04:19:55] LordKaio [36/492] has challenged subs [434/553] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:53:57 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/12/04 05:51:59] LordKaio took viagra. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:14 towards level 63.
[09/12/04 06:12:59] FREAKZILLA, Yam, and subs [1232/2055] have team battled LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [1800/2039] and lost! 1 days, 04:53:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/04 07:19:28] Yam, LordKaio, and Sir_Hump_Alot [603/1625] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Hooch, and subs [1522/2469] and lost! 0 days, 10:38:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/04 11:01:55] LordKaio was enchanted by the Spirit of the Wolf. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 14:27:27 towards level 63.
[09/12/04 12:19:50] Hooch [227/881] has challenged LordKaio [412/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:45:16 is added to Hooch's clock.
[09/12/04 13:19:49] FREAKZILLA [943/1035] has challenged LordKaio [313/492] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:04:58 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/12/04 14:19:48] LordKaio [87/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [49/666] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:52:22 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/12/04 22:19:43] subs [41/553] has challenged LordKaio [368/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:36 is added to subs's clock.
[09/12/04 22:28:43] LordKaio ate too much chocolate. This scourge has slowed them 2 days, 14:03:22 from level 63.
[09/12/04 23:19:43] LordKaio [11/492] has challenged Yam [152/467] in combat and lost! 1 days, 17:28:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/12/04 23:55:32] LordKaio found a Mustang with the keys in the ignition. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 20:19:43 towards level 63.
[09/13/04 00:19:42] LordKaio [453/492] has challenged subs [433/553] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:16:50 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/13/04 00:50:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God shoved LordKaio 3 days, 02:57:44 toward level 63.
[09/13/04 02:19:41] subs [327/553] has challenged LordKaio [143/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 08:14:52 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/13/04 03:19:40] FREAKZILLA [111/1035] has challenged LordKaio [385/492] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:36:10 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/13/04 06:19:38] Hooch [5/881] has challenged LordKaio [295/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:39 is added to Hooch's clock.
[09/13/04 08:19:37] Sir_Hump_Alot [593/666] has challenged LordKaio [419/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:36:21 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[09/13/04 08:29:37] LordKaio, Yam, and Hooch [1440/1840] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [1171/2254] and won! 0 days, 16:06:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/04 11:19:35] Hooch [854/881] has challenged LordKaio [250/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:14:29 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[09/13/04 12:19:35] LordKaio [314/492] has challenged subs [516/553] in combat and lost! 1 days, 11:44:47 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/13/04 14:19:33] FREAKZILLA [247/1035] has challenged LordKaio [202/492] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:44:09 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/13/04 15:19:33] FREAKZILLA [452/1035] has challenged LordKaio [88/492] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:26:32 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/13/04 17:19:31] LordKaio [98/492] has challenged Q2RPG [763/1036] in combat and lost! 1 days, 20:11:55 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/13/04 22:30:23] LordKaio grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 04:51:36 towards level 63.
[09/14/04 01:19:26] subs [59/553] has challenged LordKaio [86/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:07 is added to subs's clock.
[09/14/04 01:55:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 3 days, 17:44:45 toward level 63.
[09/14/04 12:13:41] LordKaio found a skateboard. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:25:30 towards level 63.
[09/14/04 14:00:10] LordKaio [248/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [108/666] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:25:18 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/14/04 16:00:08] FREAKZILLA [1007/1035] has challenged LordKaio [470/492] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:43:09 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/18/04 12:59:08] LordKaio [75/492] has challenged subs [32/553] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:25:02 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/18/04 13:59:08] LordKaio [360/492] has challenged Q2RPG [626/1036] in combat and lost! 1 days, 03:25:09 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/18/04 15:59:06] LordKaio [183/492] has challenged Q2RPG [357/1036] in combat and lost! 1 days, 05:57:40 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/18/04 16:41:16] LordKaio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This affliction has slowed them 1 days, 05:35:53 from level 63.
[09/18/04 16:59:06] FREAKZILLA [372/1035] has challenged LordKaio [177/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:41:15 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/18/04 18:55:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 4 days, 00:16:29 toward level 63.
[09/18/04 18:59:04] LordKaio [354/492] has challenged Hooch [848/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:54:58 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/18/04 21:59:02] LordKaio [215/492] has challenged Hooch [274/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:25:46 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/18/04 23:00:05] LordKaio [388/492] has challenged subs [415/553] in combat and lost! 1 days, 04:22:36 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/19/04 00:00:05] Hooch [357/881] has challenged LordKaio [368/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Hooch's clock.
[09/19/04 00:36:44] LordKaio hitched a ride with bad mofo ganstas. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:11 towards level 63.
[09/19/04 01:00:04] Yam [118/467] has challenged LordKaio [157/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:36:47 is added to Yam's clock.
[09/19/04 03:00:18] subs [343/553] has challenged LordKaio [480/492] in combat and lost! 1 days, 00:57:06 is added to subs's clock.
[09/19/04 03:47:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 8 days, 13:56:26 toward level 63.
[09/19/04 05:03:36] LordKaio ate rancid dairy products. This misadventure has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:12 from level 63.
[09/19/04 06:00:16] Hooch [812/881] has challenged LordKaio [186/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:20:09 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[09/19/04 08:00:14] subs [397/553] has challenged LordKaio [401/492] in combat and lost! 1 days, 08:09:58 is added to subs's clock.
[09/19/04 12:00:12] LordKaio [14/492] has challenged Hooch [598/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:15:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/19/04 13:00:11] LordKaio [463/492] has challenged Q2RPG [296/1036] in combat and won! 1 days, 00:46:49 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/19/04 19:00:10] LordKaio [398/492] has challenged Q2RPG [181/1036] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:26:08 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/19/04 20:00:09] Yam [179/467] has challenged LordKaio [420/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:06 is added to Yam's clock.
[09/19/04 20:48:24] LordKaio hitched a ride with bad mofo ganstas. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:37 towards level 63.
[09/19/04 22:00:08] Hooch [841/881] has challenged LordKaio [71/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:07 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[09/19/04 22:00:08] Hooch has dealt LordKaio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:21:15 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/20/04 06:00:03] LordKaio [420/492] has challenged Q2RPG [318/1036] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:50:57 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/21/04 18:50:19] LordKaio tasted man cock. This misfortune has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:37 from level 63.
[09/21/04 20:59:38] LordKaio [59/492] has challenged subs [75/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:31:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/21/04 21:58:33] LordKaio tamed a wild horse for riding. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:11 towards level 63.
[09/21/04 23:23:32] subs, Yam, and Sir_Hump_Alot [624/1686] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and Hooch [1805/2408] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/04 23:57:41] FREAKZILLA, Yam, and LordKaio [1585/1994] have team battled Hooch, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1169/2100] and won! 0 days, 06:26:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/04 01:09:46] subs, Yam, and Hooch [1006/1901] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1426/2193] and lost! 0 days, 04:55:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/04 01:59:35] LordKaio [7/492] has challenged subs [216/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/22/04 02:59:35] Yam [38/467] has challenged LordKaio [372/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:12:50 is added to Yam's clock.
[09/22/04 03:46:09] Yam, subs, and LordKaio [271/1512] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [1736/2582] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/04 04:59:33] subs [397/553] has challenged LordKaio [97/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 23:51:45 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/22/04 05:59:33] subs [121/553] has challenged LordKaio [226/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:59:40 is added to subs's clock.
[09/22/04 07:59:31] LordKaio [478/492] has challenged subs [218/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:20:13 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/22/04 18:37:24] Yam, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [381/2014] have team battled FREAKZILLA, LordKaio, and subs [697/2080] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/04 20:59:23] Sir_Hump_Alot [215/666] has challenged LordKaio [276/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:22 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[09/22/04 21:59:22] LordKaio [277/492] has challenged subs [335/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:05:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/22/04 22:08:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 2 days, 17:53:06 toward level 63.
[09/22/04 22:59:22] LordKaio [229/492] has challenged subs [54/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:39 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 00:44:26] LordKaio, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [523/1711] have team battled FREAKZILLA, Yam, and Hooch [917/2383] and lost! 0 days, 08:56:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/04 00:59:20] LordKaio [485/492] has challenged Q2RPG [867/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:20:13 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 01:59:20] subs [440/553] has challenged LordKaio [119/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 18:54:47 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/23/04 03:59:18] LordKaio [151/492] has challenged subs [164/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:00:48 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 04:59:18] subs [460/553] has challenged LordKaio [289/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 12:01:34 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/23/04 05:59:17] LordKaio [21/492] has challenged Q2RPG [111/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:52:19 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 06:59:16] LordKaio [487/492] has challenged subs [506/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:23 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 10:09:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God furthered LordKaio 1 days, 01:47:38 toward level 63.
[09/23/04 13:59:12] LordKaio [51/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [405/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 14:59:11] LordKaio [220/492] has challenged Hooch [843/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:44 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 16:59:10] LordKaio [58/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [25/1035] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:55:00 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 18:59:08] LordKaio [363/492] has challenged Q2RPG [384/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:13:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 20:59:07] LordKaio [281/492] has challenged subs [529/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:06 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/23/04 21:59:06] subs [377/553] has challenged LordKaio [209/492] in combat and won! 1 days, 08:23:46 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/23/04 22:59:06] Sir_Hump_Alot [508/666] has challenged LordKaio [256/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:07:45 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[09/23/04 23:59:05] LordKaio [396/492] has challenged Hooch [160/881] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:25:22 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/24/04 03:40:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 1 days, 19:44:15 toward level 63.
[09/24/04 06:59:01] LordKaio [37/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [714/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:18 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/24/04 08:54:39] LordKaio was chased by Michael Jackson. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:04 towards level 63.
[09/24/04 09:58:59] LordKaio [109/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [419/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:37 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/24/04 12:58:57] LordKaio [231/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [694/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/24/04 15:58:55] LordKaio [53/492] has challenged Yam [321/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:42 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/24/04 17:58:53] LordKaio [251/492] has challenged Q2RPG [576/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:52 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/24/04 23:58:49] Yam [389/467] has challenged LordKaio [374/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:09:57 is removed from Yam's clock.
[09/25/04 00:58:49] LordKaio [364/492] has challenged Q2RPG [910/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:05 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/25/04 06:58:45] LordKaio [24/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [690/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:30 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/25/04 07:47:54] LordKaio was chased by Michael Jackson. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:12 towards level 63.
[09/25/04 12:58:41] LordKaio [230/492] has challenged subs [289/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:54 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/25/04 13:17:50] LordKaio was enchanted by the Spirit of the Wolf. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:56 towards level 63.
[09/25/04 13:58:40] FREAKZILLA [337/1035] has challenged LordKaio [412/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:50:22 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/25/04 16:58:38] subs [546/553] has challenged LordKaio [355/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:11:41 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/25/04 17:58:37] LordKaio [301/492] has challenged subs [316/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:45 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/26/04 02:58:31] LordKaio [401/492] has challenged Q2RPG [668/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:47 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/26/04 03:39:21] Yam, LordKaio, and subs [650/1512] have team battled Kilr, Sir_Hump_Alot, and FREAKZILLA [675/2224] and lost! 0 days, 12:41:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/04 04:52:40] Kilr, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [1417/1742] have team battled LordKaio, Hooch, and Yam [794/1840] and won! 0 days, 05:01:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/04 05:29:50] Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and LordKaio [351/2408] have team battled subs, Kilr, and Sir_Hump_Alot [901/1742] and lost! 0 days, 14:51:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/04 08:58:28] LordKaio [176/492] has challenged Q2RPG [125/1036] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:05 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/26/04 10:55:01] LordKaio ate some magic mushrooms. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:37 towards level 63.
[09/26/04 10:58:26] LordKaio [356/492] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [513/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:57 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/26/04 11:58:25] LordKaio [363/492] has challenged subs [269/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:57 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/26/04 12:37:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 1 days, 04:03:18 toward level 63.
[09/26/04 15:33:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 0 days, 08:56:59 toward level 63.
[09/26/04 16:58:22] LordKaio [255/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [26/1035] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:15:59 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/26/04 17:58:21] LordKaio [289/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [43/1035] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:42 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/26/04 18:15:36] LordKaio lost their way. This tragedy has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:44 from level 63.
[09/26/04 22:58:18] Hooch [257/881] has challenged LordKaio [426/492] in combat and lost! 1 days, 11:00:23 is added to Hooch's clock.
[09/26/04 23:59:18] LordKaio learned to fly.. temporarily. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:45 towards level 63.
[09/27/04 00:58:17] LordKaio [483/492] has challenged FREAKZILLA [83/1035] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:39 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/27/04 01:00:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God assisted LordKaio 0 days, 00:13:16 toward level 63.
[09/27/04 01:38:07] LordKaio [103/515] has challenged Q2RPG [130/1036] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:44:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/27/04 01:58:16] LordKaio [322/515] has challenged Q2RPG [195/1036] in combat and won! 17 days, 13:45:02 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/27/04 02:58:16] LordKaio [281/515] has challenged Yam [414/467] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:01:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/27/04 03:08:36] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, LordKaio, FREAKZILLA have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/04 05:41:39] LordKaio was chased by Georgian rebels. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:31:48 towards level 64.
[09/27/04 06:07:04] LordKaio caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:16:14 towards level 64.
[09/27/04 07:58:12] FREAKZILLA [227/1035] has challenged LordKaio [111/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:18:20 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/27/04 08:13:12] LordKaio temporarily transformed into a form of energy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:57:38 towards level 64.
[09/27/04 14:58:08] Sir_Hump_Alot [83/666] has challenged LordKaio [126/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:15 is added to Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[09/27/04 15:58:07] subs [126/553] has challenged LordKaio [393/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:38:36 is added to subs's clock.
[09/27/04 17:49:56] LordKaio was carried forth by winged Angels. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:59:28 towards level 64.
[09/27/04 17:58:06] LordKaio [204/515] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [309/666] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:25:47 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/27/04 18:22:25] Yam, subs, and Sir_Hump_Alot [604/1686] have team battled LordKaio, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [763/2431] and lost! 0 days, 18:44:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/04 20:37:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 23 days, 01:22:46 toward level 64.
[09/27/04 21:58:03] LordKaio [408/515] has challenged Yam [231/467] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:37:11 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/27/04 22:58:03] LordKaio [364/515] has challenged Q2RPG [140/1036] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:57:09 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/28/04 01:22:41] LordKaio bit their tongue. This blow has slowed them 1 days, 06:21:57 from level 64.
[09/28/04 04:57:59] LordKaio [391/515] has challenged FREAKZILLA [556/1035] in combat and lost! 1 days, 12:25:03 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/28/04 06:57:58] LordKaio [486/515] has challenged Hooch [394/881] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:47:20 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[09/28/04 07:57:57] subs [125/553] has challenged LordKaio [23/515] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:05:10 is removed from subs's clock.
[09/28/04 08:42:22] LordKaio fell into a hole. This infliction has slowed them 1 days, 06:20:08 from level 64.
[09/28/04 11:57:54] LordKaio [324/515] has challenged Hooch [542/881] in combat and lost! 1 days, 06:24:47 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/28/04 12:57:54] FREAKZILLA [175/1035] has challenged LordKaio [239/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:37:22 is added to FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/28/04 16:57:51] LordKaio [180/515] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [450/666] in combat and lost! 1 days, 12:30:07 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/28/04 17:17:36] Hooch, Yam, and Sir_Hump_Alot [869/2014] have team battled FREAKZILLA, subs, and LordKaio [1706/2103] and lost! 0 days, 08:37:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/04 17:57:51] FREAKZILLA [973/1035] has challenged LordKaio [60/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:59:54 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/28/04 19:57:49] Yam [214/467] has challenged LordKaio [491/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:08 is added to Yam's clock.
[09/28/04 20:57:49] LordKaio [114/515] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [395/666] in combat and lost! 1 days, 15:25:38 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/28/04 22:57:47] LordKaio [226/515] has challenged Hooch [439/881] in combat and lost! 1 days, 14:02:26 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/28/04 23:57:47] FREAKZILLA [606/1035] has challenged LordKaio [422/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:32:19 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[09/29/04 01:57:45] LordKaio [363/515] has challenged subs [422/553] in combat and lost! 1 days, 23:23:29 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[09/29/04 04:57:43] Sir_Hump_Alot [538/666] has challenged LordKaio [236/515] in combat and won! 1 days, 00:33:21 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[09/29/04 05:50:58] LordKaio saw a naked lady. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:42:30 towards level 64.
[10/04/04 09:56:30] LordKaio [268/515] has challenged Hooch [43/881] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:42:19 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[10/04/04 10:56:29] subs [62/553] has challenged LordKaio [326/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:36 is added to subs's clock.
[10/04/04 15:56:26] LordKaio [106/515] has challenged Hooch [361/881] in combat and lost! 1 days, 11:11:59 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/04/04 16:56:25] subs [321/553] has challenged LordKaio [310/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:17:44 is removed from subs's clock.
[10/04/04 18:30:19] FREAKZILLA, subs, and Yam [928/2055] have team battled Hooch, LordKaio, and grime [910/1800] and won! 0 days, 04:09:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/04 19:47:08] LordKaio was chased by Michael Jackson. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 04:16:51 towards level 64.
[10/04/04 20:29:58] LordKaio found some pixie dust. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 20:14:08 towards level 64.
[10/04/04 21:56:22] subs [345/553] has challenged LordKaio [457/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:44 is added to subs's clock.
[10/05/04 02:56:18] LordKaio [318/515] has challenged Q2RPG [410/1036] in combat and lost! 1 days, 16:46:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/05/04 03:19:48] LordKaio fell in a fast flowing river. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 20:48:30 towards level 64.
[10/05/04 04:44:17] LordKaio ran really fast. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 days, 08:08:57 towards level 64.
[10/05/04 05:18:32] LordKaio got AIDS. This affliction has slowed them 1 days, 12:54:53 from level 64.
[10/18/04 16:53:13] Hooch [476/918] has challenged LordKaio [465/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:33:33 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[10/18/04 17:53:13] LordKaio [248/515] has challenged Q2RPG [335/1036] in combat and lost! 1 days, 18:26:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/18/04 18:53:12] LordKaio [52/515] has challenged subs [47/553] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:31:47 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[10/21/04 20:52:39] LordKaio [355/515] has challenged Q2RPG [83/1036] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:41:01 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[10/21/04 22:52:38] Sir_Hump_Alot [561/670] has challenged LordKaio [456/515] in combat and won! 1 days, 06:03:33 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[10/21/04 23:52:37] Yam [66/467] has challenged LordKaio [430/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:34:24 is added to Yam's clock.
[10/22/04 00:03:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God advanced LordKaio 6 days, 01:52:54 toward level 64.
[10/22/04 05:52:36] Hooch [349/918] has challenged LordKaio [59/515] in combat and won! 1 days, 07:55:49 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[10/22/04 07:52:34] subs [261/553] has challenged LordKaio [333/515] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:20:16 is added to subs's clock.
[10/22/04 09:52:33] subs [89/553] has challenged LordKaio [376/515] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:10:23 is added to subs's clock.
[10/22/04 10:18:53] LordKaio soiled their underwear. This misfortune has slowed them 0 days, 19:08:38 from level 64.
[10/22/04 11:52:32] FREAKZILLA [375/1035] has challenged LordKaio [194/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:46 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[10/22/04 12:21:31] FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and subs [1543/2258] have team battled LordKaio, grime, and Hooch [672/1985] and won! 0 days, 22:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/04 16:53:03] grime, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [715/1737] have team battled Hooch, FREAKZILLA, and subs [1680/2506] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/04 17:27:08] subs, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [1360/1738] have team battled grime, FREAKZILLA, and Hooch [1250/2505] and won! 1 days, 01:23:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/04 17:52:28] Hooch [326/918] has challenged LordKaio [14/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:55:27 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[10/22/04 20:52:26] Hooch [142/918] has challenged LordKaio [463/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:04 is added to Hooch's clock.
[10/22/04 22:52:25] LordKaio [375/515] has challenged subs [216/553] in combat and won! 1 days, 07:41:41 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[10/22/04 22:52:25] LordKaio has dealt subs a Critical Strike! 4 days, 17:45:08 is added to subs's clock.
[10/22/04 23:52:24] FREAKZILLA [918/1035] has challenged LordKaio [16/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:39:17 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[10/23/04 00:52:23] Sir_Hump_Alot [564/670] has challenged LordKaio [347/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:11:36 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[10/23/04 01:30:08] LordKaio hitched a ride with Gypsies. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:15 towards level 64.
[10/23/04 01:52:22] Hooch [614/918] has challenged LordKaio [510/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:15:12 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[10/23/04 03:26:37] FREAKZILLA, Sir_Hump_Alot, and grime [1216/2257] have team battled subs, LordKaio, and Hooch [1077/1986] and won! 0 days, 01:20:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/04 03:52:21] LordKaio [257/515] has challenged grime [66/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:19:47 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[10/23/04 05:39:10] Hooch, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1332/2468] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, subs, and grime [1263/1775] and won! 0 days, 16:11:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/04 06:45:09] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and picked them up and dropped them in a tar pit, slowing the heathen 1 days, 00:33:14 from level 64.
[10/23/04 07:52:19] LordKaio [129/515] has challenged subs [279/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:44:24 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/23/04 16:27:03] LordKaio hitched a ride with bad mofo ganstas. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:15 towards level 64.
[10/23/04 20:52:10] LordKaio [10/515] has challenged Yam [407/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:15:56 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/23/04 22:45:04] grime, Hooch, and Sir_Hump_Alot [629/2149] have team battled LordKaio, Yam, and subs [886/1535] and lost! 0 days, 19:20:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/04 01:36:22] grime, FREAKZILLA, and Sir_Hump_Alot [1303/2266] have team battled subs, LordKaio, and Yam [773/1535] and won! 0 days, 20:08:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/04 07:52:03] FREAKZILLA [371/1035] has challenged LordKaio [280/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:48:41 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[10/24/04 09:52:01] LordKaio [108/515] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [256/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:46:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/24/04 11:08:50] LordKaio bit their tongue. This set back has slowed them 0 days, 13:16:49 from level 64.
[10/24/04 14:51:58] LordKaio [18/515] has challenged subs [95/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:56:06 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/24/04 14:57:48] grime, Sir_Hump_Alot, and Hooch [1360/2149] have team battled subs, LordKaio, and FREAKZILLA [1629/2103] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/04 18:41:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God accelerated LordKaio 4 days, 08:33:41 toward level 64.
[10/24/04 22:52:14] Sir_Hump_Alot [288/670] has challenged LordKaio [92/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:15 is removed from Sir_Hump_Alot's clock.
[10/24/04 23:52:14] LordKaio [9/515] has challenged Hooch [696/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:19:44 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/25/04 01:21:59] LordKaio's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[10/25/04 05:52:11] LordKaio [481/515] has challenged grime [221/561] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:48:33 is removed from LordKaio's clock.
[10/25/04 07:41:39] Thereupon He reached Earthward to LordKaio from the Heavens above and flicked them backwards along their path, slowing the heathen 1 days, 19:47:02 from level 64.
[10/25/04 09:52:08] LordKaio [176/515] has challenged Sir_Hump_Alot [588/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:20:04 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/25/04 10:52:07] Hooch [719/918] has challenged LordKaio [389/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:35:40 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[10/25/04 11:50:21] LordKaio discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:14 towards level 64.
[10/25/04 16:52:03] Hooch [346/918] has challenged LordKaio [147/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:53 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[10/25/04 18:52:02] subs [477/553] has challenged LordKaio [475/515] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:15:03 is removed from subs's clock.
[10/25/04 19:52:01] FREAKZILLA [986/1035] has challenged LordKaio [351/515] in combat and won! 1 days, 05:26:01 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[10/25/04 22:51:59] LordKaio [286/515] has challenged Q2RPG [765/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:13:14 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/26/04 00:51:58] FREAKZILLA [756/1035] has challenged LordKaio [299/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:18:55 is removed from FREAKZILLA's clock.
[10/26/04 11:51:51] LordKaio [41/515] has challenged FREAKZILLA [1008/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:49:16 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/26/04 12:51:51] LordKaio [128/515] has challenged FREAKZILLA [166/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:48:12 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/26/04 14:51:49] Hooch [262/918] has challenged LordKaio [338/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:11 is added to Hooch's clock.
[10/26/04 15:51:49] Hooch [828/918] has challenged LordKaio [313/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:20:00 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[10/26/04 21:51:45] Hooch [311/918] has challenged LordKaio [289/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:42 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[10/27/04 00:15:53] FREAKZILLA, Yam, and Hooch [782/2420] have team battled grime, Sir_Hump_Alot, and LordKaio [1001/1746] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/04 06:01:09] LordKaio fell off a 200 foot cliff. This blow has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:06 from level 64.
[10/27/04 06:51:39] LordKaio [50/515] has challenged Q2RPG [729/1036] in combat and lost! 1 days, 02:08:05 is added to LordKaio's clock.
[10/27/04 07:51:38] Hooch [475/918] has challenged LordKaio [340/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:19:59 is removed from Hooch's clock.
[10/27/04 13:34:19] LordKaio, Hooch, and FREAKZILLA [1389/2468] have team battled Sir_Hump_Alot, grime, and subs [1094/1784] and won! 0 days, 12:50:07 is removed from their clocks.